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Jim gets takeout for the office but doesn’t get any for Dwight.
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Jim coats the table in super glue
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Sep 12, 2023 23:58
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Jim swaps the Insert and Delete keys on Dwight’s keyboard
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Sep 13, 2023 16:26
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Jim gets a new pair of shoes that squeak horribly on the office floors. He notices that the high-pitched sound greatly annoys Dwight’s sensitive ears so he purposefully walks around in an exaggerated manner to make the squeaking noise as loudly and as much as possible.
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Sep 14, 2023 19:22
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Jim replaces the zipper in Dwight’s pants with a faulty zipper that doesn’t catch. When Dwight returns from the men’s room, Jim points out that his fly is down. Dwight zips himself up only to watch the zipper drop back down again. Panicking, Dwight begins pulling the zipper up and down rapidly, trying to make it work properly. Jim points at Dwight, laughing “Hey everyone! Look! Dwight’s jerking off!”
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Sep 15, 2023 03:27
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Jim replaces Dwight’s tie with a boa constrictor
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Sep 15, 2023 11:41
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Jim replaces Dwight’s belt with an electric eel
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Sep 18, 2023 16:40
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Jim replaces Dwight’s shoelaces with wormholes and ties them together, causing the Universe to implode when Dwight trips.
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Sep 19, 2023 15:36
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Jim replaces Dwight with New Dwight but due to public backlash is forced to bring back Dwight Classic.
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Sep 19, 2023 15:46
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Jim takes Dwight on a road trip to check out the Nightmare Fear Factory in Canada after they bonded laughing at the pictures of people’s faces online. Once in Canada, Jim drives off the road to a deserted construction area and tells Dwight to get out of the car. Dwight refuses until Jim pulls a gun on him. Once Dwight is out of the car Jim drives off, leaving Dwight alone in the pitch black night. Dwight wanders around for hours as the night stretches on, cold and alone. Suddenly he hears the roar of an engine and is blinded by the high beams of a car. Jim posts the photo of Dwight’s final moment on social media where it is unknowingly photoshopped into memes.
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Sep 19, 2023 18:00
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Jim replaces Dwight’s eyedrops with hydrochloric acid.
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Sep 19, 2023 20:16
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Jim replaces Dwight’s testicles with TruckNutz™️
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Sep 20, 2023 00:11
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Jim increases the water pressure on Dwight’s bidet to 34,000 psi
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Sep 20, 2023 01:21
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Jim begins gradually shrinking the waistband of Dwight’s pants, making Dwight believe he is gaining weight.
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Sep 20, 2023 11:59
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Jim replaces Dwight’s head with a jack-o-lantern carved from a giant beet.
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Sep 20, 2023 13:28
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Jim sets all of the clocks in the office ahead one hour. Dwight packs up and goes home at what he thinks is 5 o’clock and Michael fires him. Weeks later Jim finds out that Dwight is waiting tables at a local restaurant. He asks to be sat in Dwight’s section. Jim puts five one-dollar bills on the table and takes one away every time Dwight “doesn’t treat the customer with respect”.
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Sep 20, 2023 15:21
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Jim invites Dwight over for “D&D night” but unbeknownst to Dwight it actually stands for “Dogs & Dwight Night” where Jim and his friends eat hot dogs and play pranks on Dwight.
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Sep 20, 2023 15:58
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Jim holds a dollar bill just above his crotch and asks Dwight, “Hey Dwight! You know what this is? It’s all you can eat for under a buck! Hahaha!” Jim is fired for sexual harassment.
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Sep 20, 2023 19:10
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m invites Dwight to go to Wendy’s for lunch. At the drive through m orders a bunch of food for himself but only a small garden salad for Dwight, telling him he needs to “watch his fuckin weight”.
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Sep 20, 2023 20:24
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Jim invites Dwight over for D&D night and makes Dwight play using only a single regular die thereby eliminating the possibility for Dwight to roll a “nat 20”.
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Sep 20, 2023 20:28
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Jim invites Dwight over for “DND Night” but unbeknownst to Dwight it stands for “Dwight Not Dwights Night” and they already have a Dwight so Dwight has to watch the game from outside the living room window.
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Sep 20, 2023 20:32
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Jim replaces Dwight’s forums account with a hammer aimed directly at his balls.
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Sep 21, 2023 01:56
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The exorcist shows up but it’s Jim
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Sep 24, 2023 15:14
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Jim replaces Dwight’s Metamucil with sweeping compound from the janitorial closet.
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Sep 25, 2023 11:47
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Jim fills Dwight’s boots with butter. Dwight is at first disgusted when he puts them on but then finds that after a day in butter his feet are incredibly smooth and refreshed. He starts leaving his boots out, hoping Jim will fill them with butter again but Jim never does 
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Sep 25, 2023 14:05
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Jim replaces all of Dwight’s Lego sets with cheap Chinese knockoff versions
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Sep 25, 2023 15:50
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Dwight gets a new Lego set but Jim breaks in and builds it before Dwight has a chance to do so. Jim does it wrong, too; tearing open the box instead of gently slitting the tape, hastily applying decals unevenly with his fingers rather than carefully placing them with offset tweezers. Dwight wakes up Saturday morning to find that his copy of set 10316 “The Lord of The Rings: Rivendell™️” has already been poorly built. Dwight, having nothing else planned for the day, sits in the corner.
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Sep 26, 2023 12:08
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Jim builds Lego set 21336 “The Office™️” at his desk and places it on display. Dwight can’t help but notice that the Dwight Schrute™️ minifig is not present in the display.
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Sep 26, 2023 13:17
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Jim buys clothes online from Kohls and Old Navy using Dwight’s email address.
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Sep 27, 2023 00:30
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Jim sacrifices Dwight to Bh’g’algh to usher in the Age of Renewal but the ancient deity is displeased by the sacrifice and instead enacts The Scouring.
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Sep 27, 2023 15:17
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Jim comes up behind Dwight and gives him a “wet willie”. Dwight contracts Covid and misses five days of work.
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Sep 27, 2023 16:36
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Jim takes a single bite out of Dwight’s sandwich everyday.
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Sep 28, 2023 15:11
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Cosmic Jim and Regular Jim meet and annihilate, killing Regular Dwight in the process. Cosmic Dwight survives but doesn’t know how to grow beets and the farm falls to ruin.
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Sep 29, 2023 12:09
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Jim replaces Dwight’s stapler with a big floppy dildo. Jim is fired for sexual harassment.
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Sep 30, 2023 19:18
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Jim becomes part of the office floor and makes himself slippery whenever Dwight walks on him. Our view pans down and we see Jim’s reflection in the floor, mugging the camera.
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Sep 30, 2023 21:03
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Jim welds Dwight’s zipper closed so Dwight has to pull his pants down to urinate. Kevin laughs at Dwight in the men’s room for “whizzin like a first grader”.
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Oct 1, 2023 03:16
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Jim replaces Dwight’s desk with the stove from his own home, much to Pam’s chagrin. More importantly, Jim uses the opportunity to make stove-related jokes and puns throughout Dwight’s working day. “Hey Dwight, COOKING UP any HOT leads?” “Wow Dwight, your sales numbers are really ON FIRE!” “Careful Dwight, the Johnson account’s a tough one, I’d hate to see you GET BURNED!”
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Oct 2, 2023 11:39
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Jim removes the small bag of Doritos from Dwight’s lunch, rendering it less satisfying and enjoyable.
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Oct 3, 2023 15:51
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Jim becomes a being of pure energy and causes the lights in Dwight’s home to flicker annoyingly.
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Jim demolishes Dwight’s bathroom and then rebuilds it 7:8 scale, making it slightly uncomfortable to use.
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