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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jim shits in Dwight's pants. Pam helps?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
-Jim convinces Dwight to enter a suicide pact and replaces deadly poison with powerful laxatives.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jim pushes Dwight off the cliff...
And doesn't catch him.

Jim is charged with second degree murder and a lengthy criminal trial ensues. Months later, he is convicted of criminal negligence and serves a short term in prison.

Dwight's body is never found.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jim invents a time machine in order to perpetrate an elaborate prank on Dwight. He travels back in time, kills Dwight's father and marries his mother.

In present timeline Dwight molds into Jim. Jim junior.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jim steals all Dwight's personal information and impersonates him using a mission impossible style mask.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dwight goes under for a routine dental surgery and wakes up with no limbs. Jim, dressed as a surgeon, winks at the camera while waving Dwight's arm.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jim feeds Dwight legs first into a paper press.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jim buys Dwight an all expenses paid flight to New York. Expecting another one of his pranks, Dwight fidgets in his seat. Cut to Jim sitting in pilots cabin, twin towers ahead.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jim murders Dwight and then brings him back with a most foul necromantic ritual, his soul forever bound to him.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Jim beheads Dwight in a gladiatorial combat and takes a poo poo on his lifeless body.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The whole of Waiting for Godot but with Dwight and Jim (Michael Scott is the slave).

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