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Man comes home late from work with mustard on his collar. Again. "Honey, this isn't what it looks like," he says but she's already made up her mind.
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It's Adam and EVE, not Adam and Ball Park Franks!
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Apr 20, 2019 01:07
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Photo of a hot dog easily taking up an entire hallway
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Apr 20, 2019 01:16
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Photo of a hot dog easily taking up an entire hallway |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Photo of a hot dog easily taking up an entire hallway
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technically it's a "gently caress sandwich" -pedantic wizard
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Apr 20, 2019 01:39
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Hot dogs for dinner? drat, Kathy's getting kinky
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Apr 20, 2019 04:06
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Apr 20, 2019 04:17
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Bo-Pepper posted:force meat coitus tubes
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Bo-Pepper posted:force meat Luke Skywalker raises a curled hand and starts moving it up and down while crossing his eyes. |
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Apr 20, 2019 04:58
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Apr 20, 2019 05:07
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Jedrick posted:hotdog eating trolley robot #comebackdrilldoweknowurlurkin |
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this was the pornography bundy told dr. james dobson about in that final interview v hosed up |
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holy poo poo, stop doxxing the last byob hotdog meetup It was a very intense day ok
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Nice bunkakke. |
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Apr 20, 2019 13:47
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This is sexually deviant behavior. Everyone knows that ketchup on a hot dog is illegal.
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Apr 20, 2019 23:39
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hamjobs posted:This is sexually deviant behavior. Everyone knows that ketchup on a hot dog is illegal. Attempting to use the power of the state to make something illegal simply because you don't like it is wrong. |
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Apr 21, 2019 00:01
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Barking Gecko posted:Attempting to use the power of the state to make something illegal simply because you don't like it is wrong. Look buddy, hot dogs are a sacred thing between one bun and one Weiner; please don't disrespect the sacraments of hotdoggery by pulling out and spurting ketchup all over the bun
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Apr 21, 2019 00:34
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yo, don't make me go get the mayo |
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Apr 21, 2019 00:37
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Jedrick posted:yo, don't make me go get the mayo Keith I swear to god
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hamjobs posted:Look buddy, hot dogs are a sacred thing between one bun and one Weiner; please don't disrespect the sacraments of hotdoggery by pulling out and spurting ketchup all over the bun Oh my. Playing the religion card in an attempt to justify your arbitrary and unsupportable dislike for ketchup. Hands off my hot dog! |
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Apr 21, 2019 00:41
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hamjobs posted:Look buddy, hot dogs are a sacred thing between one bun and one Weiner; please don't disrespect the sacraments of hotdoggery by pulling out and spurting ketchup all over the bun Jedrick posted:yo, don't make me go get the mayo 'Uncle' Onan brand mayonnaise - so good, you won't want to spill a drop!
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Barking Gecko posted:Oh my. Playing the religion card in an attempt to justify your arbitrary and unsupportable dislike for ketchup. Hands off my hot dog! Jesus never put ketchup on a hotdog. Check and mate.
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Apr 21, 2019 01:34
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hamjobs posted:Jesus never put ketchup on a hotdog. Check and mate. Mary Magdalene did, though. 
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Goons Are Great posted:Mary Magdalene did, though. nice |
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This is a thing of beauty
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Apr 21, 2019 03:15
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Ketchup is good on hot dogs and french fries. Anti-ketchup elitist BS cannot change this truth. |
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Apr 21, 2019 03:21
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I will die on this weird hill: I only like mustard and hot sauce on my fries.
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Apr 21, 2019 03:27
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hamjobs posted:I will die on this weird hill: I only like mustard and hot sauce on my fries. I'll die in ur arms b/c u are correct here
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Apr 21, 2019 03:32
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IMHO ketchup (well tomato sauce here) can be okay... mustard can be awesome, especially if you're using it on a german style hotdog with some sauerkraut and/or onions too. fries I'm not too much of a fan of sauce, and I definitely don't like having tomato sauce sprayed all over the fries - makes them soggy. condiments should be for dipping fries into, not making them soggy with! prefer mayonnaise or some kind of aoili to tomato sauce with fries anyways. e: hj is correct that hot sauce is better on fries than tomato sauce tho in my opinion Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 21, 2019
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prepuce repurposed posted:I'll die in ur arms b/c u are correct here Omg you are a good and perfect human
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RIP Hamjobs. I will light a candle for you. Mustard and hot sauce are good on many things, but not hot dogs and french fries. |
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Barking Gecko posted:RIP Hamjobs. I will light a candle for you. Mustard and hot sauce are good on many things, but not hot dogs and french fries. Okay can we at least agree that the only true condiment for chicken strips is Buffalo sauce
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