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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Bortus posted:

More big budget “historical” films like Apocalypto, Gladiator and Kingdom of Heaven. So many cool topics filmmakers can approach and it isn’t happening. :mad:

I'll take several more Master and Commander style movies please.

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
A movie about the time all the peasant ate irgot and went into a religious delirium that ended with people being hung from churches in steel cages that are still there to this day.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
A movie or show that is not an adaptation of an existing intellectual franchise, a sequel, or a remake. With gratuitous violence and pornography.

Manto
Aug 27, 2003
Rawrr!
The A-Team with Margo Martindale as John "Hannibal" Smith

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A movie or show that is not an adaptation of an existing intellectual franchise, a sequel, or a remake. With gratuitous violence and pornography.

Also it can't be a heavy handed metaphor for some social issue, like It Follow or Get Out.

Honestly modern horror in general just doesn't have enough nudity. They are trying too hard to have "a point" now and missing that all I want to see is cool ways for people to die+boob

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
a weekly television show about people who only watch television and they would pepper their conversations with quotes and references to their favorites and we would get celebrities and comedians to perform in various fictitious "shows-within-a-show"

Issy
Jul 15, 2017

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N0iZGMXpquQ

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Katamari Damacy live action movie.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

yeah I eat rear end posted:

heavy handed metaphor
i hate movies where the protagonist finds out why events of the plot are happening. learn to make movies hollywood morans

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
why does there have to be a reason? maybe the killer/monster is just going around killing people with their tits out because it can.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Live-action “Groo”

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Death to Smoochy 2

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Robokomodo posted:

Live-action “Groo”

I'd love to see some adaptation of Groo, but it would be hard to pull off. Very hard.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
The Umbrella Academy: a light-hearted sitcom featuring the college hijinks of Albert Wesker and William Birkin against a backdrop of horrific human experimentation and torture. A spinoff show would feature the early police career of Barry Burton each week trying to solve a brutal rape and murder, but failing because the killer is Chief Irons who always finds a way to cover it up.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Movie name: Leper Colony
Plot: OP

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Waltzing Along posted:

Death to Smoochy 2

I always wanted a “Rainbow Fuckin’ Randolph” off shoot sequel, but clearly that’s not gonna happen now.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

Sponge Baathist posted:

a show about some guy who is an executive for a really big company. He might be the #1 in charge guy but he shits his pants every day and every episode is him trying to work his workday and not poo poo his pants but he still shits his pants every episode.

Murphy Brown Pants

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Monty Python and the Last Crusade

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

For serious though, a Ringworld/Known Space series could be an incredible spectacle.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Robokomodo posted:

Live-action “Groo”


Waltzing Along posted:

I'd love to see some adaptation of Groo, but it would be hard to pull off. Very hard.

Now more than ever the world needs Brendan Frasier.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Playing Sekiro has got me wanting more movies about samurai. More samurai films pls.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A movie or show that is not an adaptation of an existing intellectual franchise, a sequel, or a remake. With gratuitous violence and pornography.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6DVFhvs0AM

You're welcome.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Applewhite posted:

Playing Sekiro has got me wanting more movies about samurai. More samurai films pls.
seen all the zatoichi? all the hanzo the razor?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

seen all the zatoichi? all the hanzo the razor?

No I am more or less new to the Samurai genre pls guide me.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I would like a Smell-O-Vision and a channel that shows animals making GBS threads all day

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Sponge Baathist posted:

I would like a Smell-O-Vision and a channel that shows animals making GBS threads all day

turn off your monitor

Grudgerm
May 4, 2012

by Reene
A reality show with a “jarvid” like element, and yes i see the irony.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Thunder in Paradise reboot starring Terry Crews.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Revolutionary Girl Utena thru the eyes of David Lynch

DO IT TO IT
Mar 3, 2008

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.

Horus Heresy tv series with a real budget behind it.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I want to see what all the hype about Sack Lunch was about.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

dudeness posted:

Thunder in Paradise reboot starring Terry Crews.

As the boat.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I want the Consider Phlebas TV series that Amazon announced a year ago to come out and not be completely ruined by being a billionaire techlord's pet project.

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

The first good Alien movie in over 30 loving YEARS AAAAUGH gently caress YOU AND YOUR PREQUELS RIDLEY SCOTT YOU NAVEL-GAZING SHITBIRD


Just shut down production on all the Avatar sequels and divert James Cameron and the entire remaining budget to creating new Alien movies. When Xenomorphs are not on screen, all other characters should say "where's Xenomorph??" Bulldoze Avatar Land at Disney and open a 12-acre monument to Alien.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

clamdigger the movie

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
Wes Anderson's Eraserhead

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



The Dykes of Hazzard

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
HBO has been working on a third WW2 miniseries about the 8th Air Force in B-17s based on “Masters Of The Air” but I dunno if it will ever happen.

Gnarly Sheen
Jun 25, 2015

I'm ITT
An HBO series based on the Star Wars Darth Bane book trilogy.

Gnarly Sheen
Jun 25, 2015

I'm ITT

Snowy posted:

The Dykes of Hazzard

The Hills Have Thighs?

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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
A Dogme 95 superhero movie.

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