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May 6, 2024 15:57
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- alnilam
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I started sitting because it was the only way I could get a break at my first job
That was 10 years ago
Can't hardly get a drat bathroom break but the sitters at work get to go out for five minutes every hour, pisses me off. I know one guy who tried to pretend just to get the breaks and when they never saw him at the bench they fired him for "insubordination"
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Mar 29, 2019 00:34
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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out of time, i'll have to finish this one later
*folds up camping chair and tucks it behind my ear*
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Mar 29, 2019 00:39
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- google THIS
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out of time, i'll have to finish this one later
*folds up camping chair and tucks it behind my ear*
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Mar 29, 2019 01:18
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- vanisher
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I hope hamjobs is doing okay
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Mar 29, 2019 01:36
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- City of Glompton
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she just went out to buy some chairs i'm sure she'll be back soon
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 29, 2019 01:53
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- alnilam
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they're so drat restrictive these days with the outdoors this and tm twenty feet from a building that, it's like you gotta go into the drat woods and sit on a fallen log, hell they'll probably bust you for that too if it's public land
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Mar 29, 2019 02:19
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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out of time, i'll have to finish this one later
*folds up camping chair and tucks it behind my ear*
lol'd
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Mar 29, 2019 04:29
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- City of Glompton
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my neighbor taught his dog to sit, i mean, is that hosed up or what? what is wrong with people
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 29, 2019 05:17
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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hosed up if true
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Mar 29, 2019 05:20
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- City of Glompton
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sitting is such a disgusting habit and i'm trying hard to quit. i've been going to sitting cessation classes and i have to say it's nice not to smell like microfiber and febreze anymore. i'm even saving up the change i no longer lose in the couch to go on a vacation!
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 29, 2019 05:23
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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she just went out to buy some chairs i'm sure she'll be back soon
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Mar 29, 2019 05:32
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- City of Glompton
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Used to be you just sat in a chair, and sure maybe you got hemorrhoids eventually, but it was cool. Now kids these days have all these fruity chaise lounges and figure they can just lounge around anywhere on them. Like, we get it, you recline. Well enjoy it while it lasts, because they're going to ban that too next.
cool guys w/mods like minifridges in the arms, speakers in the headrests, vibrating heated massage backs, etc all competing to see who can recline back the furthest
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Mar 29, 2019 05:32
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- Dads Dip Cup
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*young boy putting things in locker and shutting the door as another kid in a rolling chair rolls over to him from off screen*
"hey, kid. want one?" *pointing towards group of extremely 80s teens wearing jean jackets and sunglasses indoors sitting around next to an empty chair*
"c'mon man, everyone's doin' it. what are ya, chicken?"
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Mar 29, 2019 06:06
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- FlaxAxis
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sup #entitlitos
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started sitting back in high school because I thought it was cool
now I just do it to take the edge off, definitely wasn't worth the lumbar problems
I have no self control, so I try not to get a whole chair
but they stopped selling loose stools at the gas station around the corner...
thinkin I might go get hypnotized. seemed to work for my brother in law.
e: fixed it
FlaxAxis fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Mar 29, 2019
vanisher = sig champ
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Mar 29, 2019 06:18
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- super sweet best pal
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This is a sitless office, please do not insult our standing desks with your tall chair.
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Mar 29, 2019 10:01
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- super sweet best pal
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R.E.M. doing anti-sitting PSAs with their song.
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Mar 29, 2019 10:07
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- Android Blues
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uber driver rolls up, i step inside and ask "do you mind if i sit in here?"
he sighs and rolls down the window next to me
"as a reminder, please note that the no sitting light will be on for the duration of the flight. it is a federal crime to sit in the lavatory"
ayo can i cop a squat man? I'll get you back I swear
Sneaking outside with no jacket during the family Christmas party to use the porch rocker, hoping Aunt May doesn't notice.
A group of teenagers hanging out outside Sofa Express for no apparent reason, sizing up everyone who walks in.
movie scene has a period correct 1970's newsroom
"hah, wow. can you imagine working in an environment like that?! everyone is sitting down. inside!"
Health teacher: This is what a healthy butt looks like...(click-whirrrrr-rrrrr-click)...and this is a sitter's butt.
eyeing the sitters outside the house party with jealousy while quietly popping a chairtix
I loving love squatting. So much better and healthier than sitting. I actually never picked up sitting, just went straight to squatting.
out of time, i'll have to finish this one later
*folds up camping chair and tucks it behind my ear*
they're so drat restrictive these days with the outdoors this and tm twenty feet from a building that, it's like you gotta go into the drat woods and sit on a fallen log, hell they'll probably bust you for that too if it's public land
my neighbor taught his dog to sit, i mean, is that hosed up or what? what is wrong with people
i hear there's an orangutan in Malaysia that sits all day for the tourists
sitting is such a disgusting habit and i'm trying hard to quit. i've been going to sitting cessation classes and i have to say it's nice not to smell like microfiber and febreze anymore. i'm even saving up the change i no longer lose in the couch to go on a vacation!
oh my god this thread is so good
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Mar 29, 2019 12:51
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- alnilam
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as a sitter it always drives me nuts that older airplanes still have seats in them, even in the bathroom
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Mar 29, 2019 13:34
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- alnilam
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Don't sit regularly but i occasionally splurge and enjoy a nice long sit on a big fancy chair. Cuban Rockers are the best but they're so hard to get
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Mar 29, 2019 14:52
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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if people want to sit outside by themselves, that's their business. i do get annoyed when they leave their butts laying around though
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Mar 29, 2019 15:31
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- Finger Prince
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as a sitter it always drives me nuts that older airplanes still have seats in them, even in the bathroom
It's actually a legal requirement to put a seat in the toilet, so in case someone does try to sit in there (even though they aren't supposed to), they don't sit on the garbage flap. It's because way back, someone sat in the lav and nobody noticed until it was too late, and suddenly the whole aircraft was engulfed in sitting and like everyone died because they couldn't get out (because they were all comfortably seated). Tragic.
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Mar 29, 2019 16:14
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- google THIS
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Lawmakers are considering relaxing our public no-sitting laws, so some of us are organizing a smoke-in.
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Mar 30, 2019 00:09
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May 6, 2024 15:57
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Lawmakers are considering relaxing our public no-sitting laws, so some of us are organizing a smoke-in.
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Mar 30, 2019 00:23
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