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cda: by Hand Knit

it has to be a disease you get from somethig funny, like sex or a cop falling in a mud puddle, not something unfunny like watching SNL

# ? Apr 7, 2019 21:42

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# ? May 6, 2024 03:19

MY INEVITABLE DEBT: I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

i got Buffet Elbow from serving myself too much soup

# ? Apr 7, 2019 21:55

cda: by Hand Knit

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

i got Buffet Elbow from serving myself too much soup

thats not funny. if you'd got it from sucking too much dick, and the dick was small, and it was a clowns dick, and the clown's name was something funny like "weed clown" we'd be in business

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# ? Apr 7, 2019 22:08

cda: by Hand Knit

got buffet elbow from sucking weed clowns dick too often.

yep.

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# ? Apr 7, 2019 22:08

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"oh looks like you got clownpenis too..."

# ? Apr 7, 2019 22:11

cda: by Hand Knit

Luvcow posted:

"oh looks like you got clownpenis too..."

"yeah, i got it because nobody warned me about the dangers of falling into a mud puddle, as a policeman. "

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# ? Apr 7, 2019 22:43

Dr. Cool Aids

I got Buffett Elbow from trying to hold my Margarita steady while Jimmy pounds my rear end

# ? Apr 7, 2019 22:54

cda: by Hand Knit

Sudden Javelin posted:

I got Buffett Elbow from trying to hold my Margarita steady while Jimmy pounds my rear end

At first I was like, this isn't a funny disease, but then the last three words made me realize, it is

# ? Apr 7, 2019 23:01

MY INEVITABLE DEBT: I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

ok, ok, i think i see.

then i got Gambler's Lung from breathing with my mouth while sucking a dick

# ? Apr 7, 2019 23:03

Manifisto

RMSI is an inflammation of the wrist tendons due to repetitively strangling mimes

elimination of the unfunny is funny, it's like a double negative

# ? Apr 7, 2019 23:22

cda: by Hand Knit

Manifisto posted:

RMSI is an inflammation of the wrist tendons due to repetitively strangling mimes

elimination of the unfunny is funny, it's like a double negative

Pretty funny if they tried to fight you off with an invisible weapon, or call the police on an invisible phone

# ? Apr 7, 2019 23:51

cda: by Hand Knit

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

ok, ok, i think i see.

then i got Gambler's Lung from breathing with my mouth while sucking a dick

Sucking dick is the cause of so many diseases now it's not funny any more

# ? Apr 7, 2019 23:52

Manifisto

cda posted:

Pretty funny if they tried to fight you off with an invisible weapon, or call the police on an invisible phone

[me, to dying mime making invisible dick sucking motions]: sorry, you had your chance

# ? Apr 8, 2019 00:18

Goons Are Gifts

Manifisto posted:

[me, to dying mime making invisible dick sucking motions]: sorry, you had your chance

# ? Apr 8, 2019 00:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Sopranads- When you notice your dog's bark is higher pitched after you neuter him

# ? Apr 8, 2019 00:35

FutonForensic

Manifisto posted:

[me, to dying mime making invisible dick sucking motions]: sorry, you had your chance

# ? Apr 8, 2019 01:29

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

[me, to dying mime making invisible dick sucking motions]: sorry, you had your chance

# ? Apr 8, 2019 15:13

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Manifisto posted:

[me, to dying mime making invisible dick sucking motions]: sorry, you had your chance

# ? Apr 8, 2019 15:57

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

poop fall out disease from holding in too many farts

rear end

# ? Apr 8, 2019 17:35

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Jedrick posted:

poop fall out disease from holding in too many farts

rear end

nice

# ? Apr 8, 2019 19:02

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

assburgers

# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:03

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I was reorganizing my pots and pans and got one stuck on my head. Doctor tells me I know have to live with being a pothead.

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# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:12

cda: by Hand Knit

Jedrick posted:

poop fall out disease from holding in too many farts

rear end

lol

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# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:20

vanisher

# ? Apr 9, 2019 07:33

FutonForensic

vanisher posted:

# ? Apr 9, 2019 15:08

google THIS

When you think about it, the dick is nature's clown car.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 15:31

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

When you think about it, the dick is nature's clown car.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 15:32

Goons Are Gifts

vanisher posted:

# ? Apr 9, 2019 15:38

cda: by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

When you think about it, the dick is nature's clown car.

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# ? Apr 9, 2019 16:13

Macnult

google THIS posted:

When you think about it, the dick is nature's clown car.

# ? Apr 9, 2019 17:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

When you think about it, the dick is nature's clown car.

Clown: Let me get some clown shoes, please.

Pharmacist: Uh, excuse me?

Clown: **pulls down front of pants**

Pharmacist: Oh, good God!

# ? Apr 9, 2019 17:38

Scaly Haylie

aiiiiids lmao

# ? Apr 13, 2019 02:39

cda: by Hand Knit

No, not that one

# ? Apr 13, 2019 02:57

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Couch Melt Fever

you get really hot from a horrible infection and start to melt the both flesh and your couch this is scary but somehow painless after several days of rest your body resolidify and you feel strangely refreshed

this can be fatal if you are far from your couch when the melting process starts

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# ? Apr 13, 2019 04:51

FreshCutFries

cda posted:

No, not that one

# ? Apr 13, 2019 05:33

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Testicular Droopins Disease

When you balls droop after sneezing really hard.
Named after the discoverer of the disease, Richard Droopins

see also: Dick Saggins Disease

# ? Apr 13, 2019 05:56

Goons Are Gifts

Jedrick posted:

Testicular Droopins Disease

When you balls droop after sneezing really hard.
Named after the discoverer of the disease, Richard Droopins

see also: Dick Saggins Disease

# ? Apr 13, 2019 10:43

kalel

"butt rear end syndrome," where you grow new butt cheeks in between your regular butt cheeks in a fractal pattern

# ? Apr 14, 2019 04:07

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

SciFiDownBeat posted:

"butt rear end syndrome," where you grow new butt cheeks in between your regular butt cheeks in a fractal pattern

This but teeth.

# ? Apr 14, 2019 05:57

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# ? May 6, 2024 03:19

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Teeth between the buttcheeks, or butts between the teeth?

# ? Apr 14, 2019 06:23

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