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jim gets dwight to scream the n word at stanley
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dwight finishes the hellraiser cube on a dare and as he's dragged away screaming by lipless cenobites jim smiles politely
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Mar 18, 2019 09:19
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lovely thing to call pam
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Mar 18, 2019 09:43
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jim gets impregnanted, gestates a fetus and gives birth to a prefect clone of dwight and then abandons him
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Mar 18, 2019 09:48
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Quote from man stabbed: "what are gonna do stab me, Jim?"
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Mar 18, 2019 09:59
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dwight walks out to his car after work and jim runs over him
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Mar 18, 2019 10:07
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nah
Tiberius Christ fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Mar 18, 2019 |
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Mar 18, 2019 10:26
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dwight trying to disarm a nuke: trust me, i know what im doing... shot of mushroom cloud over scranton
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Mar 18, 2019 10:32
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"You're not in Scranton anymore...you're in HELL and I'm the DEVIL!" Jim cackles as Dwight cries blood.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:12
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jim pushes dwight off a cliff then catches him at the bottom it was a prank dwight! Tiberius Christ fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Mar 18, 2019 |
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Mar 18, 2019 13:21
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*jim teleports behind you* nothing personal dwight
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Mar 18, 2019 13:33
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After hours of vigorous love-making, Dwight lays next to Pam satisfied with his revenge, "How was it?" he asks. Pam pulls of her mask to reveal Jim smiley smugly. "I've had better."
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Mar 18, 2019 13:43
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Dwight comes into the office and sits down, only to begin screaming at the top of his lungs ripping flesh from his body and throwing bloody meat and sinew all over the walls and his coworkers. Jim watches silently and turns to the camera, mouthing the words, "you're next"
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Mar 18, 2019 13:49
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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO WORK HERE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED BRIGHT WHITE 20 LB. PAPER IN THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MY COWORKER AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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Mar 18, 2019 13:57
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"Dwight, aren't you tired of all the...bullshit in the world..." Jim says as he loads another round in the chamber. Pam hasn't been seen in days.
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Mar 18, 2019 14:07
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Who What Now posted:One day Jim disappears, and not even Pam knows where he went or why he left. Jim is not seen or heard from for over 30 years, until Dwight finds a filthy and unkempt Jim begging for change on the street. Dwight is overcome with emotion that his long lost friend has finally been found, and tries to convince Jim to reunite with Pam and his children. Jim then stabs Dwight with a rusty knife, and steals his wallet to buy more opioids. haha got em
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Mar 18, 2019 14:12
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Jim, where is my spray bottle? I need that ever since you removed my eyelids, I need it to keep my eyes moist so I can be the best salesman ever! Jim pulls out a plate of gelatin from his desk
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Mar 18, 2019 14:26
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Applewhite posted:Jim replaces all the matter in Dwight's lunch with anti-matter. Dwight takes a bite and the resulting explosion cracks the earth's crust down to the mantle. Stanley rolls his eyes at this nonsense
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Mar 18, 2019 14:42
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DUNDER MIFFLIN POMPEII BRANCH 79 AD Hey Dwighticus I just pranked the god Vulcan and said it was your fault
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Mar 18, 2019 14:52
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Jim slowly and deliberately takes Dwight's testicles
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Mar 18, 2019 15:35
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Dwight entered the breakroom expecting to get lunch when his martial instinct activated. He scanned the room but couldn't see a trace of holoshimmer from Jim's stealth suit anywhere. He eyed the vending machine suspiciously when suddenly Andy in walked playing his banjo and singing AT FULL VOLUME on a work day. "What's hanging my good s-*urk*" Just as Dwight thought, monomolecular razor wire mesh ready to drop on anyone stupid enough to not sense it. Andy's body fell into a bloody pile of cubed chunks on the breakroom floor. Dwight smiled, 'Nice try, Jim" he muttered as he took Doris' lunch from the fridge.
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Mar 18, 2019 16:45
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Wait, not in the dick! Dwight yells
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Mar 18, 2019 17:30
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Just crushing his windpipe like a saltine cracker but can't bring himself to kill yet
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Mar 18, 2019 18:13
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Jim pulls out his bimbofication ray and aims it at Dwight
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Mar 19, 2019 15:52
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dwight drinks from his mug of poo poo "you know i poo poo in that, right?" "im not falling for your pranks, jim, now pull down your pants and give me another refill."
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Jun 7, 2019 22:20
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Jim's prank list: Kill dwight gently caress dwight?
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Jun 14, 2019 03:27
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Either Jim has sex with dwight or kills him i dunno let's say both
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Mar 20, 2021 05:28
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"There's a man on the wing of this plane! There was somebody out there. You gotta believe me!" Dwight shrieks at the confused passengers. As he turns to look out the window again he screams at Jim's smiling face.
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Mar 22, 2021 14:07
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Jim and Dwight open a bed and breakfast together, but Jim abandons poor Dwight and their adopted son on opening day as Jim drives away he looks into his rearview mirror and smiles at himself but it can't hide the tears running down his face
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Mar 29, 2021 07:41
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Jim replaces Dwight's blood with piss
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Apr 3, 2021 17:17
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Jim does x to Dwight's y
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Apr 5, 2021 04:11
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In a bizarre sequence of events involving a discussion of Marvel movies and involuntary incarceration at a mental institution, Jim causes Dwight to be lobotomized.
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Apr 8, 2021 02:09
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Dwight gets tricked into buying inferior pizza instead of Dominoes and gets crushed by a steamroller driven by Jim dressed as the Noid
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Apr 27, 2021 15:56
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Jim paints a fake tunnel entrance onto a brick wall and like an idiot Dwight drives into it and breaks his neck when dwight returns to the office in a neck brace and a wheelchair jim spins around in his chair and says "meep meep!" before running away
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Apr 30, 2021 19:43
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dwight goes to take a dump but gets a surprise when he sits down at the toilet and a beartrap clamps down on his nuts
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May 28, 2021 14:38
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"Where's Dwight?" Jim asks Pam, "He still can't be in the bathroom!" Jim goes into the men's restroom and finds Dwight sitting on the toilet, drenched in sweat and clearly terrified. "Uhh, everything ok?" "No, Jim, everything is NOT ok," Dwight says as he turns the roll of toilet paper on the wall and a message is scrawled in black ink on it: 'BOOM You're Dead!' Jim quickly checks under the toilet and sees a bomb under where Dwight is seated. "I don't see anything, pretty sure it's just a prank," he says before leaving the restroom with Dwight breathing a sigh of relief. A second later the detonation rips the scranton office in half, killing hundreds. Jim gives a look to Pam and she laughs.
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Sep 21, 2021 13:33
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Jim drives a tank through Dwight's house, firing indiscriminately with the cannon in his neighborhood, waking dwight in terror from his bed. "What the hell are you doing!?" He shrieks Jim mugs the camera and says,"well tanks for nothing!"
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Sep 22, 2021 15:57
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Dwight finally gets his teleporter fully working and as he steps in the test chamber jim throws in one of Angela's cats, resulting in an abomination neither Dwight nor cat. Angela cares for the mutated creature with all her love.
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