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All public servants should be paid higher salaries imo. Shame this is really really unpopular so it will never happen.
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FiftySeven posted:They have been popping up on my recommends too, as far as I can see they seem to be trying to be as objective as possible which is fair enough. Its actually pretty useful to keep up with the amount of bullshit that has been happening in the past 2 weeks or so, its honestly blink and you miss it right now. Annoyingly they have been popping up next the God awful Sun Newspapers youtube videos on the same subjects for me.
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Capitalism isn’t so bad, we should reduce taxes on the rich because otherwise they’ll leave the country and what would we do without their money?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXGtMkKnpCM AWAKEN, MY MPS, AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BREXIT. KNOW THAT I AM THE OVERMAY, THE ETERNAL WILL OF THE PEOPLE, AND THAT YOU HAVE BEEN ELECTED TO VOTE FOR MY DEAL.
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The total absence of anything related to Brexit from tomorrow's Mail and Express is deeply lol
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British April Fool's jokes have been banned this year under an archaic parliamentary order, amid warnings the public can no longer tell the difference between reality and farce. The statute from 1653 states that the issuing of false reports is strictly prohibited and punishable by the splitting of an offender’s ribs. Officials in the Cabinet Office have taken the unusual step of asking media outlets to refrain from publishing the traditional stories on April 1 in case they trigger panic buying or spark riots. The original statute was imposed by Oliver Cromwell when he became convinced that the public's mocking of his warts was undermining attempts to crush royalists after the civil war. The measure was technically never revoked or overtaken in the statute books, and has now been revived by Cabinet Office Minister Lord Japes under a statutory instrument of the EU Withdrawal Act, the emergency legislation that underpins EU exit. It comes after reports that in a no-deal scenario Britons could run short of toilet paper, will be stopped from taking their pets on holiday, or buy bottled drinking water in shops. In a statement last night, the Cabinet Office warned that April Fool's pranks were now seen as a serious threat to the Government's attempts to maintain calm amid the Brexit crisis. April 1 was due to be the first full business day in Britain following a scheduled Brexit on March 29. Ali Ploorf, a spokesman for the Cabinet Office, said: “The whole country is on a Code Red for April 1. No one knows what’s real and what’s a joke any more. “Imagine if some joker goes around a Waitrose in Dover shouting ‘There’s no milk! There’s no avocado!’ It will be pandemonium. So from now on any tomfoolery like this is banned. “Our message to the public is this: if you hear a spine-tingling warning on the radio about Brexit and leaving without a deal, it’s not a joke - it’s Government policy.”
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By allowing British business to operate freely under the state we can make the most of the globalist European marketing, trade and financial institutions. Our subsidiarity to the EU is only an issue if we were to reduce the influence of our corporations while subordinate to the European process. With remain on our side and the power of liberated opportunist markets we can take the driver's seat in Europe's central process and usher in a new age of British fueled trans-European liberty. It's time to come out of retirement, Tony. Labour party like it's 1999.
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Horray, Theresa May solved the Brexit, and now everyone is satisfied. --- Also, nthing the whole good job at continually great and amusing UKMToons, Azza Bamboo 
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Good morning/month UKMT. April may be the cruellest month for us all but election chat in the previous thread has me fired up. General Election Now. Let's bury the bastards Edit oh poo poo it's April Fool's. Well IDGAF I meant what I said Barry Foster fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Apr 1, 2019 |
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Apr 1, 2019 06:18
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Landlords are a fine people that deserve our love and respect for providing us with fully-functioning homes for just a minor portion of our income 
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Apr 1, 2019 06:20
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The NHS is a bloated archaic mess of an organisation and a drain on hardworking taxpayers. It requires the investment and management from private organisations like Virgin, G4S and Serco to improve efficiency, cut waste and deliver the best possible service to customers. Thank god we have a plurality of viewpoints and diversity of background among our journalists, who all got their jobs solely through hard work and proven competence, to honestly discuss the issues facing our country today.
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Apr 1, 2019 06:36
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Pissflaps is a wonderful poster and the mandolin is a fine instrument
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Apr 1, 2019 06:37
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When you really think about it the British Empire was good for the world in every possible way.
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Even though y'all are fake posting it's still making me cross, lol The mandolin properly applied is pretty cool though
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Apr 1, 2019 06:40
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There are good people on both sides of the argument and the most important thing is that we allow these to be debated on the marketplace of ideas.
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Theresa May has tried her absolute best, bless her, and it's a shame the rest of Parliament can't grow up and compromise.
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https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1112596957049118721?s=19 I'm currently freezing waiting for a delayed train.
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Apr 1, 2019 07:19
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Absolute bants from Graylings parents having him as an April Fool.
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Brits In E: Come in ye Black and Tans/Come on and hug me like a man
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Good morning. I need to get a meal deal
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Azza Bamboo posted:In this new thread I want to say thanks to the previous thread for a lot of fun inspiration for drawing, a lot of kind words about my art. Also thanks for teaching me what Labour can bring to the rural areas of my county, and some constructive new ideas about the relationship between Labour and the SNP. Also huge thanks to Renaissance Robot for giving me access to forums search and an inbox and to pumpinglemma for financing I think your art is poo poo (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Ratjaculation posted:Good morning. I need to get a meal deal Do not go to Sainsbury’s
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fridge corn posted:I think your art is poo poo Bad April’s fools this. You’re not supposed to be mean
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Apr 1, 2019 07:59
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What’s mean is Sainsbury’s reducing their meal deal selection
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If I wanted a ham sarnie I’d make one you tight oval office
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Looke posted:Do not go to Sainsbury’s Going Co-op! They got gelatine free jelly apparently 😯 Plus Iron Bru, though I’m not set on drink choice yet Looke posted:What’s mean is Sainsbury’s reducing their meal deal selection They used to be so good 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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JFairfax posted:Pissflaps is a wonderful poster and the mandolin is a fine instrument I move for a 1-day suspension of the threadban on Pissflaps, his sterling contributions will surely improve our discourse on this important day in the Brexit process.
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fridge corn posted:I think your ‘art’ is poo poo Fixed
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Looke posted:What’s mean is Sainsbury’s reducing their meal deal selection I voted leave so the meal deal situation would improve. Better meal deals when??
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Looke posted:Do not go to Sainsbury’s No, the whole point of April Fool's is to say things that aren't true
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I just think Chuka and his gang are bloody brave for standing up to the broken two-party system. They've got my vote.
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The Guardian announces that Michael Gove is the dynamic, charismatic (dare we say 'sexy'?) Tory leader who will take Brexit over the line, bringing the country together as one.
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I think notch makes some good points and he stands up for the little guy because freedom of speech is being taken away and we all need to listen to him and ben shapiro about the rise of cultural marxism
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Apr 1, 2019 08:14
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Everything is fine things will go well and the pile of cans under the stairs is a complete overreaction
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Apr 1, 2019 08:15
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It's me, I am Jeremy Corbyn. Ask me about my favourite jam products.
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I listened to that 'hbomber' man and found him to be in very poor taste; people have a right to their opinions and there's no need to be so rude to them.
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Communist Bear posted:It's me, I am Jeremy Corbyn. What's your favourite jam products
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