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jim just punches dwight right in the face
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:07 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:19 |
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Over a period of months, Jim convinces Dwight that their perceived reality is actually the experience of being characters on a long-lived multi-cam sitcom. Dwight suffers a mental break and spends the rest of his life in a sanitarium.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:15 |
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- Jim commits suicide in a way that frames Dwight. Unable to face life in prison, Dwight takes his own life by hanging in his jail cell. They meet in Hell and Jim has a good laugh.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:33 |
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Dwight wakes up one morning to the shock that he is blind. Unable to get through life on his own, he relies more and more on the help of his constant friend Jim, whether it is cooking, driving, or even cleaning himself. After twenty years, Jim suffers a fatal heart attack leaving Dwight terrified and alone, and after a couple of weeks he is found dead on his floor from starvation. During the autopsy, the coroner notes that Dwight's eyes have been taped shut with two pieces of scotch tape.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 13:59 |
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Dwight and Jim, while at a company bowling outing, make a bet as to who can lift the heaviest bowling ball by sticking their penis in one of the finger holes and lifting. Jim is able to handle a respectable 20 pounder, but while Dwight is mentally preparing himself Jim glues a Chinese finger trap into the finger hole of Dwight's chosen ball.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 15:03 |
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One night Dwight's house burns to the ground; Dwight is unable to escape the flames. While there are no suspects, arson investigators categorize it as a suspicious event.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 15:31 |
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Jim suddenly leaves his job and drops out of contact with all his friends. Mystified, Dwight embarks on a season-long manhunt to track down his 'frenemy'. The case is solved when Jim's body is discovered wedged in the ductwork in the ceiling of Dunder Mifflin, where it appears he became stuck while attempting to install a small noisemaker above Dwight's desk.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 17:12 |
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Jim puts a whoopee cushion on Dwight's chair.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 17:50 |
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Jim switches Dwight's coffee with decaf.
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 19:47 |
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Using mystical powers from the ancient beract elven crystal discovered in the Twelve Dooms, Jim transmutes Dwight's coffee into decaf.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 00:22 |
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Jim invites Dwight to go skeet shooting with him, but loads the pigeon launcher with Dwight's entire collection of hentai DVDs.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 02:25 |
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Jim exposes a small spider to the effects of radiation and places it in Dwight's lunch. While eating, Dwight is bitten on the tongue. A week later he begins to feel strange - as if his perceptions have been heightened, his reflexes boosted, his 'Dwight-sense' vastly enhanced. Fabricating a skintight suit, he takes it upon himself to use his powers for good by apprehending minor criminals and hooligans, binding them in his sticky weblike secretions. One day while exploring the sewers beneath Scranton, Dwight stumbles into Spider Man, who dies trying to prevent Kingpin from starting the Super Collider machine. Alternate dimensions collide as Dwight struggles to band together with the other 'Spider-people' and shut down the Collider.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 13:12 |
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Jim spikes Dwight's coffee with 3cc of liquid LSD, but nobody notices anything out of the ordinary.
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2019 15:19 |
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i never watched the show, was there ever a 'devil's triangle' type situation amongst them?
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2019 12:57 |
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Dwight is concerned about the COVID-19 threat and is coming to work in a full-body protective suit of his own design. Jim pretends to have the disease and keeps "accidentally" puncturing Dwight's suit with scissors, a stapler, etc. In the end it turns out Dwight was an asymptomatic spreader the entire time and is the only survivor.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2020 17:09 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 11:19 |
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jim surgically implants a whoopee cushion into dwight's butt. dwight thinks his constant farting is due to his successfully breeding 'the omega beet'. the shocking, gory ending reveals both are correct
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2021 18:21 |