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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
With the help the help of a pricey overcoat, breast implants, and minor cosmetic surgery, Jim pretends to be a glamorous international jewel thief who falls in love with Dwight after a chance meeting, only to leave him holding a bag of stolen diamonds just as the cops close in.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Jim convinces Dwight to take fencing lessons. But the instructor is a friend of Jim, and trains Dwight wrong on purpose.

When the next Saxon raid happens, Dwight tries to fight them instead of running, and is easily overpowered.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Jim gives Dwight tickets to The Nutcracker.

Dwight spends the entire ballet nervous and quite uncomfortable in his jock strap, which he wore because he's convinced that Jim did this because he is planning to hit him really hard in the testicles.

Which Jim does, but only three weeks later, after Dwight finally decides that it's safe to let his guard down.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Jim contrives to convince Dwight that he, Dwight, is a well-known local serial killer, and just doesn't remember doing it.

Dwight gets the rare chance to turn the tables on Jim in this prank, because Dwight really is that serial killer and remembers it all just fine.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Jim's non-stop pranks finally force Dwight to kill him. But it's what he wanted all along, so Jim laughs wildly as he dies, knowing that he finally won.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
After months of slipping him drugs and secret subliminal messages, Jim convinces Dwight that Dwight is possessed by a demon and then he beats Dwight to death with a baseball bat.

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