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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Jim replaces Stanley's insulin with a mix of cocaine and PCP and spends all day feeding him cupcakes until his blood sugar spikes right before Stanley and Dwight have to drive across town for a sales pitch

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Jim sets up Dwight and Jo Bennett to hook up at a company party. As soon as it's about to go down Jim calls an uber for Jo to take home to safety. Dwight goes down to the warehouse to bang Jo without knowing she is already headed home. When Dwight gets down there he sees "Jo" and they start performing oral sex on each other. With his cock in a mouth and a cock in his mouth Dwight doesn't notice Jim walking in and removing the wig and latex mask that Stanley was wearing. Dwight orgasms at the same time as Stanley and finally realizes what's going on after he swallows Stanley's load.


The next day Stanley and Dwight are both getting coffee and both reach for creamer at the same time. Dwight recoils at first but then puts his hand back onto Stanley's. Jim looks at the camera and says "Garmonbozia" and vomits up creamed corn.

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