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mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
I left my son's baby blanket on a plane. An agent said if it were a phone, the cleanup crew would have put it on the shelf for left-behind items. They don't put baby blankets on the shelf for left-behind items. They throw them in the trash.

You can find second-hand baby blankets, in many colors and styles, on eBay.

This thread is about something you lost. Also Customer Feedback Forms, substitutes that aren't good enough, and those people who cloned their pet Brahman bull.

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mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
If you forget your lunch on the train, it belongs to whoever sits down next to it. But nobody wants to sit there, and nobody wants to eat the lunch. Everybody thinks the same thing. What if there is something wrong with the lunch?

Before they saw the lunch, nobody had ever heard of lunch tampering. There has never been a plot to poison a lunch and leave it on a train. But now there is. This lunch is part of the plot. Do not eat the poisoned lunch.

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