2019 Goon Draft PICKS THREAD

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ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

The Jacksonville Jaguars select Jaylon Ferguson, Edge, Louisiana Tech

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:38

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

With the 39th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Nasir Adderley, DB, Delaware.

fsif and the Buffalo Bills are on the clock.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 18:29

fsif: Jul 18, 2003

With the 40th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Buffalo Bills select Hakeem Butler, WR, Iowa State.

# ? Apr 1, 2019 18:39

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

With the 41st pick of the draft, the Denver Broncos select Blake Cashman, LB, Minnesota.

# ? Apr 2, 2019 12:24

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Bengals take Greg Little, OT, Ole Miss. Here's looking at you, kid.

# ? Apr 2, 2019 20:56

Oberst: May 24, 2010; Fertilizing threads since 2010

Pissburgh sucks

edit wait wrong thread

# ? Apr 2, 2019 23:23

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER; Ultra Carp

With the 43rd overall pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Detroit Lions select Chris Lindstrom, OL, Boston College.

# ? Apr 3, 2019 05:09

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Packers take Josh Jacobs, RB, Alabama if nobody else will

# ? Apr 3, 2019 16:21

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

With the 45th overall pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Atlanta Falcons reaaaaaaaaaaaaally want to select Rock Ya-Sin on name alone but instead select Chauncey Gardner Johnson, DB, Florida.

# ? Apr 3, 2019 17:59

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

With the 46th overall pick in the 2019 Goon Mock the Washington Racistnames remember that Alex Smith is most likely dead shrug and select Daniel Jones QB, Duke

# ? Apr 3, 2019 20:32

TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

with the 47th pick Carolina goes full homer and takes Kelvin Harmon, WR North Carolina State University

Catfish Noodlin and the dolphins are up

# ? Apr 3, 2019 23:04

Hamhandler: Aug 9, 2008; [I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.

With the 48th pick, the Dolphins are going to take Garrett Bradbury, Center from NC State.

You can't outrun a draft selection even with a 97th percentile 40 time for a linemen, Garrett.

I sure hope Gatts is paying attention for the Browns first pick, because they're both on the clock.

# ? Apr 3, 2019 23:14

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

With the 49th pick the Cleveland Browns select Rock-Ya Sin, CB from Temple. Korrandark and the Vikings are on the clock

Gatts fucked around with this message at 10:33 on Apr 4, 2019

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korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

With the 50th pick, the Minnesota Vikings select Dre'mont Jones DT Ohio State.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 12:18

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

With the 51st pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Tennessee Titans select G Michael Jordan, Ohio State.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 13:56

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

At pick #52, the Steelers select CB Amani Oruwariye, Penn State

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Diqnol: May 10, 2010

With the 53rd pick of the 2019 Goon NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Deionte Thompson, S, Alabama

# ? Apr 4, 2019 17:05

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 54th pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans select Yodny Cajuste OT West Virginia

# ? Apr 4, 2019 18:14

Sad King Billy: Jan 27, 2006; Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

With the 55th pick in the 2019 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans select Amani Hooker Safety Iowa.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 18:18

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

Because Tommy Needs Weapons, with the 56th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the New England Patriots select Andy Isabella, WR, UMass.

Docjowles fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Apr 4, 2019

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Diqnol: May 10, 2010

With the 57th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select Damien Harris, RB, Alabama after picking someone that had already been selected. Whoops.

Diqnol fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Apr 4, 2019

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

With the 58th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Cowboys select Taylor Rapp, safety, Washington.

# ? Apr 4, 2019 21:21

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 59th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Indianapolis Colts get in on this safety action and select Darnell Savage, S, Maryland

MrLogan and the LA Chargers are on the clock

# ? Apr 5, 2019 00:59

MrLogan: Feb 4, 2004; Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

With the 60th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the San Diego Chargers of Los Angeles select Will Grier, QB, West Virginia University.

Kansas City Chiefs & SHOAH NUFF are on the clock.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 13:35

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

With the 61st pick the Chiefs select Chase Winovich, EDGE, Michigan

Silly Burrito and the Saints are up

# ? Apr 5, 2019 13:46

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

With the 62nd pick, the New Orleans Saints decide to continue the tradition of having every single Ohio State player that they can and draft:

Terry McLaurin, WR, Ohio State Buckeyes

It worked out decently well the last time we got an Ohio State WR in the second round. :shrug:

Shoah Nuff and the Chiefs are back up.

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Apr 5, 2019

# ? Apr 5, 2019 14:46

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

With the 63rd pick the Chiefs take Juan Thornhill, S, Virginia.

Docjowles and the Patriots are up

# ? Apr 5, 2019 16:37

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

With the 64th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft, the Patriots make another homer selection in Zach Allen, EDGE, Boston College.

a neat cape and the Cardinals are back up.

# ? Apr 5, 2019 18:11

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

With the 65th pick in the 2019 Goon Draft the Arizona Cardinals select Trayvon Mullen, CB, Clemson

MY NIGGA D-LINK and the Pittsburgh Steelers are on the clock

# ? Apr 6, 2019 17:12

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

With the 2nd pick in round 3 of the 2019 goon draft, the Steelers select Miles Boykin WR, Notre Dame

# ? Apr 6, 2019 17:23

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

With the 67th pick in the goon draft, the Niners select Johnathan Abram, S, Mississippi State

# ? Apr 6, 2019 21:59

Professor Funk: Aug 4, 2008; WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

(Probably) Making history, the New York Jets will take C Elgton Jenkins, Mississippi State, thereby marking the first time ever that two Mississippi State players are taken with consecutive picks in the draft (again, probably).