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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fun pranks for Jim to play on Dwight
 
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Jim murders 50 people after yelling "Subscribe to Dwight" on a Facebook livestream.

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 14:38
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Jim eviscerates Dwight as he screams for his mother.

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 14:49
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Jim sucks Dwight's dick but spoils his orgasm.

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 14:50
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Jim seduces Dwight and they spend the rest of their lives happily married and die in each other's arms, in love.

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 14:51
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Applewhite posted:

Wait, who is screaming for his mother, Dwight or Jim?

Who cares

* # ¿ Mar 18, 2019 14:52
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
jim disguises himself as dwights chair while sporting an immense erection

* # ¿ Mar 19, 2019 00:48
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Jim masturbates and cums in full view of Dwight. Dwight is now gay.

* # ¿ Mar 23, 2019 10:00
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Dwight wakes up to his alarm clock radio blasting the comedy song "Tight Pants" by television's Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell. "Odd." He says and turns it off. He heads into work and for the entire commute the radio is playing the same song on every channel. They introduce regular songs but all he can hear is "Tight Pants". He reaches work and calls into one of the stations to try to request a different song. They put him on hold and he's treated to some hold music. "Tight Pants." He finally gets through and requests "Kickstart my Heart" by Motley Crue, one of his favourites. They happily oblige and yet all he can hear is "Tight Pants". He's late for work now, his phone rings, Michael is wondering where he is. His ringtone is "Tight Pants". A firetruck flies past blaring its siren: "Tight Pants". Dwight screams but all that comes out is "Tight Pants".

putin is a cunt fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Apr 7, 2021

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
Jim kidnaps and tortures Dwight to the point of absolute numbness to pain and emotion then skins him alive that he might bear witness to the afterlife, half alive and half dead, lost between worlds.

* # ¿ Apr 17, 2021 09:27
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
jim cums powerfully betwixt dwights tits

* # ¿ Apr 29, 2021 14:15
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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
jim calls dwight gay in front of everyone even though he isn't gay and everyone laughs and dwight is soooo embarrassed

* # ¿ May 18, 2021 12:39
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