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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

“well yeah right now, sure, but adobe's working on it, it's way too popular for apple to just ignore it forever"

i used to think this too. :kiddo:

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url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Sagebrush posted:

when the first ipad came out a guy i knew bought two of them on day one bc he was a flash developer and he was like "mailing companies an ipad with my portfolio on it will be an incredible way to show off my interactive work!!"

i asked him -- didn't steve jobs say that he doesn't like flash? and there is no flash on ios?

and he said "well yeah right now, sure, but adobe's working on it, it's way too popular for apple to just ignore it forever"

i wonder how he's doing

I heard that conversation too many times to count.
Poor bastards

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
.butt

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
flash kind of did an own-goal by promoting itself use in for lovely banner ads

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
filename: .patch

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
.org

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
dank.nug

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
.bat (w/ ansi.sys support)

moonshine is......
Feb 21, 2007

metallica_enter_sandman.mp3.exe

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
bonzai_buddy.txt

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k
xlsm

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k

you can run a company with it, you can hack a company with it

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!

url posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7AraMx18T0

.swf was always meant to be the extension to rule them all

I'm not sure if this is an official video for shockwave. But part of my heart tells me that it is.

animist
Aug 28, 2018

pram posted:

clearly files should use the reverse dns notation for maximum verbosity

com.somethingawful.forums.yospos.funny_images.thread_12.previous_deleted_due_to_fischmech_stymie_argument.vaporwave.old_computer.apng

sometimes i like to imagine fantastical alternate universes, utter impossibilities that boggle the mind.

like, what if DNS was the other way around

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
.exe it does everything gosh am I trapped in a thread with a bunch of grandmas or something

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

animist posted:

sometimes i like to imagine fantastical alternate universes, utter impossibilities that boggle the mind.

like, what if DNS was the other way around

isn't that how dns is in arabic :colbert:

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

WilWheaton posted:

I'm not sure if this is an official video for shockwave. But part of my heart tells me that it is.

tbh, i just wanna know if MS paid the original Flash movie studio for lifting the hotdog theme.

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Kilometres Davis posted:

you can run a company with it, you can hack a company with it

i don't know if it still holds water, but in the early days of HFT, i was told of pedestal servers (dual width e-ATX types) being common requirements for traders in stock exchanges because the excel files were hairy as gently caress and connected to each other in stupid ways, and had grown to multi gigabytes.

So yeah, you can run (or at least trade) all the companies on it

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
eatthewhole.rear end

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Sagebrush posted:

when the first ipad came out a guy i knew bought two of them on day one bc he was a flash developer and he was like "mailing companies an ipad with my portfolio on it will be an incredible way to show off my interactive work!!"

i asked him -- didn't steve jobs say that he doesn't like flash? and there is no flash on ios?

and he said "well yeah right now, sure, but adobe's working on it, it's way too popular for apple to just ignore it forever"

i wonder how he's doing

it's cool that the iphone was kind of the deathblow for flash.

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord
bitches.pls.zip.069.7z.torrent.tar.gz

VitoVan
May 11, 2019

I love my computer more than anyone! Holy fuck!
.asd

burning swine
May 26, 2004



DESCENT.HOG

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock


am

burning swine
May 26, 2004



nice I killed this thread for a good long time

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
the best file extension is:



all of my fav programs have that extension

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

.beep

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
.xls, on a file that actually contains html

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

.png but the ones made by fireworks which retained vector and layer info

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
.wad

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i will brook no contrary notion

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

.plan
.diz
.cum

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

lol

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe

Ruffian Price posted:

forums.somethingawful.exe

https://www.command.com

PineappleGod
Feb 12, 2008
The Pineapple God has returned
guy.brush as in guybrush threepwood yarr

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

.tif and/or .tiff

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

.fits is good too

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


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Feral Integral posted:

I was always curious what the process is like for registering file names. At my last job we used a third party that took care of purchase/registrations. any experts can weigh in on this?

it’s me. paypal me $10k and i’ll get it in

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


for an additional $10k i can give you access to our premium character set

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


did you know that you can do anything with xml? it’s true

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