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i didnt watch the second one but i havent seen like any of the other marvel movies except uh the first hulk one and the captain america one. it's just 3 hours of references?
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Mar 24, 2019 05:34
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Mar 24, 2019 05:35
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Jesus man
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Mar 24, 2019 05:38
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Who the gently caress even watches supermans movies any more?
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Mar 24, 2019 05:43
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theyve been making these shlocky superhero movies for over a decade and they all have the exact same plot
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Mar 24, 2019 05:46
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Sometimes it's nice to just put on a Greatest Hits album, kinda like Bob Marley "Legend" but with Infinity Stones
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Mar 24, 2019 06:06
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The new Shazam movie looks fun and I plan on seeing it next month. The reviews sound promising.
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Mar 24, 2019 06:07
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super sweet best pal posted:The new Shazam movie looks fun and I plan on seeing it next month. The reviews sound promising. I saw it tonight - it was ok/good, generally pretty fun imo
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Mar 24, 2019 06:15
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As bland as the avengers movies are they are so much more competent than the recent X-Men movies it is not even funny.
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Mar 24, 2019 06:23
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I'm not sure but it seems like "normies" really enjoyed it and found the ending very shocking.
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Mar 24, 2019 06:26
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movies are so stupid
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Mar 24, 2019 06:29
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Grant DaNasty posted:movies are so stupid i agree. also gently caress music.
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Mar 24, 2019 06:33
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I wonder how they are going to have any cool fights in Infinity War 2. I mean, Thanos has infinite power so they can't really punchman him. all of Thanos generals are dead, and he doesn't need them any more anyway. so who are the punchmen going to punch? What is the movie even going to be about
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Mar 24, 2019 06:48
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Thanos has been super powered up a few different times so they have a couple options to pick from, it also looks like he damaged the gauntlet when he used it so maybe he won't be at the same power level in the next one
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Mar 24, 2019 06:52
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Rutibex posted:I wonder how they are going to have any cool fights in Infinity War 2. I mean, Thanos has infinite power so they can't really punchman him. all of Thanos generals are dead, and he doesn't need them any more anyway. so who are the punchmen going to punch? What is the movie even going to be about there gonna put antman up thanos butthole
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Mar 24, 2019 06:53
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Maybe one day there will be a silver surfer movie that doesn’t suck
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Mar 24, 2019 07:08
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1redflag posted:Maybe one day there will be a silver surfer movie that doesn’t suck I remember the trailer for that movie being so cool...
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Mar 24, 2019 07:15
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They're all jokes
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Mar 24, 2019 07:21
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look not everything can be batman the animated series okay
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Mar 24, 2019 07:27
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Rutibex posted:I wonder how they are going to have any cool fights in Infinity War 2. I mean, Thanos has infinite power so they can't really punchman him. all of Thanos generals are dead, and he doesn't need them any more anyway. so who are the punchmen going to punch? What is the movie even going to be about
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Mar 24, 2019 08:39
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Vakal posted:As bland as the avengers movies are they are so much more competent than the recent X-Men movies it is not even funny. X-Men 2 and Days of Future Past are more entertaining than any individual MCU movie.
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Mar 24, 2019 09:02
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heeheex2 posted:i didnt watch the second one but i havent seen like any of the other marvel movies except uh the first hulk one and the captain america one. it's just 3 hours of references?
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Mar 24, 2019 09:33
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The_Continental posted:there gonna put antman up thanos butthole That's how I see it going down. Antman's gonna prolapse Thanos's anus soo bad...
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Mar 24, 2019 09:49
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reddit answered this already  efb
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Mar 24, 2019 09:55
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOY5TfmfO5Q
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Mar 24, 2019 11:08
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I want the next Avengers movie to be three hours of the surviving cast going through therapy and accepting that you can do everything right and still lose, because that's just life and I want to inject the misery and banality of life into my fun escapism power fantasies.
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Mar 24, 2019 11:17
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If they were competent heroes they wouldn't need to avenge anything.
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Mar 24, 2019 11:20
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Now the Defenders, that's a group you can count on!
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Mar 24, 2019 11:21
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Rutibex posted:so who are the punchmen going to punch? What is the movie even going to be about Kicking
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Mar 24, 2019 11:25
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cowofwar posted:Who the gently caress even watches supermans movies any more? *shrieking hysterically* supermans DC!!!
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Mar 24, 2019 11:45
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1/314 in this series of posts im going to elucidate the fascist politics of marvel films, using hegelian dialectics with marxist critical analysis. the following posts, or rather the bulk of them, was written beside the bathtub I need close by, as I have a rare and irritating skin condition you might remember from a central figure of the French revolution. So without further adieu, let me take you back to france, in the 18th century. A hero is born, but its not napoleon
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Mar 24, 2019 11:47
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spank my snatch posted:Kicking
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Mar 24, 2019 11:48
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Who are they avenging anyway? What a dumb premise for a mobie
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Mar 24, 2019 11:55
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yeah why don't we all just kill ourselves
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Mar 24, 2019 11:57
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i prepaid my tickets already
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Mar 24, 2019 11:58
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Yes you dumb bloke
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Mar 24, 2019 12:00
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Superhero films are teaching our kids that the route to being a good person is atop a mountain of corpses. Why can't Thor use his hammer to just fix people's toilets? That would be a real superhero.
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Mar 24, 2019 12:01
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yo for reals i grew up with serial killer video games and all that but putting violence in the intros to happy music like its a way of being, like a way one should aspire to be, is disgusting
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Mar 24, 2019 12:12
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like the intro to starman galaxy or w/e where they are like skipping while murdering, thats hosed up
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Mar 24, 2019 12:13
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Probably. That got funny jokes and stuff to make you laugh nowadays
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Cat Army