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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I am reminded of the time a front page movie reviewer melted down when people said their reviews weren't funny and sucked. Was it Gone Girl that prompted it? And even those stupid reviews are still still up.

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

you have to be pretty bad to be hounded off the front page lol

lowtax did you a favor OP, that was an incredibly offensive article and it's lucky you're a jabroni who no one's ever heard of, writing for a page no one reads and that it was taken down within a few days. even then you managed to get your first engagements on twitter because of it and they were all rightfully hostile to you. might tell you something if you knew the difference between positive and negative attention

whenimmashoo
Jun 12, 2013



Paladinus posted:

I am reminded of the time a front page movie reviewer melted down when people said their reviews weren't funny and sucked. Was it Gone Girl that prompted it? And even those stupid reviews are still still up.

it was gone girl that kicked it off and it culminated in someone digging up their review of a kid's plane movie where they complained that the depiction of a female plane was unrealistic and sexist.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you have to be pretty bad to be hounded off the front page lol

lowtax did you a favor OP, that was an incredibly offensive article and it's lucky you're a jabroni who no one's ever heard of, writing for a page no one reads and that it was taken down within a few days. even then you managed to get your first engagements on twitter because of it and they were all rightfully hostile to you. might tell you something if you knew the difference between positive and negative attention

imagine writing an article claiming that hating furries is wrong because it is homophobic and having lgbtq and furry people hate your article

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

pog boyfriend posted:

imagine writing an article claiming that hating furries is wrong because it is homophobic and having lgbtq and furry people hate your article

this sort of thing happens a lot when someone, usually a ham-handed moron with bad intentions, starts writing about lgbtq stuff without bothering to learn anything about it. lowtax lost $5000 a month doing the same thing when he decided to tell everyone that beating his meat to shemale porn made him a trans ally, and he couldn't figure out why he was going broke. actually the op and lowtax have the same sort of style and humor except phiz is somehow less funny and more insulting

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you have to be pretty bad to be hounded off the front page lol

lowtax did you a favor OP, that was an incredibly offensive article and it's lucky you're a jabroni who no one's ever heard of, writing for a page no one reads and that it was taken down within a few days. even then you managed to get your first engagements on twitter because of it and they were all rightfully hostile to you. might tell you something if you knew the difference between positive and negative attention

nobody reads? this article is probably the most attention the front page has gotten in years. lol

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

nobody reads? this article is probably the most attention the front page has gotten in years. lol

i know it's driven nearly fifty clicks to a page where the link of the day is from april 2018

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.
i know, right? it's fairly exciting for SA. but the link of the day is just taking a lil nap. don't disturb it.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you have to be pretty bad to be hounded off the front page lol

lowtax did you a favor OP, that was an incredibly offensive article and it's lucky you're a jabroni who no one's ever heard of, writing for a page no one reads and that it was taken down within a few days. even then you managed to get your first engagements on twitter because of it and they were all rightfully hostile to you. might tell you something if you knew the difference between positive and negative attention

sippin up all this jealousy with a crazy straw. delicious.

louis friend
Oct 7, 2005
I think I understand the two month payment screen now

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

sippin up all this jealousy with a crazy straw. delicious.

This is delusional. I'm sorry to see this.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
i dunno, after maybe the fourth day of ceaseless keening rage it all kind of starts to sound the same? if anyone wants to take this to PMs be my guest but i'm tired of folks thinking they can raise their own social standing by attacking me for doing the right thing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lol. Gonna put this on my CV.

Ruffini
Oct 2, 2018

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i dunno, after maybe the fourth day of ceaseless keening rage it all kind of starts to sound the same? if anyone wants to take this to PMs be my guest but i'm tired of folks thinking they can raise their own social standing by attacking me for doing the right thing.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I am in love with owning Lowtax, but as the eldest daughter, Father knows my posts will be the only way for our family to rise above our station, so I am instead forced to own Phiz Kalifa online for the dowry

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i dunno, after maybe the fourth day of ceaseless keening rage it all kind of starts to sound the same? if anyone wants to take this to PMs be my guest but i'm tired of folks thinking they can raise their own social standing by attacking me for doing the right thing.

social standing what the gently caress are you talking about

que sera sera
Aug 4, 2006

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Saint Isaias Boner posted:

social standing what the gently caress are you talking about

Clout. Internet popularity war between Phiz Khalifa and Prester Jane, a virtual UFC cage fight that only 2 people in the world are paying attention to.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
ATTENTION WARS

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i dunno, after maybe the fourth day of ceaseless keening rage it all kind of starts to sound the same? if anyone wants to take this to PMs be my guest but i'm tired of folks thinking they can raise their own social standing by attacking me for doing the right thing.

not going to buy pms and i'm not trying to develop SA social standing (wtf?), but as an lgbt person i would just like to add some "ceaseless keening rage" by telling you to go gently caress yourself for calling that lovely article you wrote "doing the right thing" - you're not a martyr

(your "furfag = making fun of furries is homophobia" is v. smart, maybe your next article can be about how when some 15 year old called me a fag for owning a playstation instead of an xbox it was because console wars were really about gay panic lol)

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Bronze Fonz posted:

Clout. Internet popularity war between Phiz Khalifa and Prester Jane, a virtual UFC cage fight that only 2 people in the world are paying attention to.

My involvement in this is (like 3 days ago) making an offhand tweet to Phiz mocking them for being so obsessed with e-fame that they were somehow jealous of the teensy bit I have.

Edit:corrected pronouns, my apologies to Phiz

Prester Jane fucked around with this message at 19:44 on Jul 6, 2020

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Prester Jane posted:

My involvement in this is (like 3 days ago) making an offhand tweet to Phiz mocking him for being so obsessed with e-fame that he was somehow jealous of the teensy bit I have.

I know people first said the article itself was pathetic, then it was the twitter meltdown, then the meltdown right here, but I hold now that the quoted bit is the most pathetic thing in all that.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013




as a lgbt furry do I get to dunk them a second time or do I only get the one shot

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

ulex minor posted:

(your "furfag = making fun of furries is homophobia" is v. smart, maybe your next article can be about how when some 15 year old called me a fag for owning a playstation instead of an xbox it was because console wars were really about gay panic lol)

everything teen boys do is gay panic.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Prester Jane posted:

My involvement in this is (like 3 days ago) making an offhand tweet to Phiz mocking them for being so obsessed with e-fame that they were somehow jealous of the teensy bit I have.

Edit:corrected pronouns, my apologies to Phiz

i had to ask discord who you were and the only thing they said was you were annoying and not to engage.

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i had to ask discord who you were and the only thing they said was you were annoying and not to engage.

they were correct and you really shoulda taken their advice

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

everything teen boys do is gay panic.

excellent job ignoring the actual point you inexplicably conceited hack

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Just log off dude

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

t a s t e posted:

Just log off dude

Instead he got into an admin thread in qcs and made it about him, this would be such a good meltdown if anyone cared about the guy having it

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

originalnickname
Mar 9, 2005

tree

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I applaud Phiz for his part in the battle for the soul of the website between those who create and those who smirk disaffectedly and am willing to lend my axe. If you want traffic driven to this site I can deliver the kind of provocative media commentary that has landed me at the #83 position of most ignored users on the site, guaranteeing traffic and discussion not seen since the days of Current Releases when the idea of female plane designs being sexist and the remake of Footloose being a perfect 10/10 made people religiously check the front page each week.

Thanks to the Google/Facebook duopoly destroying the online ad market hate clicks are the only reliable way of driving clicks anymore, if you don't take advantage of having someone so hated you're just leaving traffic on the table.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Sleeveless posted:

I applaud Phiz for his part in the battle for the soul of the website between those who create and those who smirk disaffectedly and am willing to lend my axe. If you want traffic driven to this site I can deliver the kind of provocative media commentary that has landed me at the #83 position of most ignored users on the site, guaranteeing traffic and discussion not seen since the days of Current Releases when the idea of female plane designs being sexist and the remake of Footloose being a perfect 10/10 made people religiously check the front page each week.

Thanks to the Google/Facebook duopoly destroying the online ad market hate clicks are the only reliable way of driving clicks anymore, if you don't take advantage of having someone so hated you're just leaving traffic on the table.

t a s t e posted:

Just log off dude

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Yeah I am also glad that dudes bad article got several dozen people to click and give money to a wife beater, good point

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011

Sleeveless posted:

I applaud Phiz for his part in the battle for the soul of the website between those who create and those who smirk disaffectedly and am willing to lend my axe. If you want traffic driven to this site I can deliver the kind of provocative media commentary that has landed me at the #83 position of most ignored users on the site, guaranteeing traffic and discussion not seen since the days of Current Releases when the idea of female plane designs being sexist and the remake of Footloose being a perfect 10/10 made people religiously check the front page each week.

Thanks to the Google/Facebook duopoly destroying the online ad market hate clicks are the only reliable way of driving clicks anymore, if you don't take advantage of having someone so hated you're just leaving traffic on the table.

Gbs

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Sleeveless posted:

I applaud Phiz for his part in the battle for the soul of the website between those who create and those who smirk disaffectedly and am willing to lend my axe. If you want traffic driven to this site I can deliver the kind of provocative media commentary that has landed me at the #83 position of most ignored users on the site, guaranteeing traffic and discussion not seen since the days of Current Releases when the idea of female plane designs being sexist and the remake of Footloose being a perfect 10/10 made people religiously check the front page each week.

Thanks to the Google/Facebook duopoly destroying the online ad market hate clicks are the only reliable way of driving clicks anymore, if you don't take advantage of having someone so hated you're just leaving traffic on the table.

You're ignored because every single post of yours is a contrarian hot take.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Sleeveless posted:

I applaud Phiz for his part in the battle for the soul of the website between those who create and those who smirk disaffectedly and am willing to lend my axe. If you want traffic driven to this site I can deliver the kind of provocative media commentary that has landed me at the #83 position of most ignored users on the site, guaranteeing traffic and discussion not seen since the days of Current Releases when the idea of female plane designs being sexist and the remake of Footloose being a perfect 10/10 made people religiously check the front page each week.

Thanks to the Google/Facebook duopoly destroying the online ad market hate clicks are the only reliable way of driving clicks anymore, if you don't take advantage of having someone so hated you're just leaving traffic on the table.

oh was this serious? lol

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Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

everythingWasBees posted:

as a lgbt furry do I get to dunk them a second time or do I only get the one shot

have fun. the waters warm

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