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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim hires a digging crew to bore an extremely large hole directly atop Dwight's parking spot; he then covers it with a sheet that's painted to look like a parking spot and waits in the bushes.

Michael pulls into the spot instead because he arrived early and it's closer to the front door.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim doesn't pull a single prank on Dwight for an entire work day, which is itself the prank, as Dwight grows increasingly more paranoid the longer the day goes on. He is unable to sleep that night out of fear that Jim will strike while he is at home.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Dwight pulls an extremely elaborate prank on Jim involving a rube goldberg machine, twin hamsters (important that they're twins), 40 pounds of packing peanuts, and a homeless man expecting to be paid for taking part in it. When Jim is thoroughly flabbergasted and frustrated, Dwight takes off his Dwight mask and reveals he is actually Jim. Then Jim takes off his mask and reveals that he is actually Dwight, and has been pranked.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim sneaks into Dwight's house in the middle of the night and places his hand in a cup of warm water so that he urinates on himself while asleep. Jim also does this to Dwight while he's there.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim sneaks into Dwight's house in the middle of the night and places his hand in a cup of warm water so that he urinates on himself while asleep. Also, he shoots him in the gut with a crossbow.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim spends millions of dollars on cosmetic surgery to look and sound exactly like Dwight. But he doesn't change his name or pretend to be him or anything like that, he just comes back to work like it's completely normal and nothing is different. Dwight goes insane from wondering the purpose of this abomination against nature, and when he resigns from his position at Dunder Mifflin, Jim takes his desk.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim gets an open carry permit and starts bringing a handgun to work, and any time people question why he would need protection like that in an office setting he looks directly at Dwight while saying "in case I see anyone about to go postal" with a blank expression.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim spikes Dwight's coffee with a night time sleep aid for several days in a row so that he continually falls asleep at work. When Michael takes note of this and fires Dwight (even though he himself naps in his office almost every day), Dwight is so disgraced and destitute and confused that he cries while packing up his belongings. Jim looks at the camera with a satisfied smirk as Dwight fumbles with his things, spilling them everywhere on his way out the door. It is only 20 years later when he retires that Jim realizes the weight of what he has done.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim resigns from his position at the office, and the sudden lack of meager work ethic he provided causes the entire branch of the company to collapse. With nobody good enough to replace him, EVERYONE loses their jobs, and Jim smiles at the camera at his new job at McDonald's. Dwight comes in for a burger one day, and Jim spits in it.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim smiles at the camera. Dwight is screaming, but Jim smiles at the camera.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim pulls the fire alarm, which causes the sprinklers to automatically turn on and the fire department to be called. A huge ruckus ensues that disrupts not just Dwight's work day, but the work day of everyone who ever bothered Jim!

Then, knowing that the fire department will not respond to further crying wolf by the Dunder Mifflin Co building, he lights a real fire on Dwight's desk.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Dwight wakes up in the middle of a giant cornfield for the 5th morning in a row. He doesn't know how, and he doesn't know why, but he is certain Jim is behind this. In the nearby barn, Jim starts up the thresher.

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Jim kicks out one of the wheels on Dwight's office chair "accidentally" such that Dwight is now facing at a 45 degree angle and must stare down his nose at his computer. Slowly, very slowly, the ensuing strain on Dwight's eye muscles erodes his sight until Jim can do funny stuff like flip him off in front of his face and Dwight won't even know

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