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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Here's the known card.Watch as it makes Jim Cornette poo poo his pants with rage!

Masashi Takeda vs Jimmy Lloyd; Deathmatch.

Jimmy's gonna die


A-KID VS. JAKE ATLAS VS. SHANE MERCER VS. AUSTRALIAN SUICIDE VS. SLIM J

This promises to be full of flips, cool moves, and probbaly some other stuff that'd make MRT very happy.

TAKA Michinoku vs Orange Cassidy

This has the potential to be weird. Also, maybe good?


Ethan Page vs ????

It's probably Janela. But maybe it's Frank Stallone. Maybe go gently caress yourself.

Shinjiro Ohtani vs Nick Gage

This is my pick for sleeper of the weekend.


Masato Tanaka vs PCO

Oh yeah.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Apr 6, 2019

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Marko Stunt returns! Joey Janela returns!

I love it, Schiavone!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Janela is such a budding star

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
CROWDSURFING CHOP DUEL

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Blizzard Driver off the top, only 2!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
UPSETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!



MARKO PINS JOEY

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Tony Deppen is salty, y'all

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
And Deppen just murdered a guy in a wheelchair.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
619 AND CROSSBODY BY WHEELCHAIR GUY

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
This is like, the wildest poo poo

I was certain Deppen pciking on the crowd would result in someone coming out

This is 10X better

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
TONY, LEAVE TOWN

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
WRESTLING REALLY IS FOR EVERYONE

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
That is a pro theme choice by Jungle Boy

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Atlas can loving move

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Suplex Liberace posted:

lol this rules

It's exactty what it should be.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Shane Mercer needs a contract from SOMEONE

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
That reversal was crazy, but give Shane Mercer a deal

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Seriously, he's the new Mike Awesome

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Thee only complaint I have so far: the audio has been really off here and there

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Ohtani looking nonplussed, he'll gently caress up any whiteboy

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Yeah, Swoggle wrestled Steiner and Sexxy Eddy yesterday

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Ohtani don't play that poo poo

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
According to Fite chat, the legless dude that gave Deppen all he could handle is named Dustin Thomas

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Suplex Liberace posted:

lol that was not a fan

Of course not, but he was legless!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Nick Gage as surprised as anybody with the reversal victory

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Chris James 2 posted:

Yeah I wish the match had been better or at least had more time, but I'm glad it got to happen at all because it clearly meant a lot to Nick :unsmith:

Yeah, Nick is such an earnest guy

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
FBI 10 MOST WANTED

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
BAD BOY VISION

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Suplex Liberace posted:

is this performance art?

Bryce does improv away from wrestling, so this is very in his wheelhouse

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Can we make Joey Janela president?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
KIKUTARO!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Crowd: "Speech! Speech! Speech!"

Announcer "He left!"

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Greatest waistlock counter ever

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
If you don't like Orange Cassidy, go gently caress ya self

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
That was fun.

Also that pinning combo Orange busted out was cool.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
STARMAN PINNED ETHAN PAGE

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
VIRGIL

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
This is art, it's loving art.

And bless Page's heart, he's selling it like the humiliation it is.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

WatermelonGun posted:

this is loving unreal

14.99 well spent

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Just cutting right to the chase with the ultraviolence

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