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- Jim moves the entire town of Scranton ten miles to the east so Dwight has to slam on the brakes when he unexpectedly comes to the end of the highway on the rim of a huge Scranton-shaped ditch. - Jim spends years breeding a special variety of superbee that is ten times more aggressive and deadly than killer bees. On the day of the company football game, he replaces the football with their beehive right before Dwight is supposed to deliver the kickoff. - Jim boards Dwight up in a giant gift box and labels it with a huge tag that reads "Do not open 'til X-mas!" - Jim buys Dwight tickets to Jurassic World. Not the feature film, but the actual theme park with dinosaurs. Jim mugs the camera as he disables the security fences. - Jim conceals a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise in his trousers and walks up to Dwight's desk with his hand down his pants. Dwight demands to know what Jim is doing. In response, Jim unzips his fly and unloads a stream of mayonnaise all over Dwight's face. - Jim steals Dwight's keys and buries them. He leaves a shovel and a treasure map on Dwight's desk.
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Jim calls the Staples business integrity hotline and tips them off that former employee Dwight stole a box of leads before accepting an employment offer from a rival local firm. The full legal brunt of the Staples Inc multinational office supply retail corporation comes down on Dwight who is forced to sell his beet farm and vintage Battlestar Galactica dolls to finance the prolonged legal battle that plays out. Dwight acts as his own attorney and is sent to prison when he slaps a federal judge. While awaiting trial Dwight commuts Seppuku (the only honorable way for a prisoner to die)
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Mar 18, 2019 13:20
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jim pushes dwight off a cliff then catches him at the bottom it was a prank dwight! Tiberius Christ fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Mar 18, 2019 |
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Mar 18, 2019 13:21
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Jim, not really feeling it today because of the impending divorce, pours a bag of sugar down Dwight's gas tank. The camera crew secretely follows Jim as he leaves work but instead of driving home, he's seen pulling into a strip mall parking lot in front of an Asian massage parlour.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:25
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- Jim is eating a comically small sandwich for lunch. When Dwight comments derisively on the size of the sandwich, Jim bets him that Dwight couldn't even eat half the sandwich. Dwight accepts the bet. It's only after he takes a bite that he discovers the "sandwich" is just Jim's dick between two slices of bread. Jim smirks at the camera. - Jim drives over Dwights car with a steamroller. Dwight barely escapes by crawling out the rear window when the stress of the deforming superstructure causes the glass to shatter. - Dwight decides to try and prank Jim for once. He balances a bucket of water on the top of the door. Jim opens the door and the bucket falls on his head, soaking him. Dwight pulls off his disguise and reveals he was Jim all along and that "Jim" was really Dwight in disguise. - Jim complains to the network about the sexual content in Battlestar Galactica and gets it pulled from all local channels the night before the big season finale. Dwight is devastated.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:26
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Jim mugs the camera whenever Dwight is about to fall for one of his pranks. Gradually he also starts mugging whenever anything bad happens to Dwight. It's not long before Jim starts to mug for the camera before anything bad happens to Dwight, even if it's completely unrelated to Jim and just a random accident he could in no way have seen coming. We don't notice Jim's supernatural foresight at first. Jim has become a trickster god, outside of time and space, sent only for the torment of Dwight and the amusement of us. Jim mugging the camera will be last thing we see right before the world ends.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:28
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After being reported to HR for work place bullying, Jim retaliates by beating up Dwight in the car park.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:28
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Jim pushes Dwight off the cliff... And doesn't catch him. Jim is charged with second degree murder and a lengthy criminal trial ensues. Months later, he is convicted of criminal negligence and serves a short term in prison. Dwight's body is never found.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:30
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- Jim replaces Dwight's desk with a replica molded from C4 and replaces Dwight's chair with a dynamite plunger. - Jim hangs around the park at night wearing a Dwight mask. He hides in the bushes and when a woman walks by, he leaps out and grabs their breasts. After a few consecutive nights of this, the police show up at the office with a warrant for Dwight's arrest. Jim smirks as the struggling Dwight is hauled off in handcuffs. - Jim replaces all of Dwight's pens with trick pens that burst into flames when Dwight tries to write with them.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:31
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*jim teleports behind you* nothing personal dwight
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Mar 18, 2019 13:33
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- Jim commits suicide in a way that frames Dwight. Unable to face life in prison, Dwight takes his own life by hanging in his jail cell. They meet in Hell and Jim has a good laugh.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:33
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Jim invents a time machine in order to perpetrate an elaborate prank on Dwight. He travels back in time, kills Dwight's father and marries his mother. In present timeline Dwight molds into Jim. Jim junior.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:35
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Jim breaks into Dwight's house and threatens him with a gun. Once Dwight is sobbing and begging for his life, Jim pulls off his mask and reveals it was all a joke. Dwight looks like a total idiot.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:39
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Jim just straight up full force kicks Dwight in the nards.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:41
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After hours of vigorous love-making, Dwight lays next to Pam satisfied with his revenge, "How was it?" he asks. Pam pulls of her mask to reveal Jim smiley smugly. "I've had better."
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Mar 18, 2019 13:43
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Jim steals all Dwight's personal information and impersonates him using a mission impossible style mask.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:43
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Tiberius Christ posted:After hours of vigorous love-making, Dwight lays next to Pam satisfied with his revenge, "How was it?" he asks. lol Dwight is so gullible!
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Mar 18, 2019 13:44
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Jim puts his penis through the door knob hole so when Dwight tries to open the door he touches Jim's penis. Jim then proceeds to throw sand in Dwight's eyes and runs away giggling.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:45
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Toby Flenderson walks calmly to Jim and Dwight's cubicles and pulls a 357 magnum out of his waistband. Jim's eyes open wide but before he can get a word out Toby squeezes five rounds of lead into Jim's chest. Toby pauses before firing the final round, the camera zooms out and we see why - a medieval spiked mace fills the spot where Toby's skull used to be. Dwight holds firm on the handle. As Toby's limp body collapses to the floor, a horrified Jim rises from his chair, unbuttoning his shirt and revealing the blood squibs. "DWIGHT WHAT THE gently caress IT WAS ONLY A PRANK, YOU KILLED TOBY"
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Mar 18, 2019 13:47
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Jim replaces Dwight's replica of Sauron's Ring of Power with the real thing. Corrupted by the Ring's power, Dwight gradually transforms into a pathetic, Gollum-like creature over the course of several centuries.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:49
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Dwight comes into the office and sits down, only to begin screaming at the top of his lungs ripping flesh from his body and throwing bloody meat and sinew all over the walls and his coworkers. Jim watches silently and turns to the camera, mouthing the words, "you're next"
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Mar 18, 2019 13:49
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With the help the help of a pricey overcoat, breast implants, and minor cosmetic surgery, Jim pretends to be a glamorous international jewel thief who falls in love with Dwight after a chance meeting, only to leave him holding a bag of stolen diamonds just as the cops close in.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:50
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935 posted:Toby Flenderson walks calmly to Jim and Dwight's cubicles and pulls a 357 magnum out of his waistband. Jim's eyes open wide but before he can get a word out Toby squeezes five rounds of lead into Jim's chest. Toby pauses before firing the final round, the camera zooms out and we see why - a medieval spiked mace fills the spot where Toby's skull used to be. Dwight holds firm on the handle. As Toby's limp body collapses to the floor, a horrified Jim rises from his chair, unbuttoning his shirt and revealing the blood squibs. "DWIGHT WHAT THE gently caress IT WAS ONLY A PRANK, YOU KILLED TOBY" Michael Scott punishes Dwight as a formality but makes it a slap on the wrist.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:51
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Dwight comes in and sees that his entire desk is encased in a cube of gelatin. When he reaches in to try and pull out his belongings, he discovers to his horror that the cube of gelatin is actually a Gelatinous Cube and that he is being inexorably sucked deeper into the creature's corrosive innards.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:53
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Jim convinces Dwight to take fencing lessons. But the instructor is a friend of Jim, and trains Dwight wrong on purpose. When the next Saxon raid happens, Dwight tries to fight them instead of running, and is easily overpowered.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:55
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Did anyone say cucking yet?
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Mar 18, 2019 13:57
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Five minutes before the big sales meeting, Jim tells Dwight that the documentary crew that's been following them the past nine years are actually all actors paid by Jim. This has made Jim bankrupt and he needs Dwight to make the sale or he'll go to debtor's prison.
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Jim sends love letters to transgender inmates under Dwight's name and work address. Jim installs Touhou rasomware on Dwight's computer. Jim intentionally gets caught by Dwight, pretending to kill Pam, only to find out Pam is perfectly fine the next day.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:57
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Jim vaccinates Dwight, causing the already autistic Dwight to develop double-autism.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:57
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO WORK HERE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED BRIGHT WHITE 20 LB. PAPER IN THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MY COWORKER AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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Dwight wakes up one morning to the shock that he is blind. Unable to get through life on his own, he relies more and more on the help of his constant friend Jim, whether it is cooking, driving, or even cleaning himself. After twenty years, Jim suffers a fatal heart attack leaving Dwight terrified and alone, and after a couple of weeks he is found dead on his floor from starvation. During the autopsy, the coroner notes that Dwight's eyes have been taped shut with two pieces of scotch tape.
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Jim dresses as a sandwich and is eaten by Dwight. Jim then tickles Dwight's innards and whispers into his brain, "You have two skeletons inside you." Dwight smiles smugly to the camera and says, "Actually, it's three." The other skeleton begins strangling Jim.
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Cold open. A quiet office, the sounds of typing and a telephone ringing in the distance. Suddenly, 'RHEEEE' "Dwight, what are you doing" "It's called laryngeal fold warm up, Jim. *scoffs, looks at camera exacerbatedly* An ancient technique practiced by warriors before the hunt. Which is why I use it before my sales calls. RHEEEEEE" "Do you... do you have to do that now. I'm on a very important call." "RHEEEEEEEE" "I, ok, I'm sorry I'll have to call you back" *Jim stands up, walks to Dwight, grabs a fistful of Dwight's hair and slams Dwight's face forward onto his desk*
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Mar 18, 2019 14:03
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Jim gives Dwight tickets to The Nutcracker. Dwight spends the entire ballet nervous and quite uncomfortable in his jock strap, which he wore because he's convinced that Jim did this because he is planning to hit him really hard in the testicles. Which Jim does, but only three weeks later, after Dwight finally decides that it's safe to let his guard down.
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Mar 18, 2019 14:06
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Jim asks if Dwight would like a tasty hot beverage, which Dwight graciously accepts. It is hot chocolate, high velocity.
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Mar 18, 2019 14:06
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Jim traps Dwight in a labyrinth that goes on forever.
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Mar 18, 2019 14:07
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"Dwight, aren't you tired of all the...bullshit in the world..." Jim says as he loads another round in the chamber. Pam hasn't been seen in days.
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Jim replaces the practice boards in Dwight's karate class with ceramic replicas. Dwight punches one as a demonstration of his martial prowess and ends up needing twelve stitches in his hand. Several other students also end up in the emergency room with mild to severe lacerations.
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One day Jim disappears, and not even Pam knows where he went or why he left. Jim is not seen or heard from for over 30 years, until Dwight finds a filthy and unkempt Jim begging for change on the street. Dwight is overcome with emotion that his long lost friend has finally been found, and tries to convince Jim to reunite with Pam and his children. Jim then stabs Dwight with a rusty knife, and steals his wallet to buy more opioids.
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Who What Now posted:One day Jim disappears, and not even Pam knows where he went or why he left. Jim is not seen or heard from for over 30 years, until Dwight finds a filthy and unkempt Jim begging for change on the street. Dwight is overcome with emotion that his long lost friend has finally been found, and tries to convince Jim to reunite with Pam and his children. Jim then stabs Dwight with a rusty knife, and steals his wallet to buy more opioids. haha got em
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