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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
One morning in spring training, 2017, he was in the coaches' room looking at his cell phone text messages. Ichiro told the coaches about one message he had just received from a number he didn't recognize. The guy said he'd gotten Ichiro's number from Alex Rodriguez, and that he wanted to come meet him and study his stretching system.

"What's the guy's name?" asked one of the coaches.

Ichiro strolled to the end of the text. "Some guy named Tom Brady. Who the \[expletive\] is Tom Brady?"

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
When closer Kazuhiro Sasaki pitched for the Mariners, he stubbornly refused to don a dress as part of the team's annual rookie hazing ritual. That wasn't surprising. Sasaki rarely tried to immerse himself in anything this side of the Pacific other than the night life in Seattle's International District. Ichiro, however, gladly took part when his time came to be one of the guys by wearing a Hooters chick getup on the team flight (naturally, the orange shorts and tanktop are now folded neatly in his father's museum).

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