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Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug

Don't worry men, we've trained for this-
"I FOUND OUT A LOT OF MOVES CHECK THIS OUT"
Oh no. oh poo poo.

Also, quite the loving contrast between "Bonk you with his cane" and "Summon orbital laser with his cane" :stare:

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Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


Who is confused about "fappo"? That's just the sound you make when you spot your old nemesis, a truck.

Just Winging It
Jan 19, 2012

The buck stops at my ass
Glad to hear you found some meds that help you, sadbrain-buddy :unsmith: :hf: :unsmith:

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 74 - MechWarrior 3050/Some Kind Of SNES Jukebox?

Sorry this is so late, I've fallen down the anime rabbit hole again lately while playing wurm online :frog: it's a time devastating combination

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009
I assumed it was a running joke

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
"Aw poo poo, it's inspector gadget"

:hai:

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
i desire more broken starfox

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Hammurabi posted:

I assumed it was a running joke

We dont actually have any running jokes, just mistakes we dont learn from and unfortunate quirks that Grace will koolaid through a wall to point out every single time because he knows it eats at me.

Seriously I cant figure out why OBS does it but it's not a big enough issue for me to actually look into so I just burn alive whenever it happens. Plus I have to balance waiting long enough to know it's actually recording, and starting early enough so Grace doesnt take the silence to mean he should start hollering about my dick because he's like the drat puppet from FNAF2

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



That broken Star Fox looks amazing. I'd love to play it.

Also, you were right about that Commando song being from a game called Commando.
Rob Hubbard made a lot of good C64 music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPEaI0GHBI

Geemer fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Feb 24, 2020

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 75 - James Bond 007??/GS Mikami

We go through a real garbage patch in this one, then land on a pretty great game for the second half yes I do notice eventually that the rom's been edited or broken so your health never drops

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
GS Mikami is actually Ghost Sweeper Mikami! :eng101:

In Japanese pop culture, especially late 80s to mid-90s, a sweeper is a sort of private investigator whose main job is to avenge the wrongs their clients have suffered, often when the culprits are above the law. They're basically edgy good guys who aren't limited by legal constrains. They often have cop friends who come to them and tell them "There's this guy who's been doing all sorts of bad stuff but we can't touch him because we don't have enough proof, you on the other hand..."

Mikami is like that, only for supernatural stuff. So she's a Ghost Sweeper! Basically a Japanese version of Ghostbusters.

iirc she's in her early to mid twenties? So definitely of age. The dude is her bumbling assistant, and the ghost girl is their secretary.

It is painfully 90s anime, yes. Very much so.

Mikl fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Mar 1, 2020

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Danaru posted:

:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 74 - MechWarrior 3050/Some Kind Of SNES Jukebox?

Sorry this is so late, I've fallen down the anime rabbit hole again lately while playing wurm online :frog: it's a time devastating combination
IIRC, "BS" in a Super Famicom game title usually refers to "Broadcast Satellite", a game for the Japan-only Super Famicom peripheral Satellaview. To describe it, it's kinda like a precursor to Google Stadia or GeForce Now; you plugged a cartridge into the Super Famicom that also served as a modem, dialed into Nintendo-run servers, downloaded a game to the cart, and then could play it for I think specific two-hour periods during the day or once a week or something. IIRC, they rotated out games. Most of those "broken" ROMs you tried to play in this episode were probably expecting an external signal in order to run. The Zelda ones required some pretty extensive romhacking to make them just play like a normal SNES game, IIRC.

BattleTech is an old-school tabletop mech wargame made in the '80s by FASA. Robotech is an '80s adaptation of three Japanese mech anime; Super Dimension Fortress Macross, Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross, and Genesis Climber MOSPAEDA. Not to be confused with Robotrek, an Enix SNES game that's basically design-your-own-robot Pokemon.

Against All Odds is a song by Phil Collins. I have no idea why it's credited to Youthenasia here, because I couldn't find any cover by a group of that name in my admittedly cursory Googling, unless maybe it's the screen name of the guy who made the chiptune version presented on the ROM. Likewise, Take On Me is by Norwegian band A-Ha, not "Hollywood". Inspector Gadget started in 1983, so it was certainly possible for the theme to be in a ROM made in 1989, however I highly doubt that ROM was made before the mid-'90s at the earliest. First of all, the Super Famicom released in Japan in 1990, and in the USA in 1991. Second, I don't think the tech was there to make SNES homebrew before the late '90s or early 2000s. You'd need some sort of devkit, reverse engineered or leaked, and at least a copier or emulator for testing, and SNES emulators even in the early '00s had a lot of sound problems.

Danaru posted:

:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 75 - James Bond 007??/GS Mikami

We go through a real garbage patch in this one, then land on a pretty great game for the second half yes I do notice eventually that the rom's been edited or broken so your health never drops
"GS Mikami" is a video game adaptation of an anime/manga named Ghost Sweeper Mikami, about a money-grubbing exorcist named Mikami (the playable character, who Grace arbitrarily named Bonifa?). I don't remember a whole lot about it, but the guy in the cutscenes is a part-time employee who IIRC might be in high school or early college. The ghost is a girl who I think is actually 13 (or died at around that age) and another part-timer whom Mikami recruits early on.

And the fact that you couldn't die doesn't invalidate the fact that you beat that one boss without taking a single hit. Your hitboxes still work, even if the code that decrements your health when you take a hit doesn't fire or whatever.

Season 3 of the Castlevania anime is probably going to focus on Hector and Isaac, and recount the plot of Curse of Darkness, a direct sequel to CV3 on the PS2. Those two and the Devil Forgemasters didn't show up in the original plot of CV3, but were central to CoD, so their inclusion in the anime thus far seems like foreshadowing for a CoD plotline. Where they're gonna go afterwards (if indeed there is an "afterwards"), I dunno.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Does this mean Dan and Grace will come visit me if I have tomatoes?

Grace
Dec 18, 2015

C'MON SOMETHING AWFUL LETS GET SICK'NIIIIIING

CirclMastr posted:

Does this mean Dan and Grace will come visit me if I have tomatoes?

Dan will, I don't like tomatoes

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 76 - Archer Maclean's Dropzone/Las Vegas Dreams

Whoops I forgot to post this for like, a week, and it's not even a memorable episode :frogdunce:

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

The English version of the casino game was called Vegas Stakes and I own it for some reason.

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Do what Grace says: check out Vegas for a short trip, just to see what it's like, and then never go there again. You can check out the Grand Canyon while you're there (it's within day trip range, if a little far)

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
So I might be wrong, but I have a very strong feeling that Dropzone was some kind of clone of Defender, following your gut instincts of "Was this an atari game?" era gaming.

But it would fit with how you are flying around a looping screen, and rescuing(?) those little things.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 77 - Inspector Gadget

To clarify something Grace said this episode, my type, as you can probably guess, is super femme-ey dudes like Grace, and considering the character he mentioned pretended to be a girl online just like Grace did when we met, it makes sense why he'd think of them.

What Grace had forgotten, since he was 12 when the show came out, that character is also 13, making him Extremely Not My Type. I just wanted to clarify that before anyone gets the wrong idea.

Further news, this is the last episode we currently have in the backlog, and our recording chances are getting even slimmer due to the plague. I work as a housekeeper at a hospital and I a m s o t i r e d. So it might be a while until the next one

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
The Phantom (or the Ghost Who Walks) is a comic strip character.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom

He's a masked dude who fights crime. From what I've seen of the game though, it's only "vaguely inspired by" the comic strip.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
There's a Phantom newspaper comic, and tbh at the moment is mostly pretty bad. There's sometimes cool parts (like when his daughter is kicking rear end), but usually it's The Ghost Who Walks abusing prisoners for no reason or showing people his treasure cave before blasting them with amnesia dust and other such crap.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Zanzibar Ham posted:

There's a Phantom newspaper comic, and tbh at the moment is mostly pretty bad. There's sometimes cool parts (like when his daughter is kicking rear end),

Mikl posted:

The Phantom daily comic book strip, and this requires a bit of backstory.

Heloise is the daughter of the current Phantom. She and her brother have trained since birth to be able to succeed their father in the family business (crime-busting). Her brother is now off in who-knows-where to train further, while she went off to the US for school.

The Nomad is a notorious international terrorist; no one knows who he really is, but the Phantom recently found out the Nomad's identity: Eric Sahara. Coincidentally, Kadia Sahara (the Nomad's daughter) is Heloise's roommate at her boarding school.

The Nomad comes to visit his daughter at school, and takes Kadia and Heloise out to dinner. While they're eating the Phantom phones his daughter, and reveals to her that Eric Sahara is the Nomad. Heloise briefly considers telling her dad that she's currently having dinner with the Nomad, but decides against it since the Phantom got badly hurt recently in a trap the Nomad had set for him. Heloise decides to take matters into her own hands.

Coincidentally, since Heloise's family is close friends with another of the Nomad's enemies (President Luanda of the Republic of Bangalla), the Nomad comes to the conclusion that Heloise is a spy, sent to keep tabs on Kadia Sahara, and so decides to kill her.

Stuff happens, the Nomad knocks out Heloise, and loads her into his private jet, intending to dump her into the Atlantic mid-flight. Then, as the plane is lining up for takeoff, Heloise wakes up. And the Nomad finds out just how badly he hosed up.

















(With thanks to SA forums Johnny Walker, who's been posting The Phantom - and other strips - over in the Comic Strip Thread.)

:iia:

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
i miss red panda twittering dot mp3

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

CMYK BLYAT! posted:

i miss red panda twittering dot mp3

Same, but we've gotten everyone so acclimated that barely anything is worth censoring anymore.

This is not a brag :cripes:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Phantom 2040 :allears:

Definitely one of my favorite Metroid-type games. The game has multiple chapters with the maps usually changing between them and the game is cool with you doing a lot of exploration before continuing with the story. The university, for example, has an entire area you can explore by going to the left when you start that has more than one exit that leads to small areas of other maps that you haven't unlocked yet. Everything is interconnected and taking the time to explore areas lets you unlock optional parts of levels and get upgrades/items a long time before you ever see them in full. The story also has branching paths that unlock certain areas so that you can't see everything during one playthrough. There's a guy in the university that you can only meet if you don't destroy the robot ship that gives you a keycard that unlocks parts of the next level that wouldn't otherwise see. Of course, destroying the robot ship gets you pellets that put out fires which gives you powerups and makes some maps easier to explore. It's a strangely deep game that rewards the player for putting time and effort into it.

It is hilariously easy to gently caress up and get a bad ending, though :v:

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 78 - Slay The Spire (Daily Run 2020-03-27)

For only playing one round of the base game and being four ciders in before we started, I think I do a passable job at figuring out what in the hell

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Unfortunately that daily climb had one of the modifiers that fucks with your starting deck, so yeah, not the best way to learn a new character.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 79 - Orion Trail

I make the possibly unpopular of reading the text out loud in this episode, since its 90% reading. Also I'm a really fast reader and Grace is even faster than me, and we dont want to have to estimate how long to wait :v: a couple times you can hear me accidentally read too far ahead in my mind, get confused on where I'm reading out loud, and paraphrase a sentence or two as I panic trying to get back on track. Plus I know a lot of people 'watch' our episodes in the background like a podcast, and I want to help that.

Also this game is a ton of fun if you're not expecting to win

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
So if Chris flipped 60 food worth of tables for their party... Wouldn't that mean you would have lost 60 food on the party anyways?

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Section Z posted:

So if Chris flipped 60 food worth of tables for their party... Wouldn't that mean you would have lost 60 food on the party anyways?

I'm going to assume he also torched the rest of the cafeteria for being so chicken tenderless

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Look, how was I supposed to know that I shouldn't have ordered pizza for the surprise party? You're always going, "Here comes the pizza!" It seemed like the right move!

Yapping Eevee
Nov 12, 2011

STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.
:allears: CirclMastr making off like a bandit from the first away mission, only to be thrown to the goddamn wolves the second time.

This thread has been a real trip; some of us don't post much, but trust me, you two have a lot of fans.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 80 - Kerbal Space Program

I am a simple man with simple desires, and one of those desires is to sacrifice my employee to a hypothetical sun god

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
"How do we not go fast?"

Not what you expect to hear a rocket scientist say, but turns out it's just as important as going fast.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Should've gone for sandbox mode and play with all the good parts instead of needing to unlock poo poo. :jeb:

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

I watched this episode and told myself that I should get Kerbal Space Program one of these days.

Then I found out I already owned it. So I told myself I should download it one of these, uh, weeks because my internet is poo poo.

I just checked and I already have it installed.

Basically what I'm saying is Dan hacked my Steam library and is using his power just to gently caress with me, which is very much on brand.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 81 - Project Zomboid

Yes I did take a wrong turn, but by the time I realized, I couldnt exactly go back :zpatriot:

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
I'm sure that in reality, the game isn't rigged.

But it sure feels that way by the end with nature itself taking offense to your survival.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
:siren:New Episode!:siren:

Dan and Grace's Chaos Romcom Episode 82 - Legend of Grimrock 2

So this is a weird one because we actually had enough fun with this that we're probably going to spin it off into it's own thread. Consider this a preview :v: When I do bother to make the new thread I'll just post a new episode 82

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Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
Give Grace apple or you will be set on fire.

No apples on this island? That sounds like your problem.

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