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Inspired by the runaway success of Fallout, Jim attempts to irradiate Scranton with a dirty bomb. Jim douses an M-80 firecracker in clown venom and chucks it out the window of his car. The resulting pop causes several birds in a nearby tree to get spooked and fly away. Jim mugs at the birds.
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Inspired by the runaway success of Fallout, Jim hides a razor blade in Dwight's shoe.
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Apr 26, 2024 15:35
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As a prank.
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Apr 26, 2024 15:35
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Inspired by the runaway success of Fallout, Jim cuts off Dwight's nose.
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Apr 26, 2024 15:51
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Jesus Jim walks around The Office singing what he believes was Cher’s hit song “If I Could Walk on Water”.
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Apr 26, 2024 15:59
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Inspired by the runaway success of Fallout, Jim steals Dwight’s Fusion Core (and more of Dwight’s piss).
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Apr 26, 2024 16:02
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Inspired by the runaway success of Fallout, Jim stares into the middle distance for a full minute while 50's music plays. This happens repeatedly, frustrating others in the office. Stanley is heard muttering about "half an hour of content in a drat hour long show".
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Apr 26, 2024 16:10
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Inspired by the runaway success of Fallout, John Krasinski reveals his new TV show - Radiation City. Starring John Krasinski as a man left alone in a post-apocalyptic world, the show mostly focuses on John's character constantly fixing a sump pump in the basement of his house. By episode 7, titled Sump Pump, nearly 90% of the show is dedicated to maintenance of a sump pump. Viewership remains strong, however, with critics calling Krasinski "compelling" and noting that its one of the first big-budget TV shows to include conversations about sump pumps. In a red carpet interview, John Krasinski (wearing a bomber jacket covered with logos for various sump pump companies) reveals that much of the show was bankrolled by various sump pump companies, but he still feels he "told the story he wanted to tell". For a moment, at least, it looks like he's mugging for the camera.
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Apr 26, 2024 16:17
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Inspired by the runway success of the F-35 Lightning II, Jim strikes Dwight with lightning 35 times.
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Apr 26, 2024 17:01
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Inspired by the runaway success of Fallout Boy, Jim signs off each email with "Thnks fr th Mmrs".
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Apr 26, 2024 17:41
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Inspired by the runaway success of Fallout, Jim creates an electronic device called the Pipiboy and permanently attaches it to Dwight’s penis.
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Apr 26, 2024 17:43
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Jim chases Dwight across the world in his quest for the holy Grail. They teach a chamber with many grails and a knight who orders them to choose. Jim just grabs every grail and tosses them in a burlap sack, then hits Dwight with the sack. Then hits the knight with the bullets of a gun he found
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Apr 26, 2024 17:47
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Jim and Dwight, in their quest for sales, have run afoul of a group of Neo-Nazis that have discovered the Ark of the Covenant. Tied to a pole and forced to watch the fascist scum open the religious artifact, Dwight has a revelation. He tells Jim to keep his eyes closed, lest he be destroyed by the power that man is not meant to see. "Good thinking, Dwight!" Dwight closes his eyes but Jim instead mugs, then keeps his eyes wide open.
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Apr 26, 2024 17:53
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Dwight receives a few complaints, as building manager, that the bathrooms are not being cleaned sufficiently. He checks the Ladies' Room (after having Phyllis confirm that nobody is inside) and verifies that it is sparklingly clean. He then checks the Mens' Room and finds that it, likewise, was perfectly cleaned by the maintenance staff (which Dwight compensates very well), except for one urinal in the corner, which is absolutely filthy. Dwight leaves a note for the nightly cleaning staff to ensure that all urinals are cleaned in accordance with building codes and sanitation requirements, but the next day, the corner urinal is still disgusting and uncleaned. A little miffed, Dwight speaks with the cleaning staff and they confirm that they clean the bathrooms fully each night. Nevertheless, the next day, Dwight finds the corner urinal uncleaned. Dwight calls a plumber who comes and removes the urinal, which is then thrown into a dumpster. Several minutes later, a battered, dirty Jim crawls out of the dumpster. In a talking head segment, Jim explains that he's been living in his urinal costume in the Dunder Mifflin building for the past few weeks, but "ever since Pam left," they haven't been getting cleaned. Thus, his plans to steal Dwight's urine have been unsuccessful, since "nobody wants to use the dirty urinal." The episode ends on a long uncut shot of Jim as he breaks down crying.
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Apr 26, 2024 17:59
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poisonpill posted:Dwight receives a few complaints, as building manager, that the bathrooms are not being cleaned sufficiently. He checks the Ladies' Room (after having Phyllis confirm that nobody is inside) and verifies that it is sparklingly clean. He then checks the Mens' Room and finds that it, likewise, was perfectly cleaned by the maintenance staff (which Dwight compensates very well), except for one urinal in the corner, which is absolutely filthy. Jerry from Parks and Recreation paints a murinal of these events
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Apr 26, 2024 18:35
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PA Pranksters runs a discount sale on used Urinal Costumes.
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Apr 26, 2024 18:41
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:PA Pranksters runs a discount sale on used Urinal Costumes. This is a prank on Dwight because the discount code is "STEALDWIGHTSPISS."
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Apr 26, 2024 19:04
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Jim sneaks into Dwight's house and field dresses Dwight while he sleeps
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Apr 26, 2024 20:18
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Jim sneaks into Dwight's house while Dwight is sleeping and pours salad dressing down Dwight's pajama bottoms so that Dwight believes he's had a nocturnal emission.
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Apr 26, 2024 20:39
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Jim disguises himself as the Jimmy Fallon character "Nick Burns your company computer guy" but does a racist accent for no discernible reason, to Michael's amusement
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Apr 26, 2024 22:14
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Jim sneaks into Dwight’s house at night and rearranges Dwight’s DVDs so badly that not only are they out of alphabetical order but also the seasons are all messed up.
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Apr 26, 2024 22:19
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He replaces Dwight's classic games collection with several hundred copies of Green Dog for the Sega Genesis
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Apr 26, 2024 22:23
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John Wick of Dogs posted:He replaces Dwight's classic games collection with several hundred copies of Green Dog for the Sega Genesis Who is “He”? I’m confused by this, it is not clear who you are talking about from the context.
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Apr 26, 2024 22:25
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Who is “He”? I’m confused by this, it is not clear who you are talking about from the context. He steals his piss to satisfy his fetish.
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Apr 26, 2024 22:29
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He mugs it
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Apr 26, 2024 22:37
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He pranks him
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Apr 26, 2024 22:37
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Jim poops, in a bucket “I love cum!!!” yells Jim “Jim what the gently caress are you doing” “What the ACTUAL, gently caress are you doing?” asks Dwight, who is also pooping in a bucket
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Apr 26, 2024 23:10
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In a talking head segment, Jim reveals that Dwight’s favorite root beer, MUG, is actually produced using Dwight’s pilfered piss without paying Dwight royalties. Jim takes a big sip from a frosty mug, leaving a root beer mustache on his upper lip, and mugs for the camera.
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Apr 26, 2024 23:14
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I saw the best minds of my office destroyed by pranking, starving hysterical naked
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Apr 27, 2024 00:50
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In a talking head segment, Jim reveals that Jim's favorite caffeinated soda, Surge, is actually produced using Dwight's pilfered piss without paying Dwight royalties. Jim takes a big sip from a perspiring can, leaving a neon-colored Surge mustache on his upper lip, and surges at the camera.
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Apr 27, 2024 01:14
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Reverse Jim, the Jim that tries to undo all of Jim’s pranks, sneaks into Dwight’s bedroom at night with a catheter and refills Dwight’s bladder with stolen piss.
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In a talking head segment, UNO Reverse reverse Jim undoes all of Reverse Jim’s anti-pranks, then chugs an A&W and recycles the can. Dwight assumes this is a “prank” and kills Michael with a pipebomb meant for UNO Reverse reverse Jim.
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Apr 27, 2024 02:41
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Dwight cuts his finger on a razor blade taped to the back of an UNO card placed there by UNO Reverse reverse Jim.
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Apr 27, 2024 03:06
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As a prank.
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Apr 27, 2024 03:06
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Radical 80s Jim skateboards into the office sporting a devil-may-care 'tude. A non-diegetic synth riff plays as he places his pastel and neon bomber jacket carefully on his chair, slides his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose, cracks his knuckles, and logs on to his terminal to start the day. Then, through a series of phone phreaking pranks, Jim convinces the Soviet 8th Guards Army to launch a surprise attack through the Fulda gap, catching NATO off guard as Warsaw Pact armored columns stream into West Germany. Radical 80s Dwight is incinerated by a tactical nuclear weapon outside of Frankfurt am Main. Radical 80s Jim mugs for a polaroid.
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Radical Irradiated 80s Jim tells everyone the only safe place left is his Pranknasium where he has an underground facility with food and power to last until the the bombs stop falling and they can retake society. In a mass exodus the office rushes downstairs and scurries into their cars driving madly to get to Jim's house. They arrive at Jim's house and Dwight tries to suggest they go to his farm instead but he is ignored as everyone rushes downstairs. The circular door rolls shut and in the dim light of the entry room Jim says pick a bed in the sleeping quarters, work starts at 8am in the common room. Meredith is first to discover the common room, in a sobbing cry she unscrews her flask and drains it in several gulps and licks the edge of the spout. The common area is laid out just like their office at the Scranton Office Park, there's a reception desk and a few clusters of desks and a private office and a meeting room. Michael walks into the office and gets on the PA system and tells everyone to get back to work, it's only 1:15PM. Dwight slowly and hesitantly sits down at his desk and immediately squeals as a tube extends from his seat into his urethra. Jim smirks and sits at his desk, offering Dwight a bottle of purified water.
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Apr 27, 2024 04:06
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Dwight tries to unravel the connection between Jim and PA Pranksters. At times, it seems like Jim owns or operates PA Pranksters, but at other times the store seems like a separate entity that arose to take advantage of Jim's need for pranking supplies, like a dark counterpart to Scranton's bustling urology profession. While Dwight is distracted contemplating these mysteries, Jim steals Dwight's piss that Dwight was supposed to bring to Dr. Curologist that afternoon.
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Apr 27, 2024 04:08
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Jim creates the world’s largest foil ball and, after getting it certified by Guinness World Records, rolls it over Dwight’s beet crop.
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Apr 27, 2024 13:53
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Dwight notices Jim furiously scribbling notes while concentrating intently on his monitor. Dwight leans over and peeks - Jim appears to be watching The Wizard of Oz. When the house lands on the wicked witch, he sees Jim jot down something on his paper and underline it. Later when the wicked witch kidnaps toto, Jim again scribbles a note and highlights it. (Dwight makes a mental note to attach an airbag to Mose's collar.) At the end of the movie when the tinman steals the cowardly lion's piss, Jim once again looks down and writes something on the paper.
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Jim creates the world's largest foil ball and uses it to destroy Phineas and Ferb's giant rollercoaster before Dwight can bust them for breaking the rules.
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