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When asked to justify his Office Movie Night selection, Jim replies he "really identifies" with Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken. Dwight is somewhat moved by this, believing that Jim is referring to a difficult coming of age that may have formed the foundation of Jim's unhealthy prank obsession. Dwight reminds himself to be more thoughtful to Jim in the future. Jim is actually referring to the fact that Ruby Gillman is a terrifying aquatic monster from the stygian depths of the sea. Jim blinks what appear to be nictitiating membranes over his eyes as he mugs for the camera.
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Jim can't stop pranking Dwight or he'll die.
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Nov 3, 2023 16:15
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Jim can't stop pranking Dwight or he (Dwight) will die.
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Nov 3, 2023 20:48
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Dwight arrives home from a long day of work. Just as he (Dwight) is stepping out of the car, Angela arrives home, driving carelessly with baby Beetram facing forward in the front seat (this is actually allowed thanks to Scranton's lax safety laws that classify children under four as "dogs"). Dwight screams as Angela comes careening into the garage and Dwight is forced to flee into the house just inches ahead of Angela's front bumper. Dwight enters the living room, looking forward to collapsing onto his couch and watching his old-fashioned "rabbit-ears" television set, but is shocked to see his living room is already crowded with people, including: Chips the Monkey, Little Champion the Eagle, Jim's Super Squeaky Shoe Machine, A ream of clown paper, an elevator full of soup, Elon Musk (dressed as Waluigi), Dwight's Grandfather Screechy the Screech Owl, Goldie the Goldfish, a bunch of Tiny Jims of varying sizes, a rare Golden Jim, Pam (drunk on wine), Philip and Cece holding hands in matching Victorian children's outfits, Meredith (in traction), Michael Scott (dressed as Prison Mike), Brian the boom mike operator, a pair of Middle Eastern merchants, Joan Cusack (dressed as the mom from Mars needs Moms), actor/director/strikebreaker John Krasinski, several gibbering Minions, a cultist in black robes etched with the Glyph of Bottomless Spaghetti, Jim's uncle who works at Nintendo, Justin Roiland, and the ghost of Dennis Hopper. Presiding over it all is Jim, nude except for a pair of red tennis shoes. "Welcome home, balloon boy!" screeches Jim, grinning from ear to ear. "What do you think of my 'couch prank?'" Dwight sighs and shrugs. "Eh, the Simpsons already did it." Jim mugs at the camera with a pained "what are you gonna do?" look in his eyes. Taffy Jr. fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Nov 4, 2023 |
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Nov 4, 2023 17:12
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In mid December, Jim takes a huge deep breath of cold air. Jim holds his breath until the following summer then uses it to blow winter air into Dwight's tires.
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Nov 4, 2023 22:59
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Jim remakes his most beloved, classic pranks into shoddy "live action" versions as part of a cynical cash grab. Dwight is forced to endure the pranks again only this time with uncanny valley CGI versions of beloved characters like Chips and the Squeaky Shoe machine who are somehow less realistic than the originals. Also the new versions of the songs are bad. A CGI remastered Jim mugs in an off-putting and slightly blurry way at the camera.
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Nov 5, 2023 05:44
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Dwight is at the urologist for testicular pain. "Let's take a look," sighs Dr. Curologist (Dwight's urologist). Dwight removes his trousers and Dr. Curologist squats down to examine Dwight's testicles. "Ah I think I see the problem," says Dr. Curologist. There is a tiny Jim in Dwight's pants working Dwight's ballsack like a speedbag. The tiny Jim mugs for Dr. Curologist and goes back to punishing Dwight's balls.
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Nov 6, 2023 19:12
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Jim gives Dwight a yeast infection.
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Nov 6, 2023 22:03
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Jim writes a really bad novel for NaNoWriMo and makes Dwight read it.
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Nov 6, 2023 22:24
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Jim starts calling Dwight balloon boy for seemingly no reason. Later that night, a huge balloon shaped like Dwight's head and trailing a noose from its neck appears outside Dwight's bedroom window. "Haha, very funny, Jim!" Dwight growls as he grabs his shotgun. Dwight blasts the balloon from point-blank range, bursting it instantly. Shockingly, the balloon lets out a scream as it dies. "I guess I let the air out of that prank," quips Dwight moments before Dwight's own head explodes. High above the rooftops of Scranton, Jim's lifeless body dangles by its neck from a balloon shaped like a huge version of Jim's own face. Both the balloon and Jim's corpse appear to be smirking. -Guest prank by Junji Ito
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Nov 7, 2023 01:49
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Jim replaces Dwight's blood with Kramer's blood.
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Nov 7, 2023 12:34
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Jim's prank Dwight but every time Jim says "balloon boy" the speed increases by 25%.
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Nov 7, 2023 16:13
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Jim votes a straight Clown Party ticket.
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Nov 8, 2023 03:49
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Dwight opens up his cupboards and discovers holes gnawed in all his oatmeal and cereal boxes. Tiny red tennis shoes are littered about in the corners, leaving Dwight no doubt as to the culprits: Tiny Jims. Dwight concocts a plan to strike back against the Tiny Jims. He will sow discord in their ranks by introducing an unstable new element into their society. Dwight labors for weeks in his barn, drawing on all the knowledge of prankomancy he's gleaned from Jim over the years. After all, you don't get pranked every day for more than a decade without picking up a thing or two. Finally the loathsome homunculus is complete. Dwight has created a female Tiny Jim he dubs "Jimette." Dwight is a little uncomfortable with the trope that women are a source of chaos and irrational behavior, but he knows how the Tiny Jims think. Within a few days of meeting Jimette, the Tiny Jims will be at each others' throats. Dwight introduces Jimette into the Tiny Jim village and hurries away before he's seen. Soon all his troubles will be over, Dwight thinks...
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Nov 8, 2023 16:35
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Jim breaks keyfabe during an interview right before his much-anticipated cage match against Dwight. "Yeah Dwight's a great guy, when we were planning out how the match would go we all agreed he really earned the championship," says Jim. Jim mugs for the camera as the audience jeers with disappointment. Dwight still wins the match as planned, but the suspense has been ruined and weeks worth of emotional buildup to the conclusion of Dwight's arc have been completely wasted.
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Nov 9, 2023 16:56
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It's a quiet day and Jim and Dwight are both occupied at their desks when Jim suddenly points his hand in a "finger gun" shape and "fires" at Dwight. Despite appearing completely preoccupied with work, Dwight's catlike reflexes and excellent peripheral vision allow him to dodge away from the imaginary shot just in time. Dwight "fires" his finger gun in retaliation, aiming squarely for Jim's center of mass. Jim insists that Dwight missed, despite it being obvious to everyone that Dwight definitely got Jim. The argument becomes heated and Jim continues to insist that Dwight missed even after Dwight calls Oscar and Meredith to testify that Dwight definitely got Jim. Finally Michael is called in to adjudicate. After hearing the evidence, Michael also declares that Dwight "definitely got" Jim. "I had a forcefield so the bullet just bounced off," declares a smug Jim, sparking another, even more heated argument that ranges from whether Jim was actually wearing a forcefield to whether a forcefield would have protected Jim from such a close range shot given certain assumptions about the caliber and ammunition of Dwight's finger gun. Jim mugs for the camera while a screaming match between the rest of the office rages in the background.
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Nov 9, 2023 18:42
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Jim wants to play an Akira-themed prank on Dwight. So Jim slaughters Dwight's clan on the battlefield and burns down Dwight's house. Dwight's daughter is forced to take refuge in a hidden fortress up in the mountains. Meanwhile, a pair of deserters from Dwight's army get embroiled in the search for the fabled treasure of Schrute farms. Jim falls asleep before the end of the prank.
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Nov 10, 2023 21:06
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Jim puts semen in Dwight's washing machine.
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Nov 12, 2023 06:16
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Jim minionizes Dwight.
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Nov 13, 2023 14:17
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Jim cuts off the water supply to Schrute Farms, choking off Dwight's crops and forcing Dwight to become dependent on Jim for food. Jim only supplies the bare minimum Famous Original Jim's to keep Dwight from starving to death. When Dwight complains, everyone calls Dwight ungrateful. Later Jim burns down Dwight's barn because Jim claimed to see a rat in it. Mose is killed in the blaze. Somehow everyone in the office treats Dwight like Dwight is the bad guy through all of this. Jim smirks as he poses for a photo with the mayor of Scranton.
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Nov 13, 2023 15:31
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Jim writes Dwight's name in the Prank Note.
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Nov 14, 2023 05:04
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Jim sends out a mass email to everyone at Dunder-Mifflin, warning all employees that Minions 2: the Rise of Gru will be leaving Netflix at the end of November. Earlier, Jim trapped Dwight inside Minions 2: the Rise of Gru and Dwight fully experiences the entire movie every time someone watches. Jim mugs for the screen as he ques up Minions 2: the Rise of Gru on his phone for the fifth consecutive time that day.
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Nov 14, 2023 16:00
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Jim—posing as the author of a book series Dwight has read—makes a series of insightful, empathetic comments in support of various good causes on social media. Dwight remarks later in public to a group of friends that he supports the author and agrees with them about almost everything. Dwight's friends who know the truth—that the author is a sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist—are horrified by Dwight's declaration and stop speaking to him.
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Nov 14, 2023 18:20
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Jim traps Dwight in a sinking submarine. To add insult to injury, the submarine is sinking in the bowl of a gigantic toilet. Jim mugs as he pushes the gigantic flush lever.
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Nov 14, 2023 20:55
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Jim and Kevin J. Anderson collaborate on a novel that answers the burning question: "what if the Minions hadn't been trapped in ice after the Napoleonic Wars and ended up working for Hitler?" "Since the dawn of time, Minions are compelled to serve the most evil master they can find," Jim explains at a Comic Con panel with Kevin J. Anderson and Will Wheaton. "So, canonically, the Minions would have served Hitler if they hadn't been trapped in that ice cave since the 1800s." Dwight is sick in the hospital with severe food poisoning and is too weak to change th channel as he watches the interview from his hospital bed. Jim looks directly into the camera and mugs as Kevin J. Anderson explains how the novel is 100% faithful to Sergio Pablos's vision for the Minions.
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Jim hires Wil Wheaton to recap everything Jim did at the end of each workday. "Before we start, this segment contains MAJOR SPOILERS!" Warns Wil as sirens blare in the background and an insert with the caption SPOILER ALERT appears next to Wil's red, blotchy face. "So if you haven't seen today's episode of American Workplace go back and watch right now!" The camera switches to a shot that includes Jim and Pam at the table next to Wil. Wil turns to the couple. "Oh em gee! Jim, when you pooped in Dwight's shoes, my mind was blown!" Wil Wheaton fawns over Jim, his fake laugh and too-big smile at odds with the obvious pain in his eyes. "And then Dwight PUT THEM ON! It was 'leet' epicness all the way down!" Jim smiles and chuckles. "Jim how crazy was it when Dwight tried to pour himself a cup of coffee and the jug was full of stinging wasps?" asks Wil. "Dwight was all like 'aaah! Aaaah!'" "So crazy," agrees Jim. "Jim, I have to say, putting a tiny trampoline in the toilet so that when Dwight pooped in it the poop bounced back up INTO his butt? A stroke. Of. Genius!" Wil giggles, smiling despite apparently being on the verge of tears. "The hardest part was finding a tiny trampoline," says Jim. "We had to order it from a company in Scandinavia. What was the name of it, Pam? It had us rolling." Pam pours some gin into her wineglass from a flask in her blazer pocket. Wil watches awkwardly but Jim reacts as if Pam answered him. "Puppentrampo! That's right!" Jim laughs. Wil laughs in the exact same way but twice as long. "Jim, we've seen a lot of footage of you tinkering on something big in the infamous prankatorium. Can you tell us—if you can—what is going on there?" pleads Wil, who wears a grin reminiscent of a person who is trying to conceal the pain of having stepped on a nail. "Haha," Jim chuckles again. "I'm not sure I should say..." "Haha," Wil chuckles and slaps his knee. "And Pam," Wil continues without following up on his previous question. "A lot of fans are speculating that was your silhouette we saw with the boom mike operator behind the boxes in the warehouse. Possible love triangle brewing?" Pam chokes on her wine. Jim's expression darkens and Wil briefly looks fearful before hitching up his fake smile again. "Haha crazy fan theories am I right?" stammers Wil. "S-s-so Jim, can we expect to see the Super Squeaky Shoe Machine again soon?" Jim has gotten bored and wandered off. Pam is sobbing. Wil smiles awkwardly at the camera untill the feed cuts.
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Jim starts loudly clicking his pen. Every time Jim clicks his pen, the noise gets louder. Soon Dwight is actually buffeted by the force of sound exploding out of Jim's pen. Dwight tries to flee but Jim clicks his pen again and the floor heaves under Dwight and he falls to the ground, ears bleeding. Jim mugs and clicks the pen a final time, unleashing a blast that levels the building.
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Nov 16, 2023 16:17
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Dolphin Jim starts loudly clicking his sonar every time Dolphin Dwight tries to concentrate.
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Nov 16, 2023 20:57
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Jim uninvites himself from Dwight's Thanksgiving dinner just so he can show up uninvited.
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Nov 16, 2023 21:13
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Jim starts loudly clicking his pen to the tune of How Far I'll Go from the hit Disney movie Moana. Even though there are no lyrics, Dwight can hear the part where the song rhymes "go" with "go" and winces every time.
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Nov 17, 2023 13:31
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Jim starts loudly clicking his pen in Morse Code. Over the course of the next several hours, Jim clicks out the entire script of Disney's Frozen II, the box office smash hit about a magic princess with ice powers who saves her kingdom from enraged elemental spirits. Pam listens to the clicks, her eyes shining with tears at the part where Olaf, a cartoon snowman, fades away when Princess Elsa loses her powers. A scene that echoes a scene from an earlier Disney release, Disney's Avengers: Infinity War where the superhero Spider Man fades away in front of his mentor, another superhero named "Iron man." Dwight is—mercifully—deaf thanks to Jim's prank from that morning where Jim ran up behind Dwight and clapped his cupped palms hard over both of Dwight's ears, bursting Dwight's eardrums in a scene that recalls Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions." Pam rushes over and gives Jim nose kisses to express her approval of Jim's Disney Princess themed prank. Jim mugs for the camera and waggles his eyebrows.
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Nov 17, 2023 19:48
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Jim starts loudly clicking his pen in Morse Code, prompting Dwight to wonder where Jim found a ballpoint pen with two different click intervals, as Morse code is actually not possible to express in simple clicks or taps. When Jim gets up from his chair to use the bathroom, Dwight pounces on the pen and tries to replicate the clicking action, but is unable. The pen will only click normally no matter what Dwight does. Dwight will not give Jim the satisfaction of asking Jim for the secret, and so spends the rest of the day frustrated by the mystery. Jim, who does not know Morse Code or even own a pen, mugs at the camera.
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Nov 17, 2023 22:00
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Jim starts loudly clicking his pen while wearing a fully functional Space Marine Ultramarines Powered Armor suit. Dwight is powerless to stop Jim from clicking the pen as much as Jim wants.
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Nov 18, 2023 04:42
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Dwight wakes up horrified to discover Jim is bench-pressing him.
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Nov 18, 2023 16:09
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Jim writes a light novel titled "All You Need is Prank" which is later adapted to a movie which is released in theaters as "Edge of Prankmorrow" but changed to "Live, Prank, Repeat" for the home video release. The movie barely ripples the skein of the cultural consciousness, but it's enough to send Dwight into horrifying PTSD-induced anxiety attacks because the plot, centered around a beet farmer trapped in a repeating time loop of cruel pranks perpetrated by grinning, skeletal aliens basically describes Dwight's everyday life. Jim mugs the camera as Dwight rocks back and forth giving himself a butterfly hug in the background.
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Nov 18, 2023 17:34
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Jim starts loudly stroking his penis in Morse Code. Dwight is forbidden to interfere because of the Paladin Oath Jim tricked Dwight into swearing the previous day. ... / .._ / _._. / _._ / .. / _ / _... / ._ / ._.. / ._.. / _ _ _ / _ _ _ / _. / _... / _ _ _ / _._ _ / strokes Jim, smirking.
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Nov 18, 2023 19:50
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Jim puts a "kick me" sign on Dwight's back, then kicks Dwight in the balls from behind.
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Nov 20, 2023 04:09
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Jim baits Dwight into attacking. At the last possible second, Jim dodge rolls inside the arc of Dwight's attack, then executes a punishing counterattack against Dwight's balls.
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Nov 21, 2023 18:00
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Jim stars in his own one man show about pranking Dwight.
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Jim hates everything Dwight loves and loves everything Dwight hates.
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