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i suggestively run a hotdog around the curves of my body, slapping it ever so lightly on the erotic parts, the crowd goes wild and chants,"👏hot!👏dog!👏hot!👏dog!"
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filling up a bathtub with thousands of mini hotdogs to surprise my bae
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she leaves and coyly says she's going to slip into something more comfortable, i lose my poo poo when she comes back wearing nothing but a hotdog costume
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rubbing a hotdog on myself so my high school friends think i lost my virginity
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"your honor we would like to submit this video of mr. kraft walking into the massage parlor..."
*video shows robert kraft walking into the parlor carrying a brown paper bag. he looks suspiciously around before pulling something from the bag and placing on the counter*
"and now if we enhance, enhance... a little more enhancing..."
*video shows mr. kraft placing an 8 pack of hotdogs onto the counter, the jury gasps*
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Apr 19, 2019 20:12
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figuring out which strippers will give the best lap dances by the number of hot dog tattoos they have
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Apr 19, 2019 20:16
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really wondering who will get hot dogs on next weeks episode of the bachelor, i know tina was devastated when she didn't get one last week
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husband placing a hotdog into his wife's hand to symbolize their everlasting love as the priest nods approvingly
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wishful thinking high school boy carries around packets of condiments in his wallet for years in case he encounters a hot dog spontaneously
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Apr 21, 2019 19:13
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in olden times, when most people were illiterate, shop owners would use pictures on their signs like an anvil for a blacksmith or a loaf of bread for a baker
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Apr 21, 2019 19:16
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mashing two burgers together and everyone is into it, pick up two hot dogs and suddenly most people are uncomfortable with it. double standards...
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a parent having the difficult conversation with their kid about the hotdogs and the hamburgers, pulling out a book with pictures of BBQs as a visual aid
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Teacher: okay now fold your paper in half hot dog style
*muffled giggling from classroom*
Really son?
Grilling your hot dog?
With your mother in the house?
Or going the somehow even more uncomfortable understanding dad route.
"Yeah, son, believe it or not, I was once young and hungry just like you..."
"Dad."
"I still remember the day I met your mother. It was at a picnickers' convention, if you can believe it."
"Dad, stop."
"She looked drat good in that apron, and she could work a barbecue spatula like you wouldn't believe. But her real talent was with the tongs."
"DAD."
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memories of staying up late as a kid so i could turn the sound off and watch diners, drive-ins and dives, wasn't till years late that i found out most kids did the same
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