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don’t you think we’ve posted enough?
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2019 22:29 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:48 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:butter my poast this makes me feel something
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 20:13 |
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2019 08:30 |
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here’s a post: YOSPOS[edit] A sublimely unfunny forum for computer nerds to parrot FYAD memes from 2006, repost cat pictures from 4chan, and talk about how much they love Apple. Seriously, these dudes really love Apple and aren't afraid to admit it. Linux? That's for hippies and "poors" (YOSPOS slang for anyone whose Daddy isn't paying off their student loans for them). Windows? More like WinBLOWS amirite. They're also not afraid to be really unfunny. Basically the result of aspies reading FYAD for a month and taking a whole bunch of ridiculously complicated overwrought notes the entire time. It's like one of those episodes of Family Matters where Urkel decides to dress like Public Enemy to impress some floozy at the high school, only without the happy ending where Urkel realizes what a tard he's been. God this forum is the worst. The presence of YOSPOS on the forums is a massive troll to all FYAD Posters. So on February the 1st a war was purposed it was simple. FYAD Moderators would continue to probate YOSPOS posters until Lowtax deleted YOSPOS. Which never happend and a majority of the moderators got their permissions taken away, but not banned. Because Lowtax would suck FYAD's dick if it had one Disregard the above, it was written by a butthurt YOSPOSter. In actuality, YOSPOS loving blows. A few YOSPOS superstars tried to post in FYAD and all the Idiot Kings repeatedly probated every single one of them for two months, in six hour increments (the maximum length a moderator can probate someone for without admin approval) until finally some IK figured out how to probate YOSPOS Superstars who hadn't posted in FYAD, and then the Idiot Kings rotated and the new batch didn't give a poo poo. Disregard the above, it was written by one of the 8 people still visiting FYAD. Hitler hahahahh! Left with boring blog threads and ironic anime sigs, FYAD posters spend most of their time reading the other forums and complaining about how unfunny they are. lmao go back *deletedelete* bakc to GBS
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 00:37 |
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e: thought it hadn’t posted but it had
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 00:50 |
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the encyclopaedia dramatica (it came up when I was looking for the third best website in the world encyclopaedia metallium) entry for something is very long and very very angey
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 00:53 |
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DiggityDoink posted:posting before i go to bed, just in case i dont get a chance to post again https://giant.gfycat.com/JadedFatherlyGreyhounddog.webm
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 10:41 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2019 18:20 |
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saying post like mira sorvino says it when she says post it’s in romy and michelles high school reunion
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2019 17:38 |
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good poo poo mate I have some life bureaucracy to get done. I don’t want to, but I should. tonight so I don’t need to do it tomorrow night
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2019 07:43 |
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home sick from work posting absolutely lost my voice. bad look lol
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2019 21:34 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I just loving hate computers.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 10:00 |
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poo machine
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2019 06:55 |
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wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssup
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 09:37 |
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only until i make a friend
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 13:33 |
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 08:46 |
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expands I suppose
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 09:09 |
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mesalazine is a strong anti inflammatory for inflammatory bowel disorders like crones or ulcerative colitis and that’s one of the delivery methods that for the patient may be more effective than the tablets or suppositories or enemas
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 09:11 |
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be sweet if mdma came like that
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2020 09:12 |
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well that was true but now it isn’t
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 05:38 |
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before you post always ask yourself : a rhetorical question
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 05:17 |
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fuccck
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2021 17:42 |
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 15:05 |
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whatsup friend thers a doctor in town called rod kirkwood and i thought drat what a clint eastwood of a name, so I swapped it around because rodwood is funny
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 16:32 |
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President Beep posted:land of the free my rear end. im purposely choosing to read this as if there is a land where there is free (and presumably ample) "my rear end" (beeps rear end) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 00:36 |
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i’ll be your wing man post
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2022 09:29 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:ate a bunch of refried beans and hot sauce last night. now I'm posting!! turn on your monitor
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2022 19:59 |
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dare u 2 post
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 04:03 |
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I respect your restraint
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 08:19 |
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I should probably start the stupid fuckin course so I can dispense paxlovid to people without a prescription but I can't be hosed and instead I will post
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2022 23:35 |
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pasting some stuff about bambi sleep Why Bambi Sleep and similar programs should be illegal Not my Writing, saw on another sub, thought it should be posted here I AM MAKING THIS POST OUT OF A CONCERN FOR OTHER USERS’ HEALTH. I AM NOT TRYING TO ATTACK BAMBI SLEEP, IT OFFERS A SERVICE. I AM TRYING TO EDUCATE ON THE HEALTH EFFECTS OF THIS SERVICE. I FOUND BAMBI SLEEP LISTED INNOCUOUSLY AMONG OTHER “SOFT” SISSY PORN AND I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE EFFECTS OF IT. I AM TELLING YOU THE EFFECTS. These specific hypnosis tracks consist of extremely similar techniques and methods that were used in infamous and disgusting brainwashing tactics employed by infamously awful institutions and organizations, perhaps most infamously by the experimental treatments meant to “cure homosexuality”, which are currently ILLEGAL DUE TO BEING EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. In relation to the aforementioned and now illegal homosexual hypnotherapy: it was barred because it produced profoundly negative emotional effects; depression, self-loathe, identity crisis, etc... This is a warning, Bambi Sleep is potentially extremely dangerous and detrimental to not only your sex/masturbation life but also your fundamental personality, mental well being, and every day life. None of this is exaggeration, there are hundreds of people on the Discord server who praise this product for the reasons listed below, and even more people talking about how this ruined their life. I love sissy porn, and I love even being a sissy, and encourage people to seek that lifestyle if they want that. But there’s a limit, even if you are publicly crossdressing and sleeping with every other guy, there’s a limit to this. I’m trying to tell you this is the limit. This is actual, genuine brainwashing. I’m not playing make pretend, this is dangerous. If you do not know, Bambi Sleep is a serious brainwashing audio series. It employs very effective and very dangerous suggestive implanting techniques that actually can be very harmful. The whole premise of the series is that it sets up an alter ego for yourself called “Bambi” that’s essentially a dumb bimbo gently caress toy. What’s the problem, you say, that sounds great! That’s what I thought too. I have a very questionable sexuality and I’m really into sissification,but this literally loving changes who you are. It locks you into this “Bambi” personality and you cannot escape it. I literally could recognize that I was not in control of what I was doing at certain points and it was awful. I had listened to this nearly every day for 6 days, I started on the 5th of Feb and ended on the 11th. I cannot remember much of the 10th and 11th. These files are just as bad if not worse than heavy drug use. It is dangerous for your brain’s Motor functions. By implementing layered and suggestive audio, while in your “Bambi” state it lowers your IQ significantly. Obviously there’s not s lot of Research on some porno sissy audio tracks but I’ve heard “IQ of 85” thrown around multiple times. This is retardation levels. While in my “Bambi” state (which is very hard to leave” I could barely loving do basic tasks, typing at work was out of the question, cooking and reading was drat near impossible. Bambi Sleep is recommended to be listened to while you sleep, and the reason being when you “sleep” you’re actually awake, just in and out of your Bambi persona. I am very confused on what I have done the last week because I have gone to sleep in normal sleeping clothes and woken up in my “sissy clothes”. Your sissy clothes are trained to be linked with your Bambi state based off of the lessons. Trust me, I’ve had a lot of pleasure from these tapes, but that’s what’s so loving damning about it. It rewards your brain for shutting itself off with huge blasts of dopamine and orgasmic pleasure. My work performance has been abysmal this past week because I have trouble typing, wording out sentences, even losing my balance when I walk. I’ve heard of people talk about hallucinations, no doubt spured on by insomnia. Based on the triggers set up by the audios I would have random moments in work where I felt like I wasn’t there, like I was trapped between “Bambi” and myself. I’d have a loving raging, HURTING hard on and my mouth would fill up with saliva. My thought process would legitimately slow down substantially. Using this even once I would say is extremely dangerous, and using it long term is near suicidal. I do not think it is out of the question to eventually develop a sense of chronic depression because during the day you arent Bambi. On the Bambi Sleep discord I’ve seen people miss work for multiple days so they can have a marathon. It’s scary. Finishing this up, I am horribly aware that this sounds like a lovely creepypasta at worst, and something you want to experience at best. It is neither of those things. When I heard someone describing how much of a “dumb slut” it makes you I couldn’t wait to listen, sounded super hot! But it is legitimately a life changing program, and not for the better. I liked jacking off to sissy hypno and loving thinking about dicks and lingerie here and there but this loving i HORRIFYING. I have never felt more alone and horrified than when I was having a loving orgasm listening to this because I couldn’t loving control myself and I felt like I was screaming inside my own head. This is a very serious warning, stick to other amateur sissy hypno, because this is not something to be toyed around with lightly, and potentially has very serious long term effects. I am/was mentally healthy, I had an above average IQ score, and this was extremely detrimental to me. I am not saying that listening to this once every week or two will give these results, but I highly advise against ever touching it. Simply due to how addictive it is and can be and due to the unforeseen Sabotage it can have on your subconscious. I’m writing this on the 14th because even though I stopped on the 11th I still felt “out of it” for the 12th and 13th.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 11:12 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:as a completely mentally normal individual, let me tell you about how I destroyed my entire psyche jacking off to sissification fetish hypnosis. it could happen to anyone! i’m genuinely curious about the legitimacy of this. (from a totally morbid curiosity point of view, the concept is wholly unappealing) there’s a few people claiming it’s life ruining. on the sub reddit people make claims of it ruining their life or about having these long periods of disconnect from this distinct personality etc, and the replies are all like “good bambi yes” or some such as if it’s some self sustaining mind perverting phenomenon it’s one of the more hosed up things I’ve ever come across, and totally terrified of it.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2022 21:52 |
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2022 03:34 |
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I had a crisis of conscience before I posted it fearing that giving it some air would mean some poor bastard from here would go have a listen just to see what it’s all about and then bang infernal machines lapses into bimbo for 4 hours each night, gets a 1200cc boob job and starts a twitter account called internal machines
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2022 08:02 |
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Roosevelt posted:it could happen to any one of us really even you
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2022 21:01 |
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if hypnosis is real can it be used for good? and are there different levels of trance? also I’ve often wondered if really charismatic speakers are knowingly or unknowingly tapping into the same thing apparently being in the company of the dali llama is incredible and he makes you feel like the most important person in the world , because of the full attention he gives wonder if any of these things are related it’s not to difficult to argue that free will doesn’t exist, and these phenomenon are interesting to me because it points to an ability for others to have far more influence over you than it first seems. potential for it anyway or maybe hypnosis and our ability to be persuaded are different things idk. just posting
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2022 22:33 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:48 |
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although it basically is
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