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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I didn't read that, but I get the toxins out of my body by cutting a lemon in half and squeezing the halfs into my open eyeballs.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Another excellent way to de-toxify is to take fresh, unpeeled, ungrated ginger-root and huck it into the neighbor's yard. This is a last resort as you can prevent most toxins by hanging a bezoar off your car's rear-view mirror.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Real question, though, how common are antidotes? They're all over fiction, but I'm sure they don't work like that in real life.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


No sir, I've thought about it and I don't want no toxins.

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