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Pulling back the casing on the end of a hot dog and being pleasantly surprised that it's both clean and juicy
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 16:56 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:51 |
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Gently coating the hot dog in mustard and grilled onions for ease of insertion into my mouth
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 16:57 |
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"I mean I just prefer them without casings; I've never even seen a hot dog with the casing intact."
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 16:57 |
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Splatmaster posted:I read a tweet earlier this week that said "redacted due to politics is such a homophobe he eats his hot dogs sideways" and I lol'd welp that's my contribution and thanks Lol that's amazing
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 17:05 |
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lmao
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2019 19:28 |
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Hot dogs for dinner? drat, Kathy's getting kinky
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 03:04 |
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This is sexually deviant behavior. Everyone knows that ketchup on a hot dog is illegal.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2019 23:39 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Attempting to use the power of the state to make something illegal simply because you don't like it is wrong. Look buddy, hot dogs are a sacred thing between one bun and one Weiner; please don't disrespect the sacraments of hotdoggery by pulling out and spurting ketchup all over the bun
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 00:34 |
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Jedrick posted:yo, don't make me go get the mayo Keith I swear to god
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 00:38 |
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Barking Gecko posted:Oh my. Playing the religion card in an attempt to justify your arbitrary and unsupportable dislike for ketchup. Hands off my hot dog! Jesus never put ketchup on a hotdog. Check and mate.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 01:34 |
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This is a thing of beauty
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 02:07 |
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I will die on this weird hill: I only like mustard and hot sauce on my fries.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 03:27 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:I'll die in ur arms b/c u are correct here Omg you are a good and perfect human
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 03:39 |
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Barking Gecko posted:RIP Hamjobs. I will light a candle for you. Mustard and hot sauce are good on many things, but not hot dogs and french fries. Okay can we at least agree that the only true condiment for chicken strips is Buffalo sauce
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 04:23 |
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literally this big posted:*rings in on Jeopardy* Wow this is a drug free zone, we don't use the weed number here
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 04:57 |
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gonna leave my phone number at the hot dog stand, I hear it's real n a s t y
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 05:08 |
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It is a sin against the one true god, dick portillo
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 05:54 |
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Filthy sexual appetites itt
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 06:53 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:that being said, my ex-wife would eat a hot dog with nothing but mayonnaise on it which is the worst possible thing Omg I'm so sorry
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 08:23 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Given that hotdogs are sex, I wonder what dog sex is. that is very illegal.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 16:45 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:funny story: all my prison friends call me force meat no pls
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 16:46 |
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Luvcow posted:in olden times, when most people were illiterate, shop owners would use pictures on their signs like an anvil for a blacksmith or a loaf of bread for a baker hot dogs on a sign means a brothel
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 19:35 |
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 19:37 |
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He's a heretic. I bet his name is Keith.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 20:09 |
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loving LOL vanisher do you know our friends who go by the name ADMIN
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 21:57 |
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vanisher posted:sorry I derailed the hotdogs are sex thread Never apologize for what you do, this is so beautiful and pure
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2019 23:02 |
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google THIS posted:Here is the official hot dog/condiment matching tier list. This is for your basic hot dog dressing. If you're doing chili dogs or fancy artisan dogs with like a complete other meal being used as a topping things get more nuanced and beyond the scope of this post. This man knows what's up.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 01:21 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:trying to decide if this is an elaborate sex metaphor or not Bruh your av is a clitoris, EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR FOR SEX.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 01:22 |
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canyoneer posted:it's definitely a sex metaphor, because you're not getting it
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 01:39 |
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This thread is now about dropping sick burns on prepuce.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 05:33 |
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xcheopis posted:Hot dogs are boy sex, burgs are girl sex no wonder i love burgs so much omg
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 17:57 |
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Ughhh, last year I wanted to surprise my mom for mother's day and caught my parents grilling hot dogs and hamburgers in the FRONT YARD with ALL THEIR NEIGHBORS.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2019 20:37 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 17:51 |
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alnilam posted:Holy roller smacking two hot dogs together to show that HOT DOG was designed by GOD only to go in BUN GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:
Goons Are Great posted:Hiding under the blanket as a teenager, dreaming of the very first hot dog with that one cute girl. Tomorrow I will ask her. Tomorrow.
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