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Jim installs a high pressure oxygen needle in dwight's mouse. When Dwight clicks his mouse, a blast of oxygen degloves his right hand. He tries again with his left hand, summarily degloving that one too.
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Jim replaces Dwight's laxatives with diahorhea medicine.
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Oct 14, 2021 14:04
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Jim creates a replica of Dwight's shoes, except they have a small tray for meat in the bottom. Jim switches the shoes and Dwight, not knowing about the tray of meat spends the rest of the week wondering what that smell is.
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Jun 26, 2022 14:19
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Jim teleports a Silverback gorilla into Dwight's house at 3:30am
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Jul 18, 2022 16:58
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Jim sneaks into the warren where Dwight is hibernating and removes his fecal plug, allowing insects and small animals to infest his lower torso over winter
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Dec 6, 2023 01:44
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In an attempt to bring back the glory days of 'stapler in jello' Jim hides staples in Dwight's lunch soup. Dwight wonders why his mouth is bleeding before choking to death. Jim turns to the camera and mugs "Souped up."
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Dec 7, 2023 09:48
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Jim finds a magic lamp and inside is a genie that gives him three wishes. When he is at work he uses his first wish to remove Dwight's shoes and socks, and uses his second wish to transport Dwight instantly into a hawthorn field next to the office. Dwight finally returns to his desk, scratched and annoyed. He starts to berate Jim but Jim uses his final wish to send Dwight back to the field.
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Dec 7, 2023 21:52
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Jim unlocks Dwight's front door at 3am and leads a male silverback gorilla into his house
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Dec 18, 2023 00:27
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Jim encases everything in the knowable universe in jello, except for Dwight's stapler.
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Dec 21, 2023 21:13
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Jim teleports an elk into Dwight's stomach cavity, exploding him into gibs and killing him instantly.
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Jan 1, 2024 01:51
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Jim focuses really hard and induces diarrhea on himself at Dwight's birthday party
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Jan 14, 2024 01:14
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Jim sews earth magnets into the waistline of Dwight's trousers. This causes Dwight's phone and credit cards, which he keeps in his pockets, to degauss. Later that day Dwight is unable to call 911 for someone who is trapped under a burning car
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Jan 19, 2024 09:47
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Jim asks Dwight to wear a maid costume to work. "There's no way, NO WAY I'm dressing like that for work!" Jim replies "How about for $10,000?" the camera focuses in on Dwight's face, a circular screen wipe fades the screen to black. The next scene fades into focus. Dwight is lying dead on the floor, screaming can be heard in the background.
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Jan 19, 2024 23:54
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Jim replaces Dwight's stripper pants with regular ones and when he goes to whip them off at the company strip show he just ends up just pulling his legs forward and landing on his rear end
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Jan 20, 2024 23:39
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Jim creates a teleportation ray gun. When Dwight returns from his post lunch poop Jim uses the device to teleport Dwight's turds back into his lower intestine. Dwight is furious as he now has to waste more office time repooping his poops.
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Jan 23, 2024 01:26
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Jim gently bumps into Dwight, causing him to ragdoll and get stuck in the office geometry. Dwight flails and spins until he is jettisoned out rapidly into the reception desk. Jim clips through the floor and falls into a vast void, mugging at the camera the whole time.
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Jan 24, 2024 02:04
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Jim pauses Dwight in time and space for a fraction of a microsecond. The lack of inertia as he unpauses, at odds with the rotation of the earth causes Dwight to immediately vaporise into a 14 mile long red smear
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Jan 29, 2024 20:26
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Jim unsheathes his katana and slashes the air in front of Dwight. The sound of wind rushing is quickly followed by all of Dwight's carefully organized paperwork flying up into the air. Dwight spends the rest of the week reorganizing and rewriting his reports. Friday comes around and he's finally finished organizing the mess Jim created. As he places the final piece of paper on the top of the stack a red flash of light appears diagonally across his torso, accompanied by a metallic sting. Blood sprays violently all over the reports, ruining them. As Dwight collapses into two Jim mugs at the camera, covered in blood.
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Feb 3, 2024 00:10
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Jim intentionally pees his pants. He starts crying like a baby and calling for Dwight. When Dwight comes over Jim straightens up and slaps him full force across the face. "I'll loving kill you", Jim snaps. Jim mugs at the camera. "I'll loving kill you" he mutters.
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Feb 3, 2024 07:12
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Jim grabs at Dwight's face. "Got your nose", he says. Jim refuses to give Dwight his nose back. Dwight is distracted for the rest of the day and gets no work done.
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Feb 5, 2024 23:20
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Jim makes Dwight choose between two modelled approximations of his maternal parent, a 'cloth mother' and a 'wire mother'.
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Feb 6, 2024 09:55
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Jim is playing 'peek a boo' with Dwight and refuses to reappear after hiding behind his hands. Dwight, who has no object permanence, begins to cry. Also they are babies for this one.
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Feb 7, 2024 04:11
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Jim sets up a gas stove in his desk and boils a poop in a pee
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Feb 8, 2024 09:20
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Dwight falls asleep at his desk after a busy week. Jim puts Dwight's hand in a bowl of warm water, causing him to pee his pants. Jim carries on with his work for a while before feeling bad about the prank. He places Dwight's hand in cold water and Dwight's pee is absorbed back into his body.
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Feb 13, 2024 00:44
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Jim slams a giant wedge of cheese into Dwight's mouth. As he gulps it down his body takes the shape of the triangular wedge.
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Feb 14, 2024 01:58
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"hey Dwight!" Jim barks across the desk, "check this out." Jim pumps an industrial stapler repeatedly into his own neck. Jim, keeping eye contact and smiling, bleeds out, his breath gurgling to a silent hiss. He collapses into his chair. Dwight leaps up, "Jesus Christ! Jesus... Jim!!" Dwight steps over the pool of blood pulsing from the ragged remains of Jim's jugular. Shakily, he goes to pour a glass of water to steady his nerves. As he turns on the water a piece of tape on the faucet sprays the water straight onto his crotch.
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Feb 15, 2024 01:20
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Jim replaces Dwight's laxatives with iron pills.
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Feb 15, 2024 23:49
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Jim eat's a bug
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Feb 17, 2024 03:40
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Jim turns Dwight British with some sort of ray gun. Jim gurns for the custard n jelly (telly)
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Feb 20, 2024 20:42
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"sum buggah put my stapler in some jelly."
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Feb 25, 2024 09:41
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Jim runs Dwight through with his masamune, killing the very last in the line of The Ancients, dooming the planet to the whims of the Shinra Company
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Feb 29, 2024 23:23
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Jim asks Dwight if he’s ever field dressed a rabbit. “Of course not, Jim! You know I’m not a hunt-HRRGK!!!” Jim swings Dwight between his legs at full speed, degloving him entirely
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Mar 2, 2024 09:19
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Jim ties some rope around his balls and the other end to a door handle and yells for Dwight. When Dwight opens the door Jim's balls are ripped off and he bleeds out. Dwight is left to answer to the police as to what happened and is very embarrassed
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Mar 5, 2024 13:17
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Jim sets Dwight's bidet to 'suck'
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Mar 9, 2024 12:50
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Jim sets Dwight's vacuum to 'bidet'
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Mar 9, 2024 17:35
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Dwight gets mugged coming out of a bar with Jim. The whole time Jim is just making stupid noises, squawking, and blowing raspberries. This distracts the few witnesses so that nobody remembers what the mugger looks like when the police ask for a description when they arrive on the scene.
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Mar 10, 2024 15:07
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Jim mugs the camera operator
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Mar 10, 2024 15:13
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Jim traps Dwight inside the world of the game Jumanji. Jim takes a poo poo on the board before throwing the game into the fire
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Mar 15, 2024 18:07
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Jim crashes Dwight and Angela’s wedding and eats Dwight's new wedding suit in one sitting before the vows
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Mar 16, 2024 02:12
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Jim removes the ribbon around Dwight's neck, causing Dwight's head to fall off
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