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by Hand Knit
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some of the space suits had a dick hole.
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Apr 7, 2019 22:07
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May 3, 2024 06:26
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- Finger Prince
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Astronauts have a cloaca. The pee hole is universal.
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Apr 11, 2019 14:48
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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the women astronauts couldnt walk in space, because there was a hole in the suit, where the dick was supposed to go
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Apr 11, 2019 17:20
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by Hand Knit
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a lot of elementary school students want to know, how do astronauts pee in space? the answer is: the suit has a hole in the front where the astronaut places his dick
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Apr 11, 2019 17:28
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- google THIS
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Astronaut: (attempting to try on a track suit) W-...where does my dick go?
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Apr 11, 2019 18:08
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- google THIS
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Male astronaut: (from inside the station) Ok, now in order to activate your thrusters and move around during your spacewalk, you just need to reach down and manipulate the joystick.
Female astronaut: Joystick? What joystick?
Male astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.
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Apr 11, 2019 18:13
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Male astronaut: (from inside the station) Ok, now in order to activate your thrusters and move around during your spacewalk, you just need to reach down and manipulate the joystick.
Female astronaut: Joystick? What joystick?
Male astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.
chilling last words from the Challenger
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Apr 11, 2019 18:16
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by Hand Knit
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the Mars Orbiter failed because they measured the dick in inches instead of millimeters
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Apr 11, 2019 18:17
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Male astronaut: (from inside the station) Ok, now in order to activate your thrusters and move around during your spacewalk, you just need to reach down and manipulate the joystick.
Female astronaut: Joystick? What joystick?
Male astronaut: Houston, we have a problem.
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Apr 11, 2019 18:19
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the women astronauts and engineers examined the suit's concept sketch and shook their heads. they knew it would never work. with that hole in the suit, everyone's vaginas would dry out from the hot space dust.
suddenly, one of the engineer's eyes lit up. they strode over to the sketch board, and slapped duct tape over the hole. the room went still.
"ladies," said the space director, turning to the ladies. "looks like the space walk is back on"
 
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Apr 11, 2019 18:52
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- google THIS
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It's harder for the ladies to find a spacesuit to put on. Because there's always a line, am I right?
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Apr 11, 2019 19:33
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- the unabonger
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uif god wanted women in space, he would have made a spacesuit without a dick hole.
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Apr 11, 2019 19:54
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- the unabonger
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an astronaut pulls out a spacesuit w/out a dick hole. "this one's for the ladies"
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Apr 11, 2019 20:02
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- google THIS
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An astronaut puts on a spacesuit without a dick hole and checks himself out in the mirror. He poses coquettishly.
There's a knock on the door of the space bathroom. "You almost done in there?"
"Uh, uh, be right out!" He sighs as he quickly changes back into a spacesuit with a dick hole. Would the others ever understand?
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Apr 11, 2019 20:11
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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They always blur it out in photos but “male” equipped space suits actually have the “accommodation” hold go right into the vacuum. Handy for waste evacuation and gives them a way to gauge the temperature they are working in (generally pretty warm or cold). This is why neil armstrong was quarantined with a terrible case of moon dick after returning
The lack of dick hole in the photograph is how I know it was faked
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Apr 11, 2019 22:49
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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the final slide in my presentation comes into view, a closeup of an astronaut purportedly taken during the moon landing, i point to the astronaut's smooth, covered crotch and tap several times before dropping my mic and bowing to the audience's roaring applause
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Apr 11, 2019 22:58
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- wearing a lampshade
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"Now pull your penis out through the dickhole." - Stanley Kubrick,
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Apr 12, 2019 02:49
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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"Now pull your penis out through the dickhole." - Stanley Kubrick,
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Apr 12, 2019 02:57
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- lol but
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body is a dinosaur
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kubrik made shelley duvall's dick cry on the set of the shining, seriously uncool "stan"
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Apr 12, 2019 02:59
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Astronaut: (attempting to try on a track suit) W-...where does my dick go?
the women astronauts and engineers examined the suit's concept sketch and shook their heads. they knew it would never work. with that hole in the suit, everyone's vaginas would dry out from the hot space dust.
suddenly, one of the engineer's eyes lit up. they strode over to the sketch board, and slapped duct tape over the hole. the room went still.
"ladies," said the space director, turning to the ladies. "looks like the space walk is back on"
An astronaut puts on a spacesuit without a dick hole and checks himself out in the mirror. He poses coquettishly.
There's a knock on the door of the space bathroom. "You almost done in there?"
"Uh, uh, be right out!" He sighs as he quickly changes back into a spacesuit with a dick hole. Would the others ever understand?
They always blur it out in photos but “male” equipped space suits actually have the “accommodation” hold go right into the vacuum. Handy for waste evacuation and gives them a way to gauge the temperature they are working in (generally pretty warm or cold). This is why neil armstrong was quarantined with a terrible case of moon dick after returning
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Apr 12, 2019 09:25
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- Fredrik1
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It's 1969, Neil Armstrong stands on a futuristic platform as robotic arms attaches the armoured space suit directly on to his body, pneumatics hiss loudly as his robot assisted joints goes through the full boot sequence which will enable him to move the fifty four tonnes heavy armoured suit making him four meters tall and impervious to any moon monsters that might lurk on the surface of this hideous space rock.
Buzz Aldrin swears to himself as the only thing left in the space box was the space bikini.
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Apr 12, 2019 22:34
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It's 1969, Neil Armstrong stands on a futuristic platform as robotic arms attaches the armoured space suit directly on to his body, pneumatics hiss loudly as his robot assisted joints goes through the full boot sequence which will enable him to move the fifty four tonnes heavy armoured suit making him four meters tall and impervious to any moon monsters that might lurk on the surface of this hideous space rock.
Buzz Aldrin swears to himself as the only thing left in the space box was the space bikini.
I am glad to announce that the Reboot the Suit Kickstarter to restore Neil Armstrong's suit has met its goal to restore the dick hole, making it impossible to wear by women for centuries to come
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Apr 12, 2019 23:40
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- google THIS
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Wall-E and EVE are zooming around the Axiom, Wall-E using a fire extinguisher for propulsion. Suddenly an astronaut blazes past both of them, trailing sparkling crystals of frozen urine.
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Apr 13, 2019 17:03
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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This is my thread. It was made for me. *climbs into space suit dick hole*
lol
btw gsjg i heard this song last night and it made me think of u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch4vpSVhZBU
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Apr 19, 2019 21:22
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- google THIS
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(scratching chin thoughtfully) "So you're saying it's a space suit where the whole thing is one giant dick hole?"
"Yes, my emperor."
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Apr 19, 2019 23:59
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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(scratching chin thoughtfully) "So you're saying it's a space suit where the whole thing is one giant dick hole?"
"Yes, my emperor."
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May 3, 2024 06:26
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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They had some space suits with boobs, but not enough for all the women, and nobody wanted the suit with the dick hole
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i got scared reading this
