"Congratulations sir, your name has officially been changed Brayden" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" |
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roomforthetuna posted:I tried to keep away from society by having the police lock me up, but when the full moon came around they just let me out. Resting Lich Face posted:Sorry for the confusion, sir. CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
# ? Apr 8, 2019 20:45 |
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Jedrick posted:Look upon the moon and howl "Mayooooo!"
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 21:33 |
Went to Taco Bell today! #craving #mexicanfood | |
# ? Apr 8, 2019 21:52 |
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It's going to take a week this time to get rid of all this shiplap and dyed grey wood furniture. At least the sunburn isn't so bad this ti... Oh for christ's sake. its a "Live Laugh Love" tattoo.
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:12 |
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The transformation begins. Block print spandex erupts from my skin. The foam roll of a yoga pad springs from my spine. From my clawed hands, an iPhone and an extra skinny white chocolate mochachino. Kathy written on the side in black felt tip. "Hashtag turmeric!" I shout to my followers. "Hashtag wellness!" they reply. A small, angry dog appears under my arm. The transformation is complete. |
# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:15 |
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Finger Prince posted:The transformation begins. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:36 |
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Finger Prince posted:The transformation begins. |
# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:47 |
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Finger Prince posted:The transformation begins.
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# ? Apr 8, 2019 22:48 |
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buying bulk razor blades in anticipation of the Salt Life decal that appears monthly on my low rider's back glass |
# ? Apr 8, 2019 23:58 |
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The moment I come to I comb the house to determine the extent of the damage. I tear through the cupboards and the fridge. Hmm, no homegrown kombucha SCOBY. No kale. No wall stencils. I check social media. No duckfaces. No "inspirational" text-only memes. No #blessed. I breathe a sigh of relief. Maybe this wasn't a bad episode. Maybe everything's ok. But then, a tiny, insidious thought in the very back of my mind: The garage. Check the garage. No. Oh no. No no no no no! But even before I even reach the door I already know what I'll see, the abomination that my other self has wrought: A brand new pickup truck that I have absolutely no practical reason to own. |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:11 |
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*full moon ominously reveals itself from behind a cloud* Anyway, where was I... oh yeah... if they don't want to get harassed by the cops, they shouldn't break the law, that's all I'm saying. I don't know why they're all getting so upset. |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:26 |
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This thread is gold |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 00:58 |
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Someone called me 'champ,' thats how the disease is spread. |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 01:01 |
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Macnult posted:[looks up at moon] “oh god I gotta get home” opioid agonist posted:awaking in a meadow in my Sunday best clutching a Panera receipt... google THIS posted:A set of ordinary human footprints going down an urban sidewalk. Then, suddenly...well, they don't change appearance or anything but they start furtively crossing the street for no apparent reason every so often. vanisher posted:Someone called me 'champ,' thats how the disease is spread. |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 01:17 |
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vanisher posted:This thread is gold
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 01:39 |
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i notice the moon begin to peek out from the clouds and solemnly begin loading a revolver with rolled up notes with "you're racist" printed on them and hand it to you. "just in case" |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:14 |
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Thingyman posted:i notice the moon begin to peek out from the clouds and solemnly begin loading a revolver with rolled up notes with "you're racist" printed on them and hand it to you. |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:24 |
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*Drives off into the moonset in a lifted jeep in search of axe throwing competitions and tiny house air bnb's*
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:35 |
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vanisher posted:This thread is gold
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:38 |
*wake up with a tattoo of some chinese symbol* | |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:43 |
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Racism: It's funny. Honestly, I expect better from BYOB.
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:47 |
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Waking up to find that I quit my job as an actual pro football player to join a fantasy football league. |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:49 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Racism: It's funny. ah gently caress is it the full moon already?? |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:50 |
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Farecoal posted:ah gently caress is it the full moon already?? Lol |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:51 |
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Farecoal posted:ah gently caress is it the full moon already?? lool |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:54 |
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Farecoal posted:ah gently caress is it the full moon already?? |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:55 |
Robot Made of Meat posted:Racism: It's funny. I'm white and I endorse this thread. It's loving hilarious. |
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:55 |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Racism: It's funny. Subtle! |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 02:56 |
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 03:50 |
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my bff: haha yep Billie is the definition of a music industry "plant" me: yep totes lol * big ben strikes midnight * awooooooooo Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Apr 9, 2019 |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 04:55 |
Farecoal posted:ah gently caress is it the full moon already?? lmao |
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 05:19 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:I'm white and I endorse this thread. It's loving hilarious.
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 11:16 |
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"You're racist!" (moon comes out from behind the clouds) "No, you're racist!" |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:30 |
I'm not racist! All of my best friends are white! | |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:37 |
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*sells whitesbane at elevated prices during the week before full moon... turns out whitesbane not just a myth but is actually an increasingly popular gluten free, locally sourced, salad addition and that the organic farmer's market salesman is the Alpha whitewolf*
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# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:42 |
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It was weird going skiing last weekend when the moon was full. Nobody did a double take. |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:44 |
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*Goes out for sushi with some friends* *full moon appears from behind a cloud* *stirs wasabi into my soy sauce* |
# ? Apr 9, 2019 14:50 |
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Finger Prince posted:*Goes out for sushi with some friends* Hey! It's good that way. At least I don't eat it with the pickled ginger. Real-talk though... mixing the wasabi into the soy sauce is a faux pas? I had no idea. So when I'm being loving lazy and just wipe the sushi on the wasabi then dip it in soy sauce I'm doing it right? Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Apr 9, 2019 |
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