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Stoner Sloth

hamjobs posted:

Look buddy, hot dogs are a sacred thing between one bun and one Weiner; please don't disrespect the sacraments of hotdoggery by pulling out and spurting ketchup all over the bun

Jedrick posted:

yo, don't make me go get the mayo

'Uncle' Onan brand mayonnaise - so good, you won't want to spill a drop!







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Stoner Sloth

IMHO ketchup (well tomato sauce here) can be okay... mustard can be awesome, especially if you're using it on a german style hotdog with some sauerkraut and/or onions too.

fries I'm not too much of a fan of sauce, and I definitely don't like having tomato sauce sprayed all over the fries - makes them soggy. condiments should be for dipping fries into, not making them soggy with!

prefer mayonnaise or some kind of aoili to tomato sauce with fries anyways.

e: hj is correct that hot sauce is better on fries than tomato sauce tho in my opinion

Stoner Sloth fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 21, 2019







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Stoner Sloth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

eating a hot dog with only ketchup on it is vile to my senses, but people also enjoy all kinds of weird and gross sex, so whatever.

yeah - just ketchup would be horrible, gotta have mustard at least if you're gonna do that and preferably carmelized onions or something else too.

decent mustard can work without ketchup tho - specially if youre using bratwurst or something like that and have good seeded mustard type of thing







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Farecoal posted:

ok we're pretty chill here in byob but this kind of explicit sexual content crosses the line

:blush: oh gosh, sorry, i didn't realize what i was saying!







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Stoner Sloth

*hides personal shame by holding up sigh at rally stating "Replace proper condiment use classes with hot dog abstinence education!! No hot dogs until after marriage?!" and looking properly chastened*







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vanisher posted:

sorry I derailed the hotdogs are sex thread

on the other hand you made me laugh my stoned butt off in the small hours of the morning - though i almost feel sorry for people named Keith now... almost.







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hamjobs posted:

This man knows what's up.







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