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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The True Hit King Ichiro Retires
 
seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Ichiro Suzuki retired at the age of 45 after two games in Japan. With his combined NPB and MLB hits, he sits at 4,367. Suck it, Pete Rose.

Ichiro posted:

To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H17AqrJ-1M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYAxk01E404



Post your fav Ichiro moments. Live in glory, you hitting obsessed man :unsmith:

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Let it also be known that Ichiro does not know who the gently caress Tom Brady is.

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