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Costco hot dog date on valentine's day? You had me at Costco hot dog. |
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The type of bouquet is extremely important depending on what you wish to express to the one you're giving it to. For example: Red roses = romance Yellow roses = friendship Lily of the Valley = return of happiness Ivy = fidelity Hot Dogs = horny as hell and DTF Lavender = admiration and so on.
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Apr 20, 2019 00:28
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In a hilarious mix-up a nervous hot-dog vendor working his first day on the job gets arrested for prostitution.
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Apr 20, 2019 00:54
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Man comes home late from work with mustard on his collar. Again. "Honey, this isn't what it looks like," he says but she's already made up her mind.
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Apr 20, 2019 01:05
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It's Adam and EVE, not Adam and Ball Park Franks!
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Apr 20, 2019 01:07
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Photo of a hot dog easily taking up an entire hallway
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Apr 20, 2019 01:16
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technically it's a "gently caress sandwich" -pedantic wizard
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Apr 20, 2019 01:39
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Bo-Pepper posted:force meat coitus tubes
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Apr 20, 2019 04:24
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Apr 20, 2019 04:52
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it's fine if some people eat their force meat with ketchup, but it's not for me.
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Apr 21, 2019 05:49
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eating a hot dog with only ketchup on it is vile to my senses, but people also enjoy all kinds of weird and gross sex, so whatever.
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Apr 21, 2019 05:56
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I tried to be chill about this, but eating a hot dog with ketchup on it is a cardinal sin and those who do it will go to hell and should go to prison. I'm sorry, but it is the truth
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Apr 21, 2019 08:02
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that being said, my ex-wife would eat a hot dog with nothing but mayonnaise on it which is the worst possible thing
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Apr 21, 2019 08:03
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prepuce repurposed posted:trying to decide if this is an elaborate sex metaphor or not Literally everything is an elaborate sex metaphor |
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Apr 22, 2019 01:13
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 your move, athiests
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