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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > sponsored assassin
 
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Karate Bastard

 Damnit Carl you can't polish that granite flooring to such a high sheen at the top of the stairs using Turtle Wax (tm) or people might slip and hurt themselves

[zoom to Carl's face] *sinister smile* *eyebrow raise*

* # ¿ Apr 17, 2019 19:29
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Karate Bastard

 Detectives frowning hard over a pinboard -almost- outlining the Dr Pepper logo.

* # ¿ Apr 17, 2019 20:56
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Karate Bastard

 Dazzle camo of competing burger chain and fragrance manufacturer logos

* # ¿ Apr 18, 2019 18:15
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Karate Bastard

 Buff guy in OSHA jacket buttering the stairs

* # ¿ Apr 23, 2019 10:44
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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > sponsored assassin