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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

Thesis: I want to bang my maid
Antithesis: I am married

*Marx thinking harder than he ever thought*

Synthesis: Wait til the family is away and bang my maid

quote:

Marx, Engels and Lenin are asked whether they would prefer to have, a wife or a mistress. As expected, Marx, rather conservative in private matters, answers ‘A wife!’, while Engels, more of a bon vivant, opts for a mistress. To everyone’s surprise, Lenin says: ‘I’d like to have both!’ Why? Is there a hidden stripe of decadent jouisseur behind his austere revolutionary image? No – he explains: ‘so that I can tell my wife that I am going to my mistress, and my mistress that I have to be with my wife…’ ‘And then, what do you do?’ ‘I go to a solitary place to learn, learn, and learn!’

(He actually just had both, of course).

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