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Also often served at baseball games, at which players are constantly trying to advance to the next  base Coincidence? |
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Yeah, I guess you could say my grillfriend and I are moving pretty fast. |
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Old lady: I'll have what she's having. (points at Meg Ryan convincingly pretending that her hot dog is delicious)
google THIS fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Apr 19, 2019 |
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Apr 19, 2019 16:33
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Ah, hot dog cart vendors. The oldest profession. |
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Luvcow posted:husband placing a hotdog into his wife's hand to symbolize their everlasting love as the priest nods approvingly Husband starts to put condiments on the hot dog and the priest frowns |
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Apr 20, 2019 00:28
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Bo-Pepper posted:force meat Luke Skywalker raises a curled hand and starts moving it up and down while crossing his eyes. |
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Goons Are Great posted:Given that hotdogs are sex, I wonder what dog sex is.  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M95_PhCYDEw
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Here is the official hot dog/condiment matching tier list. This is for your basic hot dog dressing. If you're doing chili dogs or fancy artisan dogs with like a complete other meal being used as a topping things get more nuanced and beyond the scope of this post. Questionable tier: The kind where the ingredients are so low quality they're not pink, or even uniformly the same shade of orange. Ex. gas station rotisseries and school stadiums where volunteer PTO moms are serving you even though they can't open a bun without ripping it. Ketchup is acceptable here simply because anything to make it more palatable is acceptable, but mustard would be better. Aldi tier: The sad overly small generic dogs that cheap dads grill, or add on as an afterthought for the kids when they're primarily working on more adult fare like steaks. It's ok to put ketchup on these, but only because you're six. Still, why not try some mustard instead? Microwave tier: Or even (shudder) cooked in water. Ketchup will not further compound your sin, but you know what would help? Mustard. Grilled mid-level dogs: Now we're starting to talk. Time to put the ketchup away and maybe get out the relish, but really, mustard should be the centerpiece. Nice dogs: All-beef, really substantial, not quite a sausage but no longer merely a dog. Better be hitting the mustard, and by this point you should have already kicked the mustard up a notch or two as well. The stuff that comes in packets and matches construction equipment will no longer suffice. Spicy brown at minimum. German tier: Ketchup does not complement sauerkraut. Mustard does. 'nuff said. |
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prepuce repurposed posted:trying to decide if this is an elaborate sex metaphor or not *snicker* you said metaphor |
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Or going the somehow even more uncomfortable understanding dad route. "Yeah, son, believe it or not, I was once young and hungry just like you..." "Dad." "I still remember the day I met your mother. It was at a picnickers' convention, if you can believe it." "Dad, stop." "She looked drat good in that apron, and she could work a barbecue spatula like you wouldn't believe. But her real talent was with the tongs." "DAD." |
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