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Sunswipe posted:What was this dumbass doing that made wanking into a plastic cup difficult? Was he trying to shoot into it from across the room? Using it like a fleshlight.
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So many things in that infuriates/cracks me up me so much. He thinks a marriage only lasts because of kids, then proceeds to kiss/gently caress other women while his wife is trying her best to get preg. Then he gets guilty about it and opens the relationship, self-owns so hard he writes about it on the internet, sprinkling burning-man esoteric bs and obviously omitting all the poo poo he said/did in every step of the way, trying to show everyone how noble he is, admitting his mistakes uuuuuuuuuggghhhh I loving love/hate this story.
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Project 2501 posted:So many things in that infuriates/cracks me up me so much. He thinks a marriage only lasts because of kids, then proceeds to kiss/gently caress other women while his wife is trying her best to get preg. Then he gets guilty about it and opens the relationship, self-owns so hard he writes about it on the internet, sprinkling burning-man esoteric bs and obviously omitting all the poo poo he said/did in every step of the way, trying to show everyone how noble he is, admitting his mistakes uuuuuuuuuggghhhh extremely 
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When I was a kid I thought in the 2000's we would have flying cars and poo poo. Instead we have cuckshack guy and this knob who still goes to Burning Man.
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my dog died im sad posted:I read the whole thing and then went to the comments section expecting at least a couple people to call him out on his bullshit. 
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Apr 3, 2019 11:56
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I remember this fondly as one of the most incredibly pathetic thing a guy has ever written.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:03
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that "i dont masturbate very often" line is very ironic considering the insufferable writing style of this article. what a self-indulgent pile of trash.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:07
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Hell Yeah posted:i thought i could only gently caress one person, but it turns out i can gently caress almost anyone. thanks for listening to my ted talk Now this guy fucks 0 persons
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Apr 3, 2019 14:23
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I forget was the cuckshack guy actually having other people gently caress his wife in their $80k shed?
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Apr 3, 2019 14:26
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dads friend steve posted:I forget was the cuckshack guy actually having other people gently caress his wife in their $80k shed? I think he has to live in there and the other dude gets to stay in the house. that man will end up killing somebody someday
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Apr 3, 2019 14:28
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dads friend steve posted:I forget was the cuckshack guy actually having other people gently caress his wife in their $80k shed? He lived in the shed the woman was loving guys in their house
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Apr 3, 2019 14:29
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Lmao holy poo poo
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Apr 3, 2019 14:36
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a standing down style rampage is just waiting to happen in that cuck shack .
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Apr 3, 2019 14:36
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TheManWithNoName posted:This guy writes like the only thing he’s ever read are the Dr. Manhattan sections of Watchmen. Nailed it. EXACTLY.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:53
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TheManWithNoName posted:This guy writes like the only thing he’s ever read are the Dr. Manhattan sections of Watchmen. I feel sex, for the last time.
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Apr 3, 2019 14:55
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otoh Doctor Manhattan hosed like a champ.
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Saint Drogo posted:otoh Doctor Manhattan hosed like a champ. Yeah but some loser idiot steals his girlfriend
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Apr 3, 2019 15:11
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Blade Runner posted:He lived in the shed the woman was loving guys in their house seriously, can someone link the cuckshack story?
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Rad-daddio posted:seriously, can someone link the cuckshack story? I am struggling to find it too too e: broken timg
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The cuck shed is a little old place where We can come together Cuck shed baby A cuck shed baby No not you honey this is for my visitors please wait in the house
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Blue light bathes the chip aisle of the CVS, I gaze upon the selection of doritos and find that I am already weeping. This palace of seasoned friend tortillas, I reach for a parcel of Nacho Cheese, a constant companion. As I gaze at the parcel of doritos in my hand, I notice the parcels of Cool Ranch. “I think we should try an open relationship.” I can’t quite believe the words are tumbling from my mouth. After 10 years with the same type of chips, the scent and curves of a new flavor feels at once odd and exhilarating. I keep going. I learn that while possibilities for connection are endless, time and energy are not.
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I keep waiting for some goon to fall for the honeypot and start regaling us with exploits from their garbage fire relationship but it looks like they are wising up. 
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Apr 3, 2019 17:05
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don't cry for me; I'm already masturbating.
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Apr 3, 2019 17:45
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Blade Runner posted:He lived in the shed the woman was loving guys in their house and his name was moridin920
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Apr 3, 2019 17:46
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Saint Drogo posted:it was shared on Medium to a closed circle of sycophants before HuffPo picked it up as obvious bait. if you want to know who takes this poo poo at face value I started cackling out loud at work, what the gently caress even is this poo poo
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Apr 3, 2019 18:00
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Hell Yeah posted:i thought i could only gently caress one person, but it turns out i can gently caress almost anyone. thanks for listening to my ted talk please, this loser wishes he was cool enough to give ted talks. definitely an avid ted talk watcher though. yes, i know and fully agree with your implied critique of ted talks
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Saint Drogo posted:it was shared on Medium to a closed circle of sycophants before HuffPo picked it up as obvious bait. if you want to know who takes this poo poo at face value Is that Amanda Palmer from Dresden Dolls?
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berth ell pup posted:Is that Amanda Palmer from Dresden Dolls? That's Amanda loving Palmer
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:That's Amanda loving Palmer I hear she has 5 daughters.
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Apr 4, 2019 00:15
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I hope Neil Gaiman builds a cuckshack.
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im freaking the heck out posted:I hope Neil Gaiman builds a cuckshack. I bet $100 some weird poo poo like that happens, has happened, or will happen.
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Dean of Swing posted:I keep waiting for some goon to fall for the honeypot and start regaling us with exploits from their garbage fire relationship but it looks like they are wising up. The only thing as funny as the idea that children will save a broken marriage is the idea that banging other people will save a broken marriage. "We don't really get along; we should either add an incredible stressor or go try to find somebody better; thoughts?"
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Any relationship that does not start as an open relationship, stops being one upon "opening it up". source : Reality.
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Apr 4, 2019 00:28
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Rad-daddio posted:That feeling when a guy who co-operates a small yoga studio is more manly than you. Yoga guy got her baby maker running again sounds pretty manly
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im freaking the heck out posted:I hope Neil Gaiman builds a cuckshack. 
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:please, this loser wishes he was cool enough to give ted talks. definitely an avid ted talk watcher though. It's linked in the archived thread, but he literally gave a Ted talk. He also started it out by wearing a Guy Fawkes mask on stage, because he needed to make sure more people hated him. ...now that I think of it, does this dude just have a very elaborate humiliation fetish?
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i've spent the past week feeling sorry for myself over a divorce that happened 14 years ago and while I'm really sad and I miss the woman who was my best friend this article is loving embarrassing.
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Rad-daddio posted:It's linked in the archived thread, but he literally gave a Ted talk. He also started it out by wearing a Guy Fawkes mask on stage, because he needed to make sure more people hated him. https://youtu.be/RVnm6Sqxnx8 Here is his lovely lecture. I have a hard time deciding which I hate more, the written essay or this poo poo. Both are powerful self owns.
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crazycarl posted:Yoga guy got her baby maker running again sounds pretty manly
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Oh poo poo it’s the “we speak in poetry and myth” guy. That fuckin line is seared into my brain in pretentious douche-colored scar tissue.
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