Fun pranks for Jim to play on Dwight

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jim uses his life savings to fund Dwight's Kickstarter to remake Battlestar Galactica on his farm.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 10:20

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 23:19

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Five minutes before the big sales meeting, Jim tells Dwight that the documentary crew that's been following them the past nine years are actually all actors paid by Jim. This has made Jim bankrupt and he needs Dwight to make the sale or he'll go to debtor's prison.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:57

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jim dresses as a sandwich and is eaten by Dwight. Jim then tickles Dwight's innards and whispers into his brain, "You have two skeletons inside you."

Dwight smiles smugly to the camera and says, "Actually, it's three." The other skeleton begins strangling Jim.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:59

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Jim crucifies Dwight as a prank, but it backfires when the people of Scranton accept Dwight as The Messiah.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 22:51

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

"Fly faster, Dwight! God awaits thee in Heaven!"

Dwight flapped his wings as hard as he could as he followed Jim upward to the Gates of Heaven. As he rose above the clouds, he saw God Himself, smiling as he came near.

Suddenly, Dwight's wings stopped moving. He looked back in panic, and discovered they were encased with jello.

As Dwight fell screaming to the underworld, Jim smirked to the camera.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2019 22:34

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