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-Jim convinces Dwight that he has to play the threat in a fictitious active shooter drill leading to him getting gunned down by the police. -Jim fools Dwight into thinking he's been transported to a world where he was never born and then hits him with a chair. -Jim makes it so that Dwight's house appears when you google ISIS HQ -Jim donates to Hezbollah in Dwight's name leading him to feel a hollow sense of accomplishment when the rest of the office congratulate him for doing so.
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-Jim edits footage of Dwight's mom getting killed by a wheat thresher into the Cute Girl Fails compilation Dwight is watching. -Jim sells Dwight's kidneys and uses the money to purchase a pair of artificial kidneys to give to Dwight at Christmas. However he does so in July and Dwight dies painfully beforehand. -Jim invites Dwights favourite band (TMBG) to the office while Dwight is on vacation and them films himself loving both of them.
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Jim lures Dwight to the cellar beneath the office with promises of rare paper. "For the love of god, Jim!" "Yes, Dwight. For the love of god."
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Mar 18, 2019 15:01
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Jim makes a series of threatening prank calls to other local businesses while wearing Dwight's clothes.
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Mar 18, 2019 15:20
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Jim goes to purchase child pornography he can plant in Dwight's desk, but the seller is clearly Dwight wearing a false beard.
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Mar 18, 2019 17:19
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Jim puts a bucket on Dwight's head so he thinks it's nighttime and misses the big meeting.
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Mar 18, 2019 20:44
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Jim dresses up as Dwight's fantroll and parades naked in front of a public school.
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Mar 18, 2019 23:23
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Jim fools Dwight into getting hit by a steamtrain during the opening ceremony of The Scranton Silent Film Festival.
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Mar 19, 2019 00:03
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"haha nice" said Jim as Dwight died.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:48
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Jim has a childhood fling with Angela, but dies when he goes to visit her during a storm despite having a cold. Years later at a dinner party, Angela hears a song that reminds her of Jim. That evening she tells the whole story to Dwight and then cries herself to sleep. Dwight is humbled and muses about his own meagre role in not only her life, but the world itself as he watches the snow fall throughout Scranton.
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Mar 20, 2019 12:00
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The entire plot description of Sleuth(1972) except I replaced the characters of Laurence Olivier and Michael Cain with Dwight and Jim, respectively.
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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great salesman Dwight is in town tonight. Go and prank him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Dwight. Doctor laughes and says, "I know." Then spills water on man's lap so it looks as if he has wet himself. Doctor mugs towards camera. Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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