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you all see Teg, thinking him so fancy just because he invent wheel, rolling wheel everywhere to show off to cavewomen... well here i tell you, Teg not so great after all! did you know Teg stick penis in moldy log, get moldy penis? it true, Teg moldy penis haver but shaman cover it up for many berries. would show cave-drawings i make but not want to get banned again
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 19:56 |
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# ¿ May 13, 2024 11:09 |
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DogonCrook posted:Thrak eat mushrom and fall down in heat. Mushrom still good? mushroom very good. do not listen to others who say mushroom bad, or that mushroom make many cavemen die so we not eat it. they weak and afraid of mushroom. mushroom shows special colors and tell secrets but this not best way to eat mushroom. me eat mushroom every day, never once fall down in heat or die. me smart, only take tiny portion of mushroom, never see colors or hear forbidden secret! instead me use to be able to work harder for chief, chief very pleased with me hard work ethic, maybe me become chief one day! please no tell chief about mushroom, he hate mushroom, him club mushroom eater with punishment stick until he die. me want become chief, not die!
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 21:10 |