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"holy poo poo this is so sugary" It was a literal sugar cube with some drops on it
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dumb confession: i was like "oh no i hope sbt's car is okay" since he posted this thread and then i figured out the pressing matter was getting laid. not lubricating parts on a car.
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Me, having a conversation with my mom: do you think slices of zucchini on my eyes will do the same thing cucumbers will do? Mom: I mean they might cure a boil in your rear end but not fix your puffy eyelids. Me: how would putting squash on my eyelids fix my hosed up rear end? Mom: don't you have your dad to bother?
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I love hot tea. I drink a lot of tea. I never remember that tea is made with boiling water until I have melted my tongue and esophagus.
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xcheopis posted:Got on the bus and my Clipper card wouldn't work, on account of it being my debit card. This is a mood
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xcheopis posted:They aren't even the same colour. I used to try to tap my work badge on it and it was twice the size, really thick and on the lanyard, not my keys.
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