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I experienced a whiplash of emotion when I discovered the consulate's dead body. first, nausea, at the sight of his bullet ridden corpse. second, hunger, at the realization all the bullet holes spelled out "im lovin it"
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Apr 16, 2019 02:34
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 17, 2024 13:07
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assassin breaking down his advertisement packages to prospective buyers: custom gun skin using your brands colors, selecting the code name he commits murder under, hanging the body by your brands billboard to be discovered and photographed, arranging for your brands mascot to be on the scene of the murder (mascot heroically attempting to revive target extra)
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Apr 16, 2019 02:46
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assassin running after buyers who are leaving disgusted, making his last pitches: he is "accidentally" caught by a camera in one of the brands stores fleeing from the scene (possibly stopping the flight to purchase something because the product is just that good), he comes up with a creative way to eliminate the mark WITH the product (making sure to leave a note explaining it was very difficult to do and that the product is only dangerous in the hands of trained killers)
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Apr 16, 2019 02:55
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