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Writer Cath posted:I hate to ask, because I'd nearly forgotten about him, but Ziggler seems incel. Getting dumped for loving too hard is probably an incel trait. I'll go with it.
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A recent review of Ziggler's stand-up comedy by Dexter Fletcher reads,"You're not funny, Dolph. You're incel, and look as though you should be, but you're not."
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we are pleased to announce that the institute for the study of horny/volcel as secondary wrestler alignment is returning to a new campus with a new mysterious benefactor. details to come... 
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Oct 2, 2019 07:12
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There surely must be huge opportunities for research with WWE breaking new ground in the world of wrestling cucks. Is this a whole new axis on the scale?
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Rarity posted:There surely must be huge opportunities for research with WWE breaking new ground in the world of wrestling cucks. Is this a whole new axis on the scale? i cannot go into further detail at this time
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Oct 2, 2019 08:03
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gonna be a hexagon with "cuck" and "bull" as the two new labels, with Rusev observing a superposition that is depicted as a cloud across the entire diagram
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Oct 2, 2019 18:29
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eagerly awaiting the grapplefuck hypercube
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Oct 2, 2019 19:39
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Is there anybody in professional wrestling who is involuntarily celibate but doesn't go off blaming others for the lack of horny in their lives? This is very important as I need somebody to identify with.
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drew mcintyre
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Oct 2, 2019 22:06
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See also: Sheamus All he does is workout YouTube videos and definitely doesn't get sex
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Oct 2, 2019 23:20
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Lance Storm is definitely on the Volcel side of this chart. Although he does have a daughter, so he definitely has hosed at least once.
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CM Punk crashes through the bottom of the chart like a meteorite of shameful conquests. Lance storm decided he wanted a child, hosed until he got one, then never hosed again. After his 3 way with Paige and Brad Maddox, Xavier Woods never hosed again for the same reason people only climb Everest once. After her whirlwind romance with Del Rio, Paige is currently retired from horny, collecting her pension. Love is a battlefield and she is not up for a second tour of duty. ChrisBTY fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Oct 3, 2019 |
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ChrisBTY posted:After his 3 way with Paige and Brad Maddox, Xavier Woods never hosed again for the same reason people only climb Everest once. Because he paid somebody else to do the prep-work, then died because he wasn't prepared? 
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Hey now, some people make it to the top. But no. Xavier Woods has already experienced the magic of a Brad Maddox/Paige 3 way. You just can't recreate that high, so why bother.
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Oct 3, 2019 20:02
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Since Dynamite started there have been dramatic shifts in the horny/volcel wrestler landscape. This thread must be resurrected.
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Nov 14, 2019 21:56
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As my opening post on Dynamite-era AEW I would like to posit that Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter are on the opposite ends of the horny/volcel scale despite both utilizing mouth-based offense. Jamie Hayter is extremely horny to the point of being evilly horny with her devastating wet willy attacks, whereas Britt Baker's mouth submission has the volcel-like clinical quality of a dentist applying her craft to maximum effect.
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Nov 14, 2019 22:00
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I am unsure about Emi Sakura's horniness. Freddie Mercury was one of the horniest people on the planet, but Emi Sakura's volcel mom aura is very strong. Of course there are also some moms who are very horny indeed but I think Sakura is the kind of mom who does not remember that sex exists.
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Nov 14, 2019 22:08
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It's why her Freddy Mercury impression doesn't quite work. I mean it sorta works but she needs to find her inner horny again to make it all click.
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Emi Sakura likes Queen but she never quite understood the lyrics to Fat Bottomed Girls, partly because she's not a native English speaker, partly because she's a mom.
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Where is THE BIG VALBOWSKI!?
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sakura is horny for gay ghosts, she chooses not the easy path
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oh but seriously I posted:sakura is horny for gay ghosts, she chooses not the easy path freddie wasn't gay, OP
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ItohRespectArmy posted:freddie wasn't gay, OP i did not know that
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Nov 14, 2019 22:20
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oh but seriously I posted:i did not know that he was bi but sadly that concept breaks many peoples brains so the media tried to cover it up.
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Nov 14, 2019 22:22
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ItohRespectArmy posted:he was bi but sadly that concept breaks many peoples brains so the media tried to cover it up. tbf gay ghosts is funnier than bi ghosts bi ghosts sounds like you died twice
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Nov 14, 2019 22:27
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shiksa promised us major new breakthrough the study of horny/volcel wrestlers and since has got silent. What is she doing with our academic funding? 
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Nov 14, 2019 22:30
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does sammy guevara looking like a porn star automatically place him at the bottom of the chart?
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Rogue Copter Pilot posted:does sammy guevara looking like a porn star automatically place him at the bottom of the chart? Not necessarily, a big part of Horny/VolCel studies is about the differnce between being horny yourself and producing horny in others. The tongue thing is a very suspect however.
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Here is my layman's attempt at making a Women of AEW Horny-Volcel-Heel-Face Alignment chart. Please note that I am not a scientist. I'm not that certain on all of them but I'm really not sure about Sadie Gibbs, Penelope Ford and Big Swole yet because I've seen so little of them. This is just going by my gut feeling. Please feel free to correct me if you know these women better. I have also included this extremely handy template for you to make your own chart if you like. Notice how it honors forums poster shiksa's original scientifically horny coloring scheme.  Edit: Whoa I have two Sadie Gibbses there. Which one is accidental? You'll never know. It's the lower one, though. Or the other one if the lower one turns out to be more accurate in your opinion. Exciting! a cyborg mug fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 14, 2019 |
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karmicknight posted:Not necessarily, a big part of Horny/VolCel studies is about the differnce between being horny yourself and producing horny in others. I would propose that horniness is a vital part of looking like a porn star so Sammy would be very high on the horny scale
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Nov 14, 2019 23:15
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Strong disagree. Sammy looks like a porn star but his own girlfriend makes fun of him constantly and he has a wall of dolls. He might make others horny but he himself feels low on the horny scale.
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Nov 14, 2019 23:17
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"Grown man with a doll collection" is typically not known for its crossover with the volcel demographic
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Nov 14, 2019 23:23
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Rarity posted:I would propose that horniness is a vital part of looking like a porn star so Sammy would be very high on the horny scale That is actually a very good point, and one I hadn't considered. His mannerisms and wrestling style also add to his horny factor greatly.
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extradite THIS! posted:Here is my layman's attempt at making a Women of AEW Horny-Volcel-Heel-Face Alignment chart. Please note that I am not a scientist. I am thrilled by the rankings for the different versions of Brandi 
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Jerusalem posted:I am thrilled by the rankings for the different versions of Brandi I’m a big fan of the mustache moving emi noticeably hornier I would also just like to point out that my phone autocorrected my spelling of mustache to moist ache, which I believe supports this finding.
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Nov 15, 2019 00:13
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Rarity posted:I would propose that horniness is a vital part of looking like a porn star so Sammy would be very high on the horny scale The porn star that Sammy looks like doesn't even look horny.
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Nov 15, 2019 02:52
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Kenny Omega is extremely horny and mostly face. Mox is somewhat volcel (his idea of a date night with his wife is watching Necro Butcher vs. Samoa Joe) and mildly heel.
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Chuck and Trent give off mild horny energy but Orange Cassidy is exactly in the middle
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why isn't this axis called the Magnum Tokyo Scale
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