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Jim makes vague statements of worry regarding Dwight to the police, who show up and arrest him under suspicion of a terrorist act. Jim expects Dwight to be released in a day or two and that will be the end of the prank, but the vast assortment of weapons found in Dwight's desk and home residence leads to a lengthy incarceration that ultimately ends with Dwight's suicide.
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Jim pays that fat kid who looks kinda like a cleaned up docevil $5 to break Dwight's kneecaps with a baseball bat. The kid hesitates until Jim says that women really like violent men.
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Mar 18, 2019 17:07
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Jim realizes that Michael's relationship with Holly has fallen apart and he's moved back to Scranton in shame, working a series of odd jobs to try to stay afloat. Sensing an opportunity, Jim books Michael's companies for Dwight for everything from party DJing to septic tank pumping, assuming that both Dwight and Michael's sheer incompetence will lead to amusing failures when put together. Of course, it does, but through it all Dwight and Michael can't stop smiling. Finally, after watching Dwight and Michael happily eating brunch together only minutes after escaping from a blazing inferno (caused by Michael's photography company's misuse of century-old disposable flashbulbs), Jim realizes that their bond of friendship far surpasses whatever limitations their lack of common sense has caused. He looks at the camera, but doesn't mug - his eyes hollow, he thinks back to all the years of working with people he despised and looked down on, people he never truly gave a chance, people he never even saw as people. He is alone.
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Honestly, there's nothing funnier in this lovely series other than letting everyone know that dwight and pam were for sure not best friends. Pam hated and lothed Dwight and the hate would increase when she hated dwight more, which meant her hatred would increase when jim went after other women hardcore. this is the second time you've posted this in this thread so i'm gonna have to stop you pam and dwight were totally friends since like late season 1 when she helped him date angela, and then later when he has trouble with her there's an entire joke that pam isn't around (she's broke in new york) so he has to harangue phyllis for help instead pam is genuinely sweet and helpful to dwight from the start but doesn't acknowledge or realize it until dwight gets his concussion she goes out of her way to try to comfort him and gives him a stellar review on his agri-B&B she's the one that convinces Jim to wrestle him in the hallway to stop him from going into the meeting where he'd get fired, making todd packer take the fall instead pam and dwight might have the only semi-real friendship on the show
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Mar 22, 2019 15:26
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At a horribly misplanned corporate fundraising garage sale event, Dwight uses his keen Schrute bartering skills to trade a single, simple thumbtack into increasingly expensive items, culminating in a rather impressive, expensive telescope. Jim, through his antics, convinces Dwight that the most valuable item in the sale are a bag of five magic beans, and Dwight trades his hard-won telescope for them. As soon as he plants and waters the Miracle Legumes, Jim sneaks out and replaces their five pots with five full-grown plants in identical plots. The planning took days. The plants alone cost $30 each. Then there were the countless hours of stalking, necessary to ensure the correct type of replacement pots, and the shadowing to ensure they could be swapped out immediately after the first watering. All told, from idea to execution, this prank cost Jim over $150 and a week of his free time. But it was worth it. At last, his dastardly plan to give his coworker a bunch of houseplants in a convoluted way at personal expense to himself was complete. He had no way to anticipate the telescope, that was only a bonus. But it doesn't matter now. He can't see the stars anymore. Only Dwight.
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Mar 22, 2019 17:58
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:I also like that when we see Jim and Dwight team up, they are a really good and effective sales team No kidding. The scene where Dwight borrows the guy's phone during the sales pitch is great.
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Mar 25, 2019 00:03
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Jim files Dwight's taxes without his permission or knowledge. Dwight ends up with an ample return weeks before he would have even began to prepare the taxes on his own. He should not have been relying on Mose's accounting skills. Jim did not cut any corners or do anything shady, but he found several agricultural exemptions that Dwight had not been previously taking advantage of. Dwight is ecstatic. Jim mugs the camera. Stanley says something sarcastic.
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Mar 25, 2019 23:20
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i read an article that posited that jim totally banged that hot coworker in florida after playing up how hard he wsa trying to keep her away for the cameras evidence: -jim is a piece of trash and his wife is really kinda awful -that woman was wayyyyy cute -literally everyone on this goddamn show cheats or is cheated on, like, everyone. friggin' Angela is out horndogging it up on multiple occasions,
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Mar 26, 2019 19:04
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Jim finds the fabled Fountain of Youth and uses it to spike Dwight's coffee, giving him the dread curse of immortality. Dwight's unending life renders all memories insignificant flashes against the horror of infinite time. He becomes a shrieking, baseless thing, hideous and unloved by all.
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Apr 1, 2019 17:55
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The Skeleton King posted:Jim takes the whole office out to watch the solar eclipse. Just as the eclipse begins, Jim takes out his behelit and sacrifices the entire staff to demons in exchange for power. Dwight survives the onslaught of demons only to watch as Jim fucks Angela in front of him while mugging at the camera. Dwight wanders the lands on a quest of revenge and absolution, armed only with a beet so big that no mortal Schrute could possibly wield it. More a giant slab of root than a beet, really.
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Mar 26, 2020 23:24
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Jim steals Dwight's tongue. As Dwight begins to protest, insisting that such a thing hardly seems possible, he recognizes an unfamiliar void in his mouth the second he is unable to form the words. He screams wordlessly. Jim does not mug the camera, instead feeding the tongue to a stray dog outside the warehouse as he walks to the next town, in search of his next target.
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https://www.fye.com/the-office-stap...ASABEgJvYvD_BwE
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Jim imbibes too much alcohol at a corporate charity event and drunkenly expresses his love to the engaged receptionist, Pam. She rebuffs him, but he does not take no for an answer and sexually assaults her with a predatory kiss while she is on the phone with her mother. Dwight witnesses this and reports Jim to corporate, resulting in a string of investigations that ends with Jim serving time as a sex offender. As his sentence is read, he breaks down crying on the stand, and looks into the camera while sobbing "it was just a prank!"
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Apr 5, 2021 17:22
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Pam decides to prank Dwight but it gets horribly out of hand and soon the FBI is involved. When the dust clears weeks later, only Oscar and Toby remain legally inculpable in what becomes colloquially known as "Papergate".
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Jim realizes that his coworker is one of the most unhinged people he's ever met, and hires a camera crew to follow him around for a day at work under the guise of "making a documentary". Things spiral wildly out of control.
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When a bat is spotted in the office, Jim decides to pretend to get bitten and displays made-up symptoms of vampirism. Predictably Dwight kills him by shoving a sharpened meter stick through his heart before decapitating him with the arm of a paper cutter.
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Apr 11, 2021 06:22
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Jim initializes global thermonuclear phone with a few clever prank calls from Dwight's desk phone.
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Jim murders Michael Scott and slow-roasts him in a grill he brought to the conference room, eating every ounce of his flesh while maintaining unblinking eye-contact with Dwight through the room's window. When he is finished, he walks back into the regional manager's office and sits at his newly claimed desk. Then he schedules Dwight for mandatory unpaid overtime every weekend and mugs the camera.
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