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This thread is for picks only. All discussion, debate, and trash talk should be confined to the other thread. As a reminder, you have 24 hours to make your pick or I will make it for you. I try to PM people if it's been more than 12 hours or so (less if they are a serial offender). When you make your pick please include their name, position, school, and a picture or two. 1. Arizona Cardinals a neat cape Nick Bosa, DE/OLB, The Ohio State University 2. San Francisco 49ers Eltoasto Quinnen Williams, DT, Alabama 3. New York Jets Professor Funk Josh Allen, DE/OLB, Kentucky 4. Oakland Raiders Blitz7x Montez Sweat, EDGE, Mississippi St. 5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Ed Oliver, DL, Houston 6. New York Giants GNU Order Kyler Murray, QB, Oklahoma 7. Jacksonville Jaguars zimbomonkey Jonah Williams, OT, Alabama 8. Detroit Lions Acebuckeye13 Brian Burns, Edge, Florida St 9. Buffalo Bills fsif Christian Wilkins, DT, Clemson 10. Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Drew Lock, QB, Missouri 11. Cincinnati Bengals No Irish Need Imply TJ Hockenson, TE, Iowa 12. Green Bay Packers nerve Devin White, LB, LSU 13. Miami Dolphins Catfish Noodlin Dwayne Haskins, QB, The Ohio State University 14. Atlanta Falcons weird Asian candy Rashan Gary, DE, Michigan 15. Washington Redskins Ches Neckbeard D.K. Metcalf, WR, Ole Miss 16. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Jawaan Taylor, OT, Florida 17. New York Giants GNU Order DeAndre Baker, CB, Georgia 18. Minnesota Vikings korrandark Andre Dillard, OT, Washington St 19. Tennessee Titans Demon of the Fall Dexter Lawrence, DT, Clemson 20. Pittsburgh Steelers MY NIGGA D-LINK Devin Bush, ILB, Michigan 21. Seattle Seahawks EmbryoSteve Parris Campbell, WR, The Ohio State University 22. Baltimore Ravens Arkhams Razor N'Keal Harry, WR, Arizona St 23. Houston Texans Sad King Billy Dalton Risner, OT, Kansas St 24. Oakland Raiders (via Bears) Blitz7x Noah Fant, TE, Iowa 25. Philadelphia Eagles ELO Musk Cody Ford, OT/G, Oklahoma 26. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Byron Murphy, CB, Washington 27. Oakland Raiders (via Cowboys) Blitz7x Clelin Ferrell, DE, Clemson 28. Los Angeles Chargers MrLogan Jachai Polite, DE, Florida 29. Kansas City Chiefs SHOAH NUFF Greedy Williams, CB, LSU 30. Green Bay Packers (via Saints) nerve Marquise Brown, WR, Oklahoma 31. Los Angeles Rams play Jeffery Simmons, DT, Mississippi St 32. New England Patriots Docjowles Irv Smith Jr., TE, Alabama Round 2 33. Arizona Cardinals a neat cape Erik McCoy, OG/C, Texas A&M 34. Indianapolis Colts (via Jets) ShakeZula Jerry Tillery, DT, Notre Dame 35. Oakland Raiders Blitz7x AJ Brown, WR, Ole Miss 36. San Francisco 49ers Eltoasto Deebo Samuel, WR, South Carolina 37. New York Giants GNU Order Mack Wilson, LB, Alabama 38. Jacksonville Jaguars zimbomonkey Jaylon Ferguson, Edge, Louisiana Tech 39. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Nasir Adderley, S, Delaware 40. Buffalo Bills fsif Hakeem Butler, WR, Iowa St 41. Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Blake Cashman, LB, Minnesota 42. Cincinnati Bengals No Irish Need Imply Greg Little, OT, Ole Miss 43. Detroit Lions Acebuckeye13 Chris Lindstrom, OL, Boston College 44. Green Bay Packers nerve Josh Jacobs, RB, Alabama 45. Atlanta Falcons weird Asian candy Chauncey Gardner-Johnson, S, Florida 46. Washington Redskins Ches Neckbeard Daniel Jones, QB, Duke 47. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Kelvin Harmon, WR, NC State 48. Miami Dolphins Catfish Noodlin Garrett Bradbury, C, NC State 49. Cleveland Browns Gatts Rock-Ya Sin, CB, Temple 50. Minnesota Vikings korrandark Dre'mont Jones, DT, The Ohio State University 51. Tennessee Titans Demon of the Fall Michael Jordan, OG, The Ohio State University 52. Pittsburgh Steelers MY NIGGA D-LINK Amani Oruwariye, CB, Penn St 53. Philadelphia Eagles (via Baltimore) ELO Musk Deionte Thompson, S, Alabama 54. Houston Texans (from Seattle) Sad King Billy Yodny Cajuste, OT, West Virginia 55. Houston Texans Sad King Billy Amani Hooker, S, Iowa 56. New England Patriots (via Chicago) Docjowles Andy Isabella, WR, UMass 57. Philadelphia Eagles ELO Musk Damien Harris, RB, Alabama 58. Dallas Cowboys Tom Sellout Taylor Rapp, S, Washington 59. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Darnell Savage, S, Maryland 60. Los Angeles Chargers MrLogan Will Grier, QB, West Virginia 61. Kansas City Chiefs SHOAH NUFF Chase Winovich, EDGE, Michigan 62. New Orleans Saints Silly Burrito Terry McLaurin, WR, The Ohio State University 63. Kansas City Chiefs (via Rams) SHOAH NUFF Juan Thornhill, S, Virginia 64. New England Patriots Docjowles Zach Allen, Edge, Boston College Round 3 65. Arizona Cardinals a neat cape Trayvon Mullen, CB, Clemson 66. Pittsburgh Steelers (from Oakland) MY NIGGA D-LINK Miles Boykin, WR, Notre Dame 67. San Francisco 49ers Eltoasto Johnathan Abram, S, Mississippi St 68. New York Jets Professor Funk Elgton Jenkins, C, Mississippi St 69. Jacksonville Jaguars zimbomonkey Jace Sternberger, TE, Texas A&M 70. Tampa Bay Buccaneers wandler20 Miles Sanders, RB, Penn State 71. Denver Broncos 3 DONG HORSE Michael Deiter, G, Wisconsin 72. Cincinnati Bengals No Irish Need Imply Germaine Pratt, LB, NC State 73. New England Patriots (from Detroit) Docjowles Nate Davis, OL, Charlotte 74. Buffalo Bills fsif Devin Singletary, RB, Florida Atlantic 75. Green Bay Packers nerve Julian Love, CB, Notre Dame 76. Washington Redskins Ches Neckbeard Connor McGovern, OG, Penn State 77. Carolina Panthers TheFlyingLlama Oshane Ximines, EDGE, Old Dominion 78. Miami Dolphins Catfish Noodlin Charles Omenihu, DE, Texas 79. Atlanta Falcons weird Asian candy Tytus Howard, OT, Alabama St 80. Cleveland Browns Gatts Dan Godsil, LS, Indiana 81. Minnesota Vikings korrandark JJ Arcega-Whiteside, WR, Stanford 82. Tennessee Titans Demon of the Fall Caleb Wilson, TE, UCLA 83. Pittsburgh Steelers MY NIGGA D-LINK Joe Jackson, DL, Miami 84. Seattle Seahawks EmbryoSteve Austin Bryant, DE, Clemson 85. Baltimore Ravens Arkhams Razor Dru Samia, OG, Oklahoma 86. Houston Texans Sad King Billy Justin Layne, CB, Michigan St 87. Chicago Bears Sad King Billy Joejuan Williams, CB, Vanderbilt 88. Detroit Lions (from Philadelphia) Acebuckeye13 Isaiah Johnson, CB, Houston 89. Indianapolis Colts ShakeZula Riley Ridley, WR, Georgia 90. Dallas Cowboys Tom Sellout LJ Collier, DE, TCU 91. Los Angeles Chargers MrLogan Khalil Hodge, LB, Buffalo 92. Kansas City Chiefs SHOAH NUFF David Montgomery, RB, Iowa St 93. New York Jets (from New Orleans) Professor Funk Emanuel Hall, WR, Missouri 94. Los Angeles Rams Play Darrell Henderson, RB, Memphis 95. New York Giants (from Cleveland via New England) GNU Order Marquise Blair, S, Utah 96. Washington Redskins (compensatory) Ches Neckbeard Anthony Nelson, Edge, Iowa 97. New England Patriots (compensatory) Docjowles Mecole Hardman, WR, Georgia 98. Jacksonville Jaguars [from Rams (compensatory)] zimbomonkey Tyree Jackson, QB, Buffalo 99. Los Angeles Rams (compensatory) Play Max Scharping, OT, Northern Illinois 100. Carolina Panthers (compensatory) TheFlyingLlama Mike Bell, S, Fresno St 101. New England Patriots (compensatory) Docjowles Khalen Saunders, DT, Western Illinois 102. Baltimore Ravens (compensatory) Arkhams Razor Kingsley KeKe, DT, Texas A&M ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Apr 18, 2019 |
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With the first pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Arizona Cardinals select Nick Bosa, DE/OLB, Ohio State
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Mar 25, 2019 04:39
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With the second pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select Quinnen Williams, DT, Alabama Professor Funk and the New York Jets are on the clock
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Mar 26, 2019 03:06
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i do not abide this pick^
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Mar 26, 2019 03:10
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Dont edit mtbppsts gently caress tard
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Mar 26, 2019 03:23
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With the third pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the New York Jets select Josh Allen, DE/OLB, Kentucky    Blitz7x and the Oakland Grudens are on the clock. Professor Funk fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Mar 26, 2019 |
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Mar 26, 2019 04:10
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With the Fourth pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Oakland Raiders under the duress of a No Trade Mock explicitly unplug the phone, answer no texts from the Giants and Bengals looking to trade up and select(reach for) Montez Sweat, EDGE, Miss. St.  wandler20, Arians pt2, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are on the clock
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Mar 26, 2019 04:31
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With the Fifth pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Ed Oliver, DL, Houston. GNU Order and the NY Giants are on the clock.
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Mar 26, 2019 15:29
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With the 6th pick in the NFL Draft, the New York Giants will double check the other picks to confirm that yes, Kyler Murray did in fact just fall into their lap
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Mar 26, 2019 16:04
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With the seventh pick in the draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars select Jonah Williams, T, Alabama.
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Mar 26, 2019 17:48
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With the 8th overall pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions are saying Boo-urns, selecting Brian Burns, EDGE, Florida State University.
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Mar 26, 2019 21:19
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With ninth pick of the draft, the Bills select Christian Wilkins, DT, Clemson.
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Mar 26, 2019 21:57
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With the 10th pick of the draft, the Denver Elways select Drew Lock, QB, Missouri
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Mar 27, 2019 02:24
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bengals take tj hockenson, iowa, te
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Mar 27, 2019 02:34
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packers take devin white
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Mar 27, 2019 03:04
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The Miami Dolphins take Dwayne Haskins, QB, from Ohio State./cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/61084945/usa_today_10518476.0.jpg) Oh, look at that he regrets it already.
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Mar 27, 2019 03:42
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With the 14th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Atlanta Falcons select Rashan Gary, DE, Michigan Ches Neckbeard and the Washington Racists are on the clock! weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Mar 27, 2019 |
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Mar 27, 2019 04:49
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The Racistnames consider their board for a moment deciding that none of those QB's were good anyway besides it's not a problem we've got  Theflyingllama and the Carolina Panthers are on the clock
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Mar 27, 2019 05:02
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Carolina selects Jawaan Taylor OT, Florida GNU Order and the Giants are up
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Mar 27, 2019 07:41
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With the whatever number pick in this draft the Esteemed New York Giants select cornerback DeAndre Baker
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Mar 27, 2019 21:33
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The Minnesota Vikings select Andre Dillard, Offensive Tackle from Washington State
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Mar 27, 2019 22:36
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With the 19th pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Tennessee Titans select Dexter Lawrence, DL, Clemson The Steelers are now on the clock.
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Mar 27, 2019 22:54
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With the 20th pick in the 2019 TFF Goon NFL draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select Devin Bush, ILB Michigan Wolverines EmbryoSteve and the Seahawks are on the clock
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Mar 28, 2019 00:21
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with such a deep defensive draft, the inability to trade down, and doug baldwin possibly dead The Seattle Seahawks reach for in traditional Seahawks fashion: Parris Campbell, WR Ohio State  hybrid WR/RB break the tables for the continuation of smash mouth football
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Mar 28, 2019 16:00
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With the 22nd pick of the NFL Draft, the Baltimore Ravens select N'Keal Harry, WR, Arizona State Sad King Billy and the Houston Texans are on the clock.
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Mar 28, 2019 20:06
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With the 23rd pick of the NFL Draft, the Houston Texans select Dalton Risner Offensive Line Kansas State Blitz7x and the Oakland Raiders are now on the clock.
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Mar 28, 2019 20:17
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With the 24th pick in the Goon Mock NFL draft, the Oakland Raiders pick Noah Fant, TE Iowa ELO Musk and the Philadelphia Eagles are on the clock
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Mar 28, 2019 20:24
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With the 25th pick in the Goon Mock NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles pick Cody Ford, OT/G, Oklahoma
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Mar 28, 2019 23:35
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With the 26th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Byron Murphy, CB, Washington You're never gonna believe this, but Blitz7k and the Oakland Raiders are on the clock
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Mar 29, 2019 00:48
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With the 27th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select Clelin Ferrell, DE, Clemson MrLogan and the LA Chargers are up
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Mar 29, 2019 05:11
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With the 28th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the San Diego Chargers of Los Angeles select Jachai Polite, DE, Florida. Kansas City Chiefs & SHOAH NUFF are on the clock.
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Mar 29, 2019 17:33
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With the 29th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Chiefs select Greedy Williams, CB, LSU
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Mar 29, 2019 17:44
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Withthe 30th overall pick the Packers change course from adding to their defense and select Marquise Brown, WR, Oklahoma
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Mar 29, 2019 18:00
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I thought about Josh Jacobs or Garret Bradbury or Johnathan Abram here but instead the Rams will choose Jeffery Simmons, DT, Mississippi State
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Mar 29, 2019 21:51
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Unable to trade back to stockpile even more 2nd and 3rd rounders, with the 32nd pick of the 2019 Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select Irv Smith Jr., TE, Alabama. When asked how he plans to handle the competition in the AFC East, he submitted this photo. That concludes an exciting round 1! Arizona and a neat cape are back on the clock.
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Mar 30, 2019 01:46
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With the first pick in the 2nd round, the Arizona Cardinals select Erik McCoy, OG/C, Texas A&M Colts and ShakeZula are on the clock
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Mar 30, 2019 02:12
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With the 34th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Jerry Tillery, DT, Notre Dame Blitz7k and the Oakland Raiders are on the clock
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Mar 30, 2019 03:06
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With the 35th Pick int he 2019 Goon Draft, the Las Vegas Raiders select AJ Brown, WR, Ole Miss The 49ers and Eltoasto are up
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Mar 30, 2019 03:11
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As a lifelong and dedicated Niners fan, with the 36th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the San Francisco 49ers select Deebo Samuel, WR, South Carolina
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Mar 30, 2019 06:16
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The New York FOotball Giants awaken from their hotel room, surrounded by the excesses of the previous night's debauchery. Round one of the draft had gone too well, and the celebration had been raucous. As the war room fills, nobody makes eye contact with anybody else. The clock is ticking, everybody is late, and the energy in the room is tapped completely. The draft card is hastily scrawled out by whatever intern can still work a pen, and Mack Wilson, Alabama comes off the board.
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