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Look at it It's a long, oddly shaped object inserted into a bread that tightly fits around it. There are weird fluids involved everywhere and you both feel satisfied and shamefully questioning your choices once you are done with it, while your body will feel a boost in energy before you fall asleep.
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Luvcow posted:rubbing a hotdog on myself so my high school friends think i lost my virginity
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Costco hot dog date on valentine's day? You had me at Costco hot dog. There's a new private room for the private hot dog experiences, you may touch and lick the mustard.
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*completely covered in mustard after having a hot dog* No officer, we just talked. I don't know why my neighbor thought he had to call you, but it was just a regular Friday dinner night.
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Photo of a hot dog easily taking up an entire hallway
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holy poo poo, stop doxxing the last byob hotdog meetup It was a very intense day ok
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hamjobs posted:Jesus never put ketchup on a hotdog. Check and mate. Mary Magdalene did, though. 
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Mommy, where do hotdogs come from?
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Given that hotdogs are sex, I wonder what dog sex is.
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I mean sex between dogs, legal, adult sexual intercourse between two consenting fully grown dogs of any sex, no human interaction, apart from a human questioning the terminology!!
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woah that was brutal
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Apr 22, 2019 12:04
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Are you alright, PR? 
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google THIS posted:Or going the somehow even more uncomfortable understanding dad route.
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Luvcow posted:memories of staying up late as a kid so i could turn the sound off and watch diners, drive-ins and dives, wasn't till years late that i found out most kids did the same Hiding under the blanket as a teenager, dreaming of the very first hot dog with that one cute girl. Tomorrow I will ask her. Tomorrow. But I never could. Until she got her first hot dog with Garry, the big, mean guy in the leather jacket. Playing dungeon & dragons taught me to handle pain, but it never could erase my hot dog dreams without hurting me.
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