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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2019 Goon Draft PICKS THREAD
 
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Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
The Miami Dolphins take Dwayne Haskins, QB, from Ohio State.



Oh, look at that he regrets it already.

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Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
With the 48th pick, the Dolphins are going to take Garrett Bradbury, Center from NC State.



You can't outrun a draft selection even with a 97th percentile 40 time for a linemen, Garrett.

I sure hope Gatts is paying attention for the Browns first pick, because they're both on the clock.

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Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
The Miami Dolphins are going to pick Texas DE Charles Omenihu.



It's weird Asian candy and the Falcons up next.

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