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Cavauro posted:change your chart. this is all sex Chad Cena
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I disagree with your placement of Becky's current gimmick in volcel. Old Becky was top-left corner for sure but The Man definitely fucks. Also of course company Aces can't be horny, it's short for Asexual after all.
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Apr 5, 2019 03:46
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Ricochet wrestles very horny. he is like a 'peacock' always trying to impress his mates with the coolest, most flashiest moves
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Apr 5, 2019 03:54
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reality_groove posted:Edge was horny but Christian was not. I take umbrage with this post, Christian was horny as poo poo and a heel. You may be confused because as a face he was also very horny, but his creepy little bastard factor threw out the volcel part of the equation and returns incomplete results which caused him to track low re: horniness.
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Apr 5, 2019 04:15
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Buzz from toy story wants to fucky
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Apr 5, 2019 04:18
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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:Nobody cares about evolve, much less former evolve champs, but along with Zack Sabre not being volcel, Matt Riddle definitely fucks. The Riddle/Gulak match from NXT a few weeks back was one of the horniest wrestling matches in recent memory.
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Apr 5, 2019 04:30
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Jerusalem posted:I take umbrage with this post, Christian was horny as poo poo and a heel. You may be confused because as a face he was also very horny, but his creepy little bastard factor threw out the volcel part of the equation and returns incomplete results which caused him to track low re: horniness. I've been thinking about this and I think Christian's proximity to both high level horny wrestlers (Edge, Orton, Jericho) but also volcel level wrestlers (Lance Storm) also throws the compass off point. I haven't worked out where DDP fits into the Christian conundrum.
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Apr 5, 2019 11:39
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Jerusalem posted:I take umbrage with this post, Christian was horny as poo poo and a heel. You may be confused because as a face he was also very horny, but his creepy little bastard factor threw out the volcel part of the equation and returns incomplete results which caused him to track low re: horniness. Christian, like Owen Hart, is heel/incel.
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Apr 5, 2019 12:03
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I hate to ask, because I'd nearly forgotten about him, but Ziggler seems incel. Though Heath has reproduced repeatedly, he does not perform in the ring as though he would like to create more children with his opponent. If there's a horniest move category, I feel like the Gore/Spear needs to be near the top of the list. Extremely Freudian.
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Apr 5, 2019 13:18
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Have we considered a z axis of suit/Jeans Like Steve Austin is 75 face/10 volcel/100 jeans
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Apr 5, 2019 14:33
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Dimebags Brain posted:I would also like to dispute the solidity of Ricochet's Volcel status, as I submit this piece of video evidence.
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Apr 5, 2019 14:57
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Have we considered a z axis of suit/Jeans  it seems like a lot of heels higher on the y axis display more incel characteristics instead of volcel. in order to avoid confusion, further charts will no longer be labeled "volcel" at the top of the y axis, maybe just "cel" or the word "gently caress" with a circle with a line thing over it.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:16
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Celibate maybe?
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Apr 5, 2019 18:21
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I must disapprove of Samoa Joe being volcel. He straight up said "Call me daddy" during a storyline about trying to gently caress AJ's wife
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Apr 5, 2019 18:24
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well, we must ask ourselves if it is a binary or not Like, is volcel the opposite of horny in the way evil is the opposite of good, or is volcel simply the absence of horny in the same way cold is the absence of heat Like, can anyone truly be volcel or are they simply greatly lacking in horny
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Apr 5, 2019 18:24
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Mel Mudkiper posted:well, we must ask ourselves if it is a binary or not The absence of horny is assexuality. Volcel implies a voluntary choice to push away any horny thoughts, and it's not a binary - which I think is pretty well-represented by the quadrants and the Y-axis.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:35
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i suppose my defining characteristic is "would this wrestler be distracted by horny distractions/desires?" which i'll admit is imperfect, and has led to some friction. samoa joe, for example, i do not rate as horny because i do not believe joe would be distracted by horniness. i think he has the resolve to focus on the match at hand at any point, but that does not mean he doesn't gently caress. joe absolutely fucks, i believe that.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:39
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Joe would not be distracted by horniness but he would use horniness as a distraction. The weaponization of horniness is not compatible wth voluntary celibacy imo.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:45
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if someone fucks they are miles away from volcel even if they are believed not to be "horny." there is no sense whatsoever in putting them on the line between the two, nevermind much closer to full volcel. this whole thing needed at least a few weeks of beta testing instead of being brought out to the public the way it has been. it's a joke
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Apr 5, 2019 18:46
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It's possible to have hosed before and still be close to volcel, much like eating meat doesn't automatically void the possiblity of you being a vegan. What I'm saying is that all vegans are volcel.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:50
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TTBF posted:Joe would not be distracted by horniness but he would use horniness as a distraction. The weaponization of horniness is not compatible wth voluntary celibacy imo. youre correct and it is a bug in the system we are trying to work out. im hoping that with more research we can further refine the relationship between heels and wrestling horniness. cavauro i hope you will be patient with us, i did not imagine that my initial workings of the theory would be flawed like this but rest assured we are dedicated to sorting this out.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:51
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having hosed does not make you someone who fucks. samoa joe has already been established as someone who fucks.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:52
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observation from a layman’s study: the use of performance enhancing drugs appear to either enhance or diminish a wrestlers horniness while normalizing their morality
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Apr 5, 2019 18:53
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I want to stay subscribed to the service, and i admit to being unhelpfully harsh as a means of venting my frustration. actually i am flat-out upset. i know you are not just sitting around doing nothing. going to try and find some better ways to handle my issues
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Apr 5, 2019 18:54
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Cavauro posted:having hosed does not make you someone who fucks. samoa joe has already been established as someone who fucks. That's fair, I also disagree with Samoa Joe as a high-volcel wrestler, I feel he is closer to the meridian. However, John Cena has definitely hosed but he's not a man that lives for the horny, I feel it's fair to put him up there in the volcel quadrant. Same goes for DBry. DBry has powerful volcel energy despite having a daughter. He's also a vegan.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:55
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It may be helpful to broaden the definition from someone who is 'distracted' by horniness to someone who is motivated, or otherwise influenced by their horniness. Samoa Joe and Tanahashi both would never be distracted by horniness, but Samoa Joe is fueled by horny energy, while Tanahashi is fueled by a pure love of wrestling.
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Apr 5, 2019 18:57
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Takuan posted:It may be helpful to broaden the definition from someone who is 'distracted' by horniness to someone who is motivated, or otherwise influenced by their horniness. Samoa Joe and Tanahashi both would never be distracted by horniness, but Samoa Joe is fueled by horny energy, while Tanahashi is fueled by a pure love of wrestling. this seems reasonable. and in line with disputes over suzuki and zsj in the past. it will be taken into consideration when preparing future charts. im intrigued at the study of true heel/volcel wrestlers. they seem like a rare breed, going by what has been covered so far.
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Apr 5, 2019 19:03
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Samoa Joe wrestles very sensually. lots of tight submission holds with the other wrestler wrapped very closely to his body. in fact he often loses matches often when he is holding his opponent and refuses to let go, even if it means losing the fall. now sensual does not mean he is automatically horny, although that is the general conception of most scholars in the field. one promising development recently pursued by scientists is the emergence of a further “sub/dom” classification as it relates to the pre-established horny/volcel scale. therefore Samoa Joe may be classified under this new system as a celibate dom heel. it’s an exciting new school of thinking that may lend itself well to pursuing additional avenues of grant funding and peer-reviewed publications.
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Apr 5, 2019 19:04
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shiksa posted:im intrigued at the study of true heel/volcel wrestlers. Zeus
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Apr 5, 2019 19:11
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which wrestler had the greatest variance on the y-axis of horny/volcel? I would argue Mark Henry who was both at one time very horny and very volcel
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Apr 5, 2019 19:22
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shiksa posted:youre correct and it is a bug in the system we are trying to work out. im hoping that with more research we can further refine the relationship between heels and wrestling horniness. cavauro i hope you will be patient with us, i did not imagine that my initial workings of the theory would be flawed like this but rest assured we are dedicated to sorting this out. We’re never gonna get that government grant at this rate
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Apr 5, 2019 19:26
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it'd have to be either mark or val venis
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Apr 5, 2019 23:06
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shiksa posted:this seems reasonable. and in line with disputes over suzuki and zsj in the past. it will be taken into consideration when preparing future charts. Heel/Volcel is the henchmen alignment, they have no obvious motivating factor except a chaste desire to wrestle, but instead of this showing them to be a person of moral character, as it does in the face/volcel, it shows them to be an easily influenced or controlled rube who is lead into combat above their own motivating factors.
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Apr 6, 2019 00:09
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karmicknight posted:Heel/Volcel is the henchmen alignment, they have no obvious motivating factor except a chaste desire to wrestle, but instead of this showing them to be a person of moral character, as it does in the face/volcel, it shows them to be an easily influenced or controlled rube who is lead into combat above their own motivating factors. this is a very interesting point of view. beating up whoever the boss tells you to is indeed lacking in any natural horny driving force. corporation big boss man and the acolytes while they were working for taker seem to fit in here. if this trend proves true, though, it will be interesting to compare the wrestler power levels at the heel/volcel and face/volcel corners. seems like an inverse relationship towards overall success.
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Apr 7, 2019 18:28
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Incredible work, OP, but I disagree regarding the Young Bucks' supposed volcel status. It literally took a team of WWE lawyers to get them to stop demanding that people suck their dicks. Yes this IS the hill I will die on.
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Apr 8, 2019 05:17
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Okada is able to put extreme assaults to his sexual organs aside and win whereas Brock Lesnar is crippled by them. I think this is science.
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Apr 8, 2019 05:19
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John Cena fucks again. Cavauro must be proud.
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Apr 8, 2019 05:57
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Puppy Doll posted:Incredible work, OP, but I disagree regarding the Young Bucks' supposed volcel status. It literally took a team of WWE lawyers to get them to stop demanding that people suck their dicks. Yes this IS the hill I will die on. The dick sucking is about the power of making someone do it, not because they're horny and need it sucked right now. They're volcel in the ring.
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Gumball Gumption posted:The dick sucking is about the power of making someone do it, not because they're horny and need it sucked right now. They're volcel in the ring. theyre like ken dolls down there
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