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Pete Buttigieg. This is a name that extrudes many thoughts, thoughts of butts, thoughts of chickens. Buttigieg is gay, and I am gay. What else should Democratic primary voters know about Pete? -Child of two Notre Dame professors -High school student body president, straight A student (dork) -Harvard alumni -Rhodes scholar / Oxford -Mayor of South Bend, Indiana -Naval Intelligence officer in Afghanistan -Lover of Chick-fil-A® sandwiches and the musical Hamilton -Down to earth and extremely relatable -Knows 7 languages, including draconic Here's a very long and comprehensive profile in Current Affairs about Pete Buttigieg and why he must be destroyed if you would like more details on the above points. It's clear that the man may be shaping up to be a new and improved Beto, spawned from a fresh batch of vat-grown reptilian shapeshifters. And I believe he will likely become a serious contender in the primary - because he is what Beto could not be; somewhat charismatic, genuinely intelligent, and coming across as progressive to the average dumb dumb while not at all dangerous to the political and economic status quo, which will most assuredly doom this demon cracker nation.  Anyway, this is the thread to discuss how you're gay for Pete, developments in his campaign, and video screencaps that reveal his true form.
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he succs
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Mar 30, 2019 01:38
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You had me at butt.
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Mar 30, 2019 01:40
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not gonna lie he's pretty cute
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Mar 30, 2019 01:41
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What, nothing about how to pronounce his name? (It's Bud-krieg)
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Mar 30, 2019 01:42
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Pete wants you to know he was happy just following orders and to -R E S P E K- the vets https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1111743745303576576 Pete wants you to know we now -R E S P E K- the vets very much, not like those olds who did not do the -R E S P E K-
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Mar 30, 2019 01:43
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https://twitter.com/petebuttigieg/status/914863875979345922
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Mar 30, 2019 01:43
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YaketySass posted:What, nothing about how to pronounce his name? (It's Bud-krieg) in each and every person's heart, we know how to pronounce the name, booty-gig (pbuh)
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Mar 30, 2019 01:44
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He's like the platonic ideal of succ
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Its pretty amazing even the most whitebread of succdem is literally a pro-murder-the-bad-brown-people type of guy
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Mar 30, 2019 01:47
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really queer Christmas posted:he succs
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Mar 30, 2019 01:47
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Elephanthead posted:You had me at butt.
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Mar 30, 2019 01:50
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I really need everyone to read the Current Affairs piece in the OP Mayor Pete is an amoral psychopath 2020 gonna rule
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:I really need everyone to read the Current Affairs piece in the OP yeah I can't overstate how good and worth your time it is. it's funny too so it doesn't feel as long as it is. read it!!! the false modesty part was incredible
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Mar 30, 2019 01:53
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i actually didn't know what McKinsey & Company was before reading that article and looked it up afterwards, holy lol this guy worked for some real bad guys. blackwater for white collar consultants
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Mar 30, 2019 01:56
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buttgreg
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Mar 30, 2019 02:21
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real missed opportunity not having the op be goatse
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Mar 30, 2019 02:24
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i'm a former troop and this guy fuckin sucks
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Mar 30, 2019 02:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP_tC2dYX3o
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Mar 30, 2019 02:27
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Pete Buttigieg is an anagram of Beige Getup Tit.
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Mar 30, 2019 02:30
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booty judge
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Mar 30, 2019 02:30
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i hate him.
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Mar 30, 2019 02:34
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literally Sexx Tricker
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pete's bold policy agenda includes modeling US policing after the israeli ethnic cleansing in palestine as well as adopting israeli settlement construction as the future of american urban renewal
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Mar 30, 2019 02:37
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THS posted:yeah I can't overstate how good and worth your time it is. it's funny too so it doesn't feel as long as it is. read it!!!
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redneck nazgul posted:i'm a former troop and this guy fuckin sucks lol one of my best friends is a gay and a former troop and he’s fuckin livid that some of our other friends are considering buttigieg
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Mar 30, 2019 03:07
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while this video has described nearly every politician, it can't be understated how it loving nails the butt mayor.
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Mar 30, 2019 03:37
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Guttibieg
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Mar 30, 2019 03:40
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yang loving sucks too
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Mar 30, 2019 05:00
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Pulcinella di Bund posted:yang loving sucks too lol look at this guy being wrong
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Mar 30, 2019 05:37
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Mister Fister posted:lol look at this guy being wrong leave the thread and cspam pls
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Mar 30, 2019 05:45
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Mister Fister posted:lol look at this guy being wrong ugh
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Mar 30, 2019 05:47
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Pulcinella di Bund posted:yang loving sucks too Yang rules
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Mar 30, 2019 05:49
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Jewel Repetition posted:Yang rules
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Mar 30, 2019 05:52
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Jeb!
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Mar 30, 2019 05:53
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last night i had a dream that i was grilling eels and the eels had these thin white worms wriggling all over it, like thin maggots, and i grabbed the eel with my hands to put it on the pan and i started getting the thin white worms wriggling in my skin, it was contagious, like there'd be three on my arm, a few on my thigh, and i was trying to pop them out of my skin and pick them out, but there were too many of them anyway the point here is that Yang is a stupid candidate for stupid people
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MaxxBot posted:Jeb!
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